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Sabbo from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
#51: Apr 22nd 2011 at 7:11:01 AM

[up][up]Yes, I admit that people may very well think of that, but why did you mention a hobo, and why was he peeing in his pants specifically?

[up]Try thinking of "Wii Stream" as "A stream of wee". That's the entirety of the toilet humor here.

edited 22nd Apr '11 7:12:43 AM by Sabbo

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#52: Apr 22nd 2011 at 7:26:36 AM

Also, Sabbo's pic on the last page made me giggle, because it reminded me of the strange launch ads for Infiniti back in 1989 or so.

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Zoroark69 Since: Apr, 2010
#53: Apr 22nd 2011 at 11:00:52 AM

This is apparently what it looks like.

Rumors posted by Kotaku Joystiq state:

  • Codename is ‘Project Cafe‘
  • Controller will include a touch screen (latest rumors today measured it at 6.2inches)
  • Hardware is similar to the Xbox360
  • Controller has a built-in front-facing camera
  • Features backwards Wii game compatibility
  • 8 buttons and 2 analog sticks

SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#54: Apr 22nd 2011 at 11:02:41 AM

^I can't decide my opinion on the project name.(if that is true)

del_diablo Den harde nordmann from Somewher in mid Norway Since: Sep, 2009
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#55: Apr 22nd 2011 at 12:18:09 PM

I love poorly fabricated rumors <3

A guy called dvorak is tired. Tired of humanity not wanting to change to improve itself. Quite the sad tale.
JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
Jonah Falcon
#56: Apr 22nd 2011 at 2:01:32 PM

The Nintendo Coffee. It's black, strong and will keep you awake!

Jonah Falcon
thatother1dude Ready to see true darkness from Land of the Ill, Annoyin' Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
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#57: Apr 22nd 2011 at 4:24:06 PM

[up][up]Seriously, IGN is acting like 2/3 of this is confirmed.

BadWolf21 The Fastest Man Alive Since: May, 2010
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#58: Apr 22nd 2011 at 8:38:16 PM

They also have an anonymous source (to us, not to them) giving them information. While they're almost certainly not right about most of it, they're probably not too far off.

WillyPete Since: Dec, 1969
#59: Apr 22nd 2011 at 8:47:14 PM

Fart. My Wii is having problems reading dual-layered discs, I'm trying to replace my PS 2, I haven't any money for the 3DS, and NOW they're announcing a better Wii console? The timing couldn't have been worse for me. (> m <)

Cronosonic (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#60: Apr 25th 2011 at 3:53:26 AM

New console at e3 pretty much confirmed by Nintendo themselves.

Anyway, think about all the stuff we've heard so far, assuming that it is indeed true - it's a mixture of Nintendo's efforts starting from Four Swords Adventures, and stealing the thunder of one of the NGP's features. The idea of being able to have portable screens for each player would be rather clever, and for single-player, there's still the option to play your games in front of a big screen. You can play Cafe games anywhere in the house (including bathroom breaks), and if you can be bothered to take the console with you, anywhere with a power source - HD gaming while negating the need for a HD TV. Brilliant.

EricDVH Since: Jan, 2001
#61: Apr 25th 2011 at 4:15:57 AM

That sounds a bit redundant to the 3DS, especially if the controllers are available as their own SKU, and act like a really cheesy mobile console.

Eric,

Cronosonic (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#62: Apr 25th 2011 at 5:31:55 AM

Not really. Sure, it's more portable just on the very notion that you won't need a TV, but if the console is as large as the 360 as the rumors claim, you obviously wouldn't be using it on car trips.

Anyway, official information about the new console from Nintendo:

  • Tentative release date of June 2012.
  • Controller screen resolution of 800x500.
  • Can play games, watch movies, and more without turning on the TV by just streaming them to the controllers. Can stream to multiple controllers at once.
  • Each controller acts a terminal, with the console doing all of the calculations to reduce latency, controller cost, and bandwidth requirements.

Kayeka Since: Dec, 2009
#63: Apr 25th 2011 at 8:49:06 AM

Wow, that source doesn't look easy to fake at all.

BonsaiForest Since: Jan, 2001
#64: Apr 25th 2011 at 9:02:23 AM

Are you sarcastic?

It's Nintendo of Japan's website. A direct link to a file on it. Note the address.

thatother1dude Ready to see true darkness from Land of the Ill, Annoyin' Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Ready to see true darkness
#65: Apr 25th 2011 at 9:13:47 AM

[up]That page is real, but everything in Cronosonic's following post is completely sourceless. All the press release does say is:

  • Sometime in 2012, after the end of this fiscal year (March 2012), Nintendo will release a successor to the Wii.
  • There will be a playable demo of it at E3 this year.

JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
Jonah Falcon
#66: Apr 25th 2011 at 9:17:26 AM

Confirmed via press release. In English. To gaming journalists here in NA.

Jonah Falcon
Cronosonic (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#67: Apr 25th 2011 at 10:37:17 AM

Yeah, that was bugging me as well, I managed to get the source. Turns out it was from GAF, though info from GAF is pretty hard to beat...

Though, the guy I got the source from says he's pretty sure the resolution was announced by Nintendo, he's just not sure when or where.

edited 25th Apr '11 10:38:29 AM by Cronosonic

Braincogs Since: Jul, 2009
#68: May 20th 2011 at 6:39:05 AM

Stream, eh? When I first read it I misread it as Steam and worried about the possible confusion. It does sound interesting. If true, this could be the next step towards the gamification of household electronics.

edited 20th May '11 6:39:27 AM by Braincogs

JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
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