Don't forget the publishing rights to The Beatles. I don't know how managed to horcrux such an abstract concept, but he found a way.
edited 23rd Feb '11 7:11:14 PM by DonZabu
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
grimAuxiliatrix
Wait, if Bieber is one of his horcruxes, doesn't that mean that he still could be brought back?
Everyone Has An Important Job To Do
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
Hide yo kids!
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
The weirder and weirder state he was in as the decades went by was him being resurrected by his Horcruxes.
The big question would be "Who did he murder to get them?"
Does this mean that MJ is going to get revived by his cowardly follower Ringgo Starr using the Accordion and a sample of the H1N1 virus?
Fwomph
And sometime later, Justin Bieber will verse MJ in a musical duel.
And the world wil be hoping MJ wins.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Góðberit Norðling
Suddenly, things make much more sense now.
It's easy, mmkay?
^Don't know why, but your phrasing of that sentence is hilarious to me.
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
Michael Jackson's final (and accidental) horcrux. Because it was accidental, the musical skill wasn't fully transferred, only the ability to become popular.
His other (intentional) horcruxes include:
edited 25th Feb '11 4:25:25 PM by SFNMustDie