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Let's make shitty music together.:

dOOOOM
See this thread for context.

Ever wanted to make really bad music? Well now's your chance!

The idea of this thread is simple: each of the participants will create, record and upload a album of deliberately godawful music. Haven't really got much to say on the idea apart from that, so questions are welcome, and will likely be necessary given how uninspired this OP is.

Participants:
  • As The Anointed
  • Bound By The Moon
  • Calaver X 11
  • JHM
  • King Of Kings
  • Kitsune Inferno
  • Litis
  • Lordnecronus
  • Mike K
  • Spain Sun
  • Wicked223
  • Yon Troper

edited 22nd Apr '11 1:50:19 PM by Lordnecronus

 2 Wicked 223, Sun, 17th Apr '11 1:50:19 PM from Death Star in the forest
I'll do it.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
 3 Span Sun, Sun, 17th Apr '11 1:51:05 PM from Somewhere Beyond Here
Laugh it off, everybody
I'll add some godawful production.

This will—for obvious reasons—take a backseat to my Tromufi project.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
 4 JHM, Sun, 17th Apr '11 1:58:04 PM from Neither Here Nor There Relationship Status: I know
Thunder, Perfect Mind
Being someone with no rhythm, I can add some godawful drumming...
 5 Wicked 223, Sun, 17th Apr '11 1:59:11 PM from Death Star in the forest
I'll do some godawful VST noodling!
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
dOOOOM
So, how do we do this? Are we making one album as a group, or making an album each (with some collaborations, I imagine)? Both, perhaps?
 7 Bound By The Moon, Sun, 17th Apr '11 2:17:31 PM from The Spanish Sahara
Kvltvre Vvltvre
Want a crappy guest guitar solo? I am so there.

Actually, I could do all the crappy guitar tracking. And remember, whoever's in charge of mastering, don't forget to use tons of compression. And hard-limit it below 0db, so it clips but still isn't loud enough.

edited 17th Apr '11 2:26:24 PM by BoundByTheMoon

There are snakes in the grass, so we'd better go hunting!
Jester
I'm gonna lol so hard if this gets out and people like it [lol]
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Moronic, pretentious fan
I'll get involved in this, somehow. See if can't wring the worst guitar tone possible from my shiny new POD Pro. Trebles to max, bass, mid and noisegate to 0, add some pointless effects, BOOM! Instant ear rape.
Because I choose to.
I hereby declare the official project BPM to be 128. I bet no one cares if you won't adhere to it though.

Here's my first offering. Loop the shit out of this. You all like the Amen and cheesy filters, right?

I also propose some rules:
  • If you work on something for more than half an hour fifteen minutes, don't post it.
  • Final render must be in 16 kbps MP3 because it sounds ghetto.
  • Official project adjective is "ghetto".

edited 18th Apr '11 1:16:45 AM by Litis

dOOOOM
I can't deal with that 15-minute rule, because then I can't record an epic hour-long closer track. tongue The other rules are pretty ghetto, though.

Alright, let's get going with the first "song". Should be relatively easy; you guys just create and upload whatever you want (as long as it's not too good), I'll see if I can make a track with them while adding my own various contributions.
I have a broken guitar, a broken bass and a cheap guitar to USB cable, so I can help if you want.
संसार
dOOOOM
I'll add you to the list now. Looking forward to seeing what everyone will come up with.

I'm currently working on bits of the first "song". Anyone want to hear what I've done so far?

Also, does anyone have any particular ideas for crazy shit we can put in the album? And a name for the album and "artist"?
Jackass Detector
Mind if I fuck with some samples in FL Studio and completely demolish them in Audacity? Kinda like what I do now, except deliberately bad instead of unintentionally crappy.

edited 20th Apr '11 9:54:40 AM by KitsuneInferno

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
dOOOOM
Sure, all help is appreciated.
 16 Bound By The Moon, Wed, 20th Apr '11 12:25:45 PM from The Spanish Sahara
Kvltvre Vvltvre
And remember: Quantization is for suckers.

EDIT: Solo #1, "Quantization Is For Suckers". 128 BPM, as requested (not that you can tell anyway). With all the gain and hard-limiting, I didn't think recompressing it would have made any difference.

Good luck finding something that sounds good against all those augmented scales.evil grin

edited 20th Apr '11 12:39:44 PM by BoundByTheMoon

There are snakes in the grass, so we'd better go hunting!
 17 Span Sun, Wed, 20th Apr '11 3:39:58 PM from Somewhere Beyond Here
Laugh it off, everybody
a name for the album and "artist"?

artist: Zalgo

album: He Comes
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Made a short thing. It was originally 5 min long, but Audition ate some of it.

Also, we should put some random shit in the tag, like "Year:2042" or "Genre:Post-Hard Art Outsider".
संसार
 19 Tibetan Fox, Wed, 20th Apr '11 4:47:25 PM from Death Continent
Feels Good, Man
Oh God, so tempting.
 20 Wicked 223, Wed, 20th Apr '11 5:12:40 PM from Death Star in the forest
Why does that guitar tone sound like Pac-Man vomiting?
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
 21 Span Sun, Wed, 20th Apr '11 5:52:10 PM from Somewhere Beyond Here
Laugh it off, everybody
Post-Psychobilly Broccolicore
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
 22 Meta Four, Wed, 20th Apr '11 5:57:59 PM from the house of bread and battle
AXTUCE MUN AXTE INCAL
Neo-First Wave Progessive Postcore
 23 Span Sun, Wed, 20th Apr '11 6:18:55 PM from Somewhere Beyond Here
Laugh it off, everybody
Cat planet cat planet cat planet
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Jackass Detector
Here we go, "Surpise Sex". If you feel that the track is sodomizing your ear canal, that's because it is. I mean, the melody track literally reads, "I *heart symbol* RAPE".

EDIT: Fixed.

edited 20th Apr '11 7:55:09 PM by KitsuneInferno

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Wrong link, I think.
संसार
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