ITT: Talk about non-existent music

I know. His lyrics make Friday sound downright inspired.

Alright, I'm back. I got sent to the fifteenth dimension, but you know how you get out of the fifteenth dimension? With third-dimensional heroin pop, that's how you get out.

And I can't say what genre Tillinghast's album is, I only heard the first ten seconds.

>implying that "Friday" is even remotely uninspired

So you survived the first ten seconds? Looks like it doesn't kill on "contact", then. What were the first ten seconds like?

edited 14th Apr '11 4:25:12 AM by Lordnecronus

The first ten seconds sounded like... whoo, what can I say? It sounded like pretty much everything and nothing I've ever heard. I heard 500 different instruments, 40 different tempo, key and time signature changes, loads of different vocal styles, and a deep computerised voice telling me I would die in three seconds. If you want to download it, go to [DATA EXPUNGED], and have some three-dimensional heroin pop on hand.

Good to know, I guess.

I've already got it downloaded. So all I need to do is listen to ten seconds at a time? Awesome.

Hope you don't die, Lordnecronus. ^_^

edited 14th Apr '11 8:29:37 AM by ILoveDogs

Hm, sounds like standard occult rock to me...q

I downloaded and listened...whoa. It was like if Hunter S. Thompson and the entire stoner population of Jamaica came up with music.

I was sent into another dimension. I came back.

How much did you listen to before you had to turn it off?

(I'm starting to think that it kills people because it's so overwhelming, hence the survival of Yon Troper, who took it in a very small dose.)

Oh, about 15 seconds.

This is starting to disturb me. Anyone know any not-evil music to talk about?

Anal Cunt.

Oh, and The Fluffy Mushrooms of Mushroomland. They're pretty non-evil too.

edited 14th Apr '11 9:35:04 AM by Lordnecronus

Not patronizing?

Alright, non-patronising, so The Fluffy Mushrooms of Mushroomland is out...

...what about Deaf Protector? They're a pretty non-scary power metal band with some shoegaze influences. Some people call their style "powergaze".

I listened to some of their stuff. It was alright, but nothing groundbreaking, like a lot of people say they are.

People only say they're groundbreaking because they've never listened to the many bands that played powergaze before Deaf Protector.

I suppose you're right. I'm not the biggest fan of Powergaze in the first place, but as far as those kinds of bands go, Deaf Protector is okay.

So, any other bands we can talk about?

Yeah, I just found out about Dead Goths Everywhere; they're scorecore. Classical-style film score with "elements of hardcore", which means they sound like another generic Courage Under Fire clone plus keyboards.

It's a shame, their keyboardist is classically trained (and kind of hot); she could probably have a good solo career, but no, she's stuck with a bunch of sweaty SxE dudes shouting gibberish about Harry Potter.

edited 16th Apr '11 6:23:01 PM by BoundByTheMoon

I did some research, and I found some interviews with the keyboardist. She said that she knows very complex Mendelssohn pieces, and she didn't seem very happy about the band.

Oh, cool. Did she say anything about starting a side project? I'd probably buy it.

Yes, actually. She's working on an album called Europa's Seduction.

Just listened to the justin beiber song baby.

That actually exists.

So, what do you think of the project she's doing?

Haven't heard of him/them; underground stuff?

edited 16th Apr '11 7:20:15 PM by BoundByTheMoon