Jamais vu
FUCK BONUS ROUNDS -takes out an uzi and starts firing it indiscriminately into the crowd-
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Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Karl: *to himself* This can't be happening... thespacephantom can't get more points than me... YAAAARRRRRGHGHGH! *pulls out a garden rake and start killing audience members*
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Jamais vu
-tosses grenades into the crowd.-
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You know what, you're just upset because you're losing.
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Jamais vu
-eats the audience members in the front row-
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-buzzes-
WONGA
I'd like to phone a friend.
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A Sadist RP-er
A Sadist RP-er
How do you delete a double post?
edited 25th Jun '11 4:47:45 PM by ShadowBender
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Treasure of Sierra Madre!
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One just might
edited 6th Jul '11 12:09:37 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Oh come on!
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Sorceress Bookwench
I'll take Long Category Name for 200.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
I don't think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.
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Stupid Man Suit Wearer
-returns to the stage dripping wet-
Ok, Bachelorette Number 1: I like long walks on the beach and reading sci-fi fantasy novels. If you were an ice cream cone, what flavor would you be? Also, would you be soft-serve?
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
I'd like another question.
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Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Announcer: That's the Password! Proceed to the bonus round.
Sorry, Karl. -pulls lever, causing Karl to fall though a trapdoor.-
What other lifelines do I have?
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Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Announcer: You can phone a friend or look it up on Wikipedia.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
I will be calling my friend who happens to be a librarian.
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Jamais vu
DIE! DIIIIIIIIIE -is still killing studio audience-
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How many seconds do I get for phoning a friend?
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Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Announcer: You get 5 minutes and you have to use every second. Your time starts after your friend picks up the phone.
-ring ring-
-ring ring-
Friend: Hello?
Announcer: Hey there! You're on the TV Tropes Gameshow!
Friend: Wow! That's great! Hi, Abstract!
Announcer: Yeah, yeah, that's great. So, how are you doing?
Friend: Uhh...not bad. You?
Announcer: You won't believe the day I'm having. Nut shots, people giving wrong answers, and there's some guy killing audience members. It's really a pain. I kinda hate my job, but it feed the wife and kids, you know what I'm sayin'?
Friend: ... I guess so?
Announcer: Ok then. Now this question is for all the marbles. Even the blue ones. Now: What plant, when ground into a fine powder, becomes a powerful narcotic? And for bonus marbles, can you tell me where I can get some?
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Jamais vu
Marbles?
MARBLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS -punches the announcer-
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Is there a hopping bonus?
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