Auto-Tune vocals complete and ready to use. Insert pig squeals, breakdowns, random drum bashing and synth where appropriate. (Also, the Auto-Tune was set to A minor, so Bound By the Moon and synth guy, STAY AWAY FROM A MINOR AT ALL COSTS.)
http://www.mediafire.com/?jzux95wd43osnfi
edited 24th Apr '11 4:47:59 AM by YonTroper
I'll probably wait for the drums first, so I at least have a general idea of when to play.
There are snakes in the grass, so we'd better go hunting!Having the drums be the very last thing recorded could add to the suckiness though, I guess. Also, I sort of want to add backing vocals to this - since I just discovered my screaming abilities, I think I'd be shrieking along with the last couple words of randomly chosen lyrics for emphasis.
I like the "label sampler" idea a lot by the way. It'd lend itself to more diverse styles of awfulness, and people could come up with fake short bios for the liner notes and everything.
edited 24th Apr '11 12:54:17 PM by MikeK
I could just start recording now, unless you have any specifics about tempos.
There are snakes in the grass, so we'd better go hunting!I can deliberately ruin one of my own songs if you all want.
Otherwise I'm going to have to back out, since this'd take some time.
We are going for total ear rape, right? Because that's what I did.
I would like to be credited as Boosh Bawoosh featuring the Fat Chinese Sluts Orchestra.
So I tried to hit all the major points here.
- Really damn long (20 minutes) and repetitive.
- excessive panning to the point of ear rape
- absurdly fast drums that are looped poorly and play in only one channel at a time
- a huge amount of clipping
- high pitch to the point of near squealing.
Did I miss anything?
edited 24th Apr '11 1:48:18 PM by SpainSun
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....Re-edited "Surpise Sex" with appropriate tags and random reversing dickery.
Also, made this while that was uploading.
edited 24th Apr '11 5:10:10 PM by KitsuneInferno
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.I think we should have some horrible-but-listenable tracks à la The Shaggs between the earaping tracks.
संसारForgive me, Allfather, for I have sinned. Make the silent bit in the middle longer if necessary, since there's some non-guitar stuff going on in there.
edited 24th Apr '11 7:21:55 PM by BoundByTheMoon
There are snakes in the grass, so we'd better go hunting!I'm working on arranging my vocals with the guitar. I just need Lordnecronus to record his vocals and then I can slot them in in appropriate places. (Also, whoever did the synth for the Dyslexic Asian songs, get to making some terrible eurodance beats and a piano part.)
Oh, by the way, I'm making a Troper Works page for this, under the name of "The TV Tropes Awful Music Collective".
edited 24th Apr '11 8:23:52 PM by YonTroper
Awesome.
I just had a flash of inspiration. I'm going to make Dead Goths Everywhere exist.
There are snakes in the grass, so we'd better go hunting!Niiiiice. Even better: see if we can make John Harvey Tillinghast real!
Oh, by the way: TheTVTropesAwfulMusicCollective. It might be a good idea for everybody to go on there and put what you play and what songs you're on.
edited 25th Apr '11 12:10:28 AM by YonTroper
Do I actually need to have listened to deathcore in order to program the drums? I have The Red Chord.
Also, I thought "Blvck" counted as a song.
Also only people who have actually contributed to the project so far may appear in the participant list IMO.
edited 25th Apr '11 1:43:31 AM by Litis
Nope, just program a blast beat with double bass, snare and hi-hat, because anything else isn't brutal. We'll need a dance beat too.
And yeah, maybe it should only be people who've contributed so far. Who hasn't?
Wait, what tempo is "U Ain't Christian" supposed to be? I could just do it in some random tempo, but come on.
you mean "brvtal"
No, he meant "br00tal". The "v" thing is reserved for BM poseurs.
br0v0tal
edited 25th Apr '11 12:31:24 PM by Yachar
'It's gonna rain!'Guys. BPM. Anyone?
Does it matter at all whether or not I've listened to the track?
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
PM sent.
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