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#7626: Apr 19th 2017 at 10:14:42 AM

And the Afghans. The British are really good at getting their arses handed to them by Afghans.

Still not embarrassing enough to stan billionaires or tech companies.
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#7627: Apr 19th 2017 at 2:35:02 PM

And Philip Augustus of France. Can't forget King Philip Augustus.

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#7628: Apr 20th 2017 at 9:03:31 PM

Have an old video from 1961 about US Special Forces

"US Army Silent Warriors"

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#7629: Apr 23rd 2017 at 6:10:07 AM

[up][up][up][up] They beat the French multiple times, plus they invaded Normandy during D-Day. The Pub landlord would count that as a victory.

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#7630: Apr 23rd 2017 at 8:10:43 PM

Yeah, but it doesn't change the fact that the Duchy of Normandy beat them.

edited 23rd Apr '17 8:10:59 PM by SantosLHalper

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#7631: Apr 23rd 2017 at 8:48:31 PM

Define "them". What continuity is there really between Godwinson's kingdom and the United Kingdom?

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#7632: Apr 23rd 2017 at 10:54:07 PM

The continuity of an English pub owner wanting to claim they beat every country on Earth. These things are hardly logical. That and they took up the same space.

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#7633: Apr 25th 2017 at 12:00:17 PM

Does anyone know of any multi-ethnic states that devolved governance to its embedded nations and survived?
Or in other words, states that made their provinces based upon internal nations (Yugoslavia, the USSR, Czechoslovakia, the prewar United States of Austria idea); or at least gave their ethnic groups substantial lawmaking power and did not collapse into ethnic strife...

I'm drawing a blank and can only think of the Achaemenind Persia.

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TerminusEst from the Land of Winter and Stars Since: Feb, 2010
#7634: Apr 25th 2017 at 12:57:16 PM

Pretty sure Achaemenid Persia was putting out rebellions all the time like everybody else.

Honestly, I can't think of any country that hasn't had difficulties like that at some point.

edited 25th Apr '17 12:58:08 PM by TerminusEst

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#7635: Apr 25th 2017 at 1:09:49 PM

I guess 2016 sort of counts as History Obama's prisoner exchange was a far bigger gift to Iran than he let on

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#7636: Apr 25th 2017 at 1:10:27 PM

Oh, I don't expect any country ever created a clime with no rebellion, just:
was there ever a state that was something like a federation of distinct ethnic groups that stayed stable and functional for some time?

edited 25th Apr '17 1:12:54 PM by CenturyEye

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#7637: Apr 25th 2017 at 1:17:14 PM

[up] Define some time. Yugoslavia was stable for as long as Tito was in charge, then immediately went to shit when he died. The UK is made up of different ethnic groups. India is very diverse, and many consider it a miracle it hasn't torn itself to pieces already.

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#7638: Apr 25th 2017 at 2:08:16 PM

For context: I was mulling over very distinct strands: the (potential) effects of UN-DRIP & CERD, the one Soviet who stated "[the] country resembled a chocolate bar [pre-cut into easy pieces], the Swiss' "nation of volition" from rather distinct cantons, and the idea of targeted universalism. It Makes Sense in Context...I swear.

I don't suppose there's a good time scale for staying stable, but that's a good point. Although that example lends more evidence to Yugoslavia being Tito's personal fiefdom than a stable enterprise—except that Yugoslavia existed before WWII.
I suppose the UK fits. I had wondered because of Scotland nearly withdrawing so soon after devolution (at least soon in terms of historical epochs), but as Terminus posted, there's strife like that in every past. Plus these are interesting times in any case.

Also, the elephant in the room. Somehow I forgot India, though tis an excellent case study that it ain't easy..

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#7639: Apr 25th 2017 at 4:35:54 PM

The Ottoman Empire's provinces and ethnicities had a large degree of autonomy for most of its history.

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#7640: Apr 25th 2017 at 4:37:03 PM

[up] It had quite a bit of ethnic strife in it's last years.

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#7641: Apr 25th 2017 at 4:52:46 PM

So did pretty much every country in history. It still lasted quite a while.

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#7642: Apr 25th 2017 at 7:40:20 PM

The Ottoman Empire seems like a good example. I've actually wondered for a while whether moving from the millet system to Ottomanism dealt them more damage than benefit.
Sure the idea was legal and (maybe?) social equality plus greater cohesion, but one can compare it to color blind policies stateside, accompanied by the dissolution of communal authorities.

edited 25th Apr '17 7:41:48 PM by CenturyEye

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#7643: Apr 25th 2017 at 7:50:21 PM

[up] Wasn't the Millet system what allowed Egypt to basically become an Independent country, and then a British colony?

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#7644: Apr 25th 2017 at 8:08:48 PM

No, that was geography and really bad oversight of provincial governors. (And of course the military weakness, but that was caused by the former).
The millet system, oddly, fits many of the criteria of the Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples, with the glaring oversight of control over land but...

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#7645: Apr 25th 2017 at 8:52:00 PM

I was reading recently about Roman conceptions of race, partly to refute an argument I had with a friend that the Romans didn't have any. I thought these were interesting quotes to share:

Vitruvius, 1st century Roman historian, author, and military engineer:

"Further, it is owing to the rarity of the atmosphere that southern nations, with their keen intelligence due to the heat, are very free and swift in the devising of schemes, while northern nations, being enveloped in a dense atmosphere, and chilled by moisture from the obstructing air, have but a sluggish intelligence... It is therefore no wonder that man's intelligence is made keener by warm air and duller by cold."

"But although southern nations have the keenest wits, and are infinitely more clever in forming schemes, the moment it comes to displaying valour, they succumb because all manliness of spirit is sucked out of them by the sun. On the other hand, men born in cold countries are indeed readier to meet the shock of arms with great courage and without timidity, but their wits are so slow that they will rush inconsiderately and inexpertly, thus defeating their own devices. Such being nature's arrangement of the universe, and all these nations being allotted temperaments which are lacking in due moderation, the truly perfect territory, situated under the middle of the heaven, and having on each side the entire extent of the world and its countries, is that which is occupied by the Roman people. In fact, the races of Italy are the most perfectly constituted in both respects—in bodily form and in mental activity to correspond to their valour."

Dio Cassius, 3rd century Roman historian on Emperor Caracalla:

Antoninus belonged to three races; and he possessed none of their virtues at all, but combined in himself all their vices; the fickleness and recklessness of Gaul were his, the harshness and cruelty of Africa, and the craftiness of Syria, whence he was sprung on his mother's side.

Julian, 4th century Roman emperor:

"For different natures must first have existed in all those things that among the nations were to be differentiated. This at any rate is seen if one observes how very different in their bodies are the Germans and the Scythians from the Libyans and Ethiopians." ... "Come, tell me why it is that the Germans are fierce, while the Hellenes and Romans are, generally speaking, inclined to political life and humane, though at the same time unyielding and warlike? Why the Egyptians are more intelligent [than Germans] and more given to crafts, and the Syrians unwarlike and effeminate, but at the same time intelligent, hot-tempered, and quick to learn? For if there is anyone who does not discern a reason for these differences among the nations, but rather declaims that all this so befell spontaneously, how, I ask, can he still believe that the universe is administered by a providence?" ... "For lawgivers have succeeded in adding but little by their discipline to the natural characters and aptitudes of men. Accordingly the Scythians would not receive Anacharsis among them when he was inspired by a religious frenzy, and with very few exceptions you will not find that any men of the Western nations [note: Rome and Greece are not "Western" here] have any great inclination for philosophy or geometry or studies of that sort, although the Roman Empire has now so long been paramount." ... "But why need I go over their several characteristics, or describe the love of liberty and lack of discipline of the Germans, the docility and tameness of the Syrians, the Persians, the Parthians, and in short of all the barbarians in the East and the South, and of all nations who possess and are contented with a somewhat despotic form of government?"
Basically, to the Romans the Germans were dumb savages but also hardy, while the Egyptians and Syrians were intelligent but also servile and weak. There's also Tacticus's account of Germania from the 2nd century, which takes a more positive view of the Germanic tribes than most other sources and basically reads exactly like a modern Westerner extolling the Noble Savage Native American. I'm curious what they thought of the Punics in this regard. The brief comment on Caracalla makes me think they at least didn't see them as dimwitted brutes or cowardly schemers, since their racial fault is given as cruelty.

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#7646: Apr 25th 2017 at 11:14:11 PM

How times change. These days it's the southeners who're presented as dumb, lazy freeloaders tongue

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#7647: Apr 26th 2017 at 6:57:22 AM

Well, yeah, of course that the Romans (and pretty much every civilization on the face of the Earth) had ideas, perceptions and stereotypes of other peoples they deemed to be inferior to them. And I guess it's ok to conclude they had their racial views.

The problem comes when people in this day and age (both racists and those who valiantly fight against the current forms of racism) read those ideas that existed in the past with the perceptions of today (presentism).

However, it has to be said that the Eastern Roman Empire (Byzantines) during part of the Middle Ages were mostly ok with marriages between people of different races (they were not ok, however, with marriages between people of different religions and/or churches/denominations).

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#7648: Apr 26th 2017 at 6:16:53 PM

Today in people really invested in their jobs

During the burning of Washington in the War of 1812, when a British expeditionary force leveled a cannon at the Patent Office, superintendent William Thornton “put himself before the gun, and in a frenzy of excitement exclaimed: ‘Are you Englishmen or only Goths and Vandals? This is the Patent Office, a depository of the ingenuity of the American nation, in which the whole civilized world is interested. Would you destroy it? If so, fire away, and let the charge pass through my body.'”

“The effect is said to have been magical upon the soldiers, and to have saved the Patent Office from destruction. … When the smoke cleared from the dreadful attack, the Patent Office was the only Government building … left untouched.”

(From R. Beresford’s Brief History of the United States Patent Office From Its Foundation, 1886.)

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#7649: Apr 26th 2017 at 9:38:37 PM

[up] They probably just wanted to steal our trade secrets. Just about everyone wants to these days[lol]

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#7650: Apr 26th 2017 at 10:22:46 PM

That was actually funny.

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