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A safe-for-work(ish) one is this week's entry. Though it does have a shark with breasts and blood coming from the mouth so I'm not linking it.
It's a close call, but the archive doesn't list it as safe so might as well not.
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A safe one about conflicts within the law!
Absolutely no relation to NLK
Seagull lawyers seem a lot more hardcore than regular ones.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
They can literally get away with murder apparently. Also either theft or bribes, and attacking a judge I think
Very talented seagull lawyer apparently. Now, crows, much more likely to get away with murder.
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I don't know which was worse, that joke or the fact that I got it.
I thought the seagull was that same joke in the first place.
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
Since a group of seagulls isn't called a murder, I don't think so.
edited 31st Jul '17 12:47:16 AM by StateOfBedlam
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New comic. NSFW about Classy erotica.
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A safe one. She and seagull lawyer should team up.
edited 13th Aug '17 12:25:54 PM by googlebot
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Not very safe for that one guy.
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An entirely unsafe one about, hands down, the worst serial killer ever.
"Worst" as in "he sucked".
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Hey, one person was killed by his axe. That has to count for something!
Hi
I've used "asstastic" to describe a crappy day, but I think it fits him quite well, too.
C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C
Dude, it's Oglaf. To paraphrase the final line of that age old fable, you knew what it was when you picked it up.
Hey, he looks like he had a good idea in the first panel - swing from above like a pendulum with an axe on it. Its a classical dungeon trap design. Too bad he just fired off too soon.
Though overall, yeah, internet has seen loads of far more efficient and achieving variants of ass murder.
edited 20th Aug '17 10:10:23 PM by Adannor
Poor guy.
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A safe one that I don't really get.
Something to come back to?
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It's the internet, so yes.
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