watching down on us
I tried banging out some bullshit on my piano (not that I have any way of recording it anyway) but I kept coming out with some kind of key in the right hand (poorly matched by the left) and an actual time signature. Is this bad?
edited 25th Apr '11 12:39:27 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Jackass Detector
I like how you fixed my misspelling. Lemme take care of that.
edited 25th Apr '11 1:02:26 PM by KitsuneInferno
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Kvltvre Vvltvre
Horrible compression is br000tul, right? Dead Goths Everywhere - Bend Over For Brootul!
This one might not seem as bad as the other ones at first, but listen to the whole thing before passing judgment on it.
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Wait, what about the album cover? Anybody got any ideas?
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That was more mediocre than horrible.
edited 25th Apr '11 2:03:04 PM by KitsuneInferno
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
I can't believe I've listened to "Bend Over" in its entirety. But yeah, aside from the length it wasn't bad. I think I have an idea for a remix.
Other things:
- Some blastbeats made in a pirated copy of DFH and some preset dance loops for "U Ain't Christian" coming up.
- Had an idea: dance song which is all buildups. You know, the thing where a dance song goes
*———-*———-*———-*———-*—-*—-*—-*—-*-*-*-*-*************
God I hate that shit. Gonna need someone to impersonate a sexy female vocalist. Or just a sexy female vocalist. Anyone has chloroform? (I think I've just named the song, by the way.) - New band - Jason Statham Kills People with Guns. In what genre do bands name themselves after kitschy movies the most? (Hint: hipsters.)
edited 25th Apr '11 2:10:49 PM by Litis
Dropout w/ bong in hand
Cool. I'll see if I can download some preset synth and piano bits.
EDIT: Sorry, not having success with that. I'll see if I can get Kitsune or Mike K to make some.
edited 26th Apr '11 3:11:05 AM by YonTroper
Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.
Made a short track: Love True Goat (Inst). You are free to edit it, add any instrument or vocal or effect you want to it or use it for any other thing you want as long as you keep the tag 
Tried going for a more subtle kind of horrible, don't know if it worked.
संसार
Finals are coming up, not doing jack and so uninspired that I'm not even in the mood for shitty music. Sorry.
Jackass Detector
Same situation here.
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Kvltvre Vvltvre
Tell me about it.
There are snakes in the grass, so we'd better go hunting!
Jackass Detector
All in favor of blaming Lordnecronus for not having the foresight to prepare for this lapse in activity, say aye.
Aye.
edited 1st May '11 1:48:08 PM by KitsuneInferno
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
It's not too late to start now, is it?
I can just throw some random synths together and make something cacaphonic and unlistenable.
For some reason, this whole idea sounds really cool to me.
edited 5th May '11 7:07:01 PM by HeliumOpera
Watch A Serbian Film. I dare you.
Jackass Detector
Yeah, because I ALREADY DID THAT. Nah, you can go ahead. All my finals are done, so maybe I'll contribute to "Shawty...".
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.I don't know how to Mediafire something, so I just put it on Youtube so everyone could hear.
EDIT: For some odd reason embedding won't work, so here's this link.
edited 5th May '11 7:11:07 AM by HeliumOpera
Watch A Serbian Film. I dare you.Download link. God am I stupid.
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I'm trying to think of a suitable introductory track. I'm thinking about narrating an outlandish story about some old-ass white guy finding an underground society that exposed him to this music and made him and his entire team go stark raving mad and pillage everything.
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.I had an idea for the album cover. Nothing special, just a bunch of fucking squiggling in MS Paint, with inverted colors.
That made me laugh my ass off for some reason.
edited 3rd Jun '11 11:29:27 PM by HeliumOpera
Watch A Serbian Film. I dare you.
Jackass Detector
Another idea. After this is all done, I'm gonna need to clense my soul. Anybody up for making an apology album of music featuring us actually giving a shit?
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.I'd totally be on board, now that I have plenty of time to make music that's actually decent. As for this though, I had another idea: a really crappy cover of Born To Run.
edited 4th Jun '11 2:28:12 PM by HeliumOpera
Watch A Serbian Film. I dare you.
3 microphones forever
I've gotta make another AwESOME MOVIE SOUND NOISES!!! track one of these days, I just have to be in the right frame of mind for it ("the right frame of mind" is not a euphemism for "on drugs"). I want to incorporate beatboxing, crappy toy keyboard, and this ornamental hunting trumpet we have laying around. Possibly all on the same track even. And the unintelligible vocals are of course going to be a constant theme.
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Kvltvre Vvltvre
I'm on board. I'm still not sure whether I'm physically capable of giving a shit, but if I am, why not.
BEHOLD THE GREATEST MUSIC EVER MADE:
Made this tonight.
'It's gonna rain!'