It seems I am defending myself from Design #1603172349, an electric drill that produces hot tea or coffee, can run MAME roms and can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds. With Fire Shield.
I am quite safe.
The filidh that cam frae Skye
The only way to stop a jetpack that craves attention is to use the "Caring Fletchers' Charm of Purity"? What?
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
Fwomph
My opponent:
Design #3721557074
It's a diamond ring that hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet!
And I'm defending with:
Generous Thinker's Conjuration of Courage
Well seeing as the ring hasn't gone on any murderous rampages before I will just revese the spell and drain the courage it had to go on it in the first place.
edited 19th Mar '11 10:45:49 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Classic Furry Sidekick.
Opponent: It's an artificial limb! It doesn't distract you from your work!
Spell: Skull Repairing
Well, I am quite safe from when the limb cracks my head, other than that, im fucked.
edited 19th Mar '11 11:11:18 PM by UnorigunNalname
My name remains a mystery to us all.
Defiler of Shops
Design #2037926385
It's a tricycle that can light cigarettes!
VS.
Spell: The Ladder of Felines!
I doubt it can do anything, but if the tricycle can also light other stuff, CAT (IN LADDER FORMATION) ATTACK!
Soul is ugly.
Nightmare Muse
Opponent: Design #3976767048. It's like a normal parachute, but it has a built-in calculator.
Spell: Enlarge Chimes.
The only risk would be the calculator landing on my head, but the parachute negates even that. I'm completely safe.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Embrace the mindscrew
Design #3198417089
It's a samurai sword that's audible only to dogs! It cannot be moved.
I have naught but!...
Ceremony of Evasion and Honor
...I guess I bring myself dangerously close to the sword bit always evade, while dogs bark at the cacophony?
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Design #501738091
It's an earring! It can disable electrical hardware!
Uh oh, I don't want this this disabling my computer!
My only chance is...
Wonderful Chant of the Agile Slayer!
I become so fast when I use this spell!
And I throw that damn earring straight out the window at mach 11!
HIP HOP HIPSTER
Design #1692041563: It's like a normal toothbrush, but it extends at the touch of a button, with Crazed Ghost's Charm of Etherealness. I think I'm safe.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
My Opponent: It's a jetpack that won't make a hole in your wallet! It shoots laser beams.
Spell: Dire Beam of Silver
... I guess if it's a werewolf jetpack...?
edited 20th Mar '11 1:17:56 AM by todbot1
Your only hope to defend yourself is this spell!
How screwed are you?
edited 19th Mar '11 9:53:03 PM by Redhead
The new It Just Bugs Me!