- Platonist
- Pythagorean
- Stoic
- Socratic
- Cynic
- Epicurean
- Sophist
- Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
Cynic was the one with the lowest score that wasn't zero. Fits pretty well.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.- 1 is: Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
- 2 is: Sophist
I didn't score AT ALL on any of the others. Thought I'd be at least somewhat of a nihilist.
As for the philosopher guys.
- 1 is: Nietzsche
- 2 is: Sextus Empiricus
edited 2nd Apr '11 4:17:11 PM by SavageHeathen
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.Now that is a fun quiz! Though I'm kind of disappointed, I'm not sure if I see Aristotle here.
- Platonist
- Pythagorean
- Stoic
- Socratic
- Cynic
- Epicurean
- Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
- Sophist
The last three have no value assigned.
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"
It all comes into perspective.
Kill all math nerdsI got:
What does it mean? Shit's deep man...
(the little slider thingies didn't work either... I'll try...something and hope it unborks itself)
edited 2nd Apr '11 3:15:51 PM by GreatLich
- Stoic
- Epicurean
- Socratic
- Cynic
- Platonist
- Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
- Pythagorean
- Sophist
Last 3 have no value.
edited 2nd Apr '11 3:17:19 PM by Firestarter
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.It means Lich, your philosophy is breaking the universe. Quit thinking like that.
edited 2nd Apr '11 3:16:18 PM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.I'm pretty sure it means that the quiz got filled out improperly.
Also, Its sister quiz.
edited 2nd Apr '11 3:22:57 PM by TheMightyAnonym
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GODResults almost identical to OP.
For the other quiz, top 3:
1. Hume
2. Kant
3. Aristotle
edited 2nd Apr '11 3:28:07 PM by BestOf
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.For the first quiz:
- Stoic (About a full bar)
- Socratic (about half the first bar)
- Cynic (3 way tie)
- Hedonist (3 way tie)
- Sophist (3 way tie)
- Epicurean
- Pythagorean (tiny little bar)
- Platonist (no bar)
For the second quiz:
- Hume (Again full bar)
- Kant (Not that much smaller than Hume)
- Aristotle (only a little smaller than the Kant bar)
- Sextus Empiricus(Half the Aristotle bar)
- Protagoras (Half Sextus)
- Plato(tiny little bar)
- Nietzsche (no bar)
- Augustine (no bar)
- Aquinas(no bar)
edited 2nd Apr '11 3:40:58 PM by BlackHumor
I'm convinced that our modern day analogues to ancient scholars are comedians. -0dd1It apparently means it hates my firefox. There might be something wrong with my firefox.
- #1 is: Cynic
- #2 is: Epicurean
- #3 is: Platonist
- #4 is: Pythagorean
- #5 is: Stoic
- #6 is: Socratic
- #7 is: Sophist
- #8 is: Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
Mine were:
- 1 Pythagorean
- 2 Platonist
- 3 Socratic
- 4 Stoic
- 5 Epicurean
- 6 Cynic
- 7 Sophist
- 8 Cyrenaic
1. Epicurean
2. Pythagorean
3. Platonist/Sophist/Cynic
4. Stoic
5. Cyrenaeic
The second test rates me as a Nietzsche Wannabe. Didn't expect it but it's not like I have a problem with that.
edited 2nd Apr '11 4:14:10 PM by Lock
Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.My #1 is: Cynic Books, bargains, etc. My #2 is: Stoic Books, bargains, etc. My #3 is: Cyrenaeic (hedonist) Books, bargains, etc. My #4 is: Socratic Books, bargains, etc. My #5 is: Sophist Books, bargains, etc. My #6 is: Epicurean Books, bargains, etc. My #7 is: Platonist Books, bargains, etc. My #8 is: Pythagorean Bo
We must survive, all of us. The blood of a human for me, a cooked bird for you. Where is the difference?1. Cynic
2. Sophist
3. Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
4. Epicurean
5. Stoic
6. Socratic
7. Platonist
8. Pythagorean
Did not expect to be a cynic, I've always thought of myself as a realist in the exact middle of that sliding scale.
Thanks Great Lich.
edited 2nd Apr '11 7:41:33 PM by Ekuran
Cynicism (and to a lesser extent Stoicism as well) as philosophies are not the same things as cynicism (and stoicism) in the vernacular.
edited 2nd Apr '11 4:31:11 PM by GreatLich
So I got in the order of strongest weakest: Cynic, Socratic, Stoic, Epicurean, Platonist, Pythagorean, Cyrenaeic, Sophist.
Second test: Augustine, Hume, Kant, Protagoras, Sextus Empiricus, Aristotle, Aquinas, Nietzsche, Plato.
"Their philosophy was that the purpose of life was to live a life of Virtue in agreement with Nature." Haha no. Some of it sounds right, but a lot of it is making me go "...but what is this Nature? Why isn't murder considered natural? We do it. It must be natural,".
edited 2nd Apr '11 4:36:30 PM by Aondeug
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan ChahThe first:
- Platonist
- Socratic
- Stoic
- Pythagorean
- Cynic
The second:
- Aquinas
- Plato
- Aristotle
- Augustine (!)
- Kant
Augustine? I wouldn't have expected that.
Rott has arrived!
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GODExplain to me the purpose of the (!) you have next to Augustine, Rott!
TMA: Neither did I. At all. I only have a vague idea who he is...can someone give me a brief explanation that doesn't involve trawling through Wikipedia?
edited 2nd Apr '11 4:41:44 PM by Aondeug
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan ChahFirst test:
Strong: Socratic, Cynic, Platonist
Moderate: Pythagorean, Stoic
Zero: Epicurean, Sophist, Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
Second test:
Strong: Augustine, Aquinas
Moderate: Plato
Weak: Aristotle, Kant
Zero: Sextus Empiricus, Hume, Nietzsche, Protagoras
@Aon: He had a lot to say, so it's hard to really put him in a box. Of course, I just read through his wiki page, so I'm not much more knowledgeable than yourself.
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD@Aon: My philosophy is self-consciously modeled on Augustine's, yet he only came in at #4.
Who is he? St. Augustine of Hippo was a Latin-speaking Berber who was active around the turn of the 5th century AD. The product of a mixed marriage between a Christian mother (St. Monica) and Pagan father (Patricius), he belonged to one of those eras when religion was a marketplace of ideas, and was a Manichean (a dualist religion founded a century before his birth) and a Platonist before becoming a Christian. As a bishop, he became the most influential thinker of the West. Leaving aside theology, he's enormously influential for his book The City of God, which basically created the pre-modern Western understanding of politics and religions in response to the sack of Rome by the Visigoths, and his Confessions, his self-critical autobiography noted for its perceptive analysis of psychology and the nature of time.
I can go on.
edited 2nd Apr '11 5:05:50 PM by Rottweiler
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. BernardCynic, Socratic, Stoic, Sophist, Platonist, Cyrenaeic, Epicurean, Pythagorean
Augustine, Kant, Aquinas, Aristotle, Sextus Empiricus, Protagoras, Hume, Plato, Nietzsche
Kill all math nerds
Linkity link.
(Last two got zero points)
Fairly accurate, I'd say. Stoicism matches me to a "T".
EDIT: There is also a sister quiz here. My results:
Zero points for the last three.
edited 2nd Apr '11 3:25:29 PM by TheMightyAnonym
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD