Our avatars are in a room together

-blinks- Excuse me?

- Looks at Cloud-

I question my existence! Am I real?! Was I simply a construct?! Is everything a lie?!

- looks at Ryoji-

My fate. My duty. I'm sorry, for I shall end the world.

Ryoji: It's like he's looking into my soul...

What the hell are you?

Get out of my head. Now.

Ninja'd.

-his eyes narrow- Excuse me?

Stay out of my head.

edited 28th Dec '11 7:03:33 PM by GameSpazzer

I am but a mirror. I reflect all who look upon me.

edited 28th Dec '11 7:02:38 PM by DeathChariot

...

-quickly looks away, not wanting to give anything else up involuntarily-

- continues looking at Cloud-

I kissed a man! And enjoyed it!

Tifa: W-what?!

-sighs-

...Long story. Before you showed up, I was a woman for two days. -solemnly braces for the shitstorm-

edited 28th Dec '11 7:08:49 PM by GameSpazzer

-Joshua sees Cloud turn back into a guy and sighs-

It was fun while it lasted...

-He took it pretty well all things considered and Shapur was rather miffed at his master's half-assed performance; but since the war was messed up in the first place, he really can't be mad at him-

Tifa: I have only one question. DID YOU REALLY ENJOY IT?!

- looks at Tifa-

Say yes, and I shall kill you.

...

-closes his eyes-

At the time? Yes.

I'm not lying to you anymore.

Yay.

edited 28th Dec '11 7:12:37 PM by GameSpazzer

OOC: Lancer and Joshua next!

-Volkov excitedly waits for the coming beatdown or punch-

edited 28th Dec '11 7:13:03 PM by Strigon

Oh is another dance coming? I should've brought a tape recorder~

At least we scored high chu~ We're so close to winning chu!

edited 28th Dec '11 7:15:14 PM by Tatsumar

- Tifa calmly sits back down.-

It wasn't your fault...

- Brammimond looks at Joshua-

I am very disappointed that Cloud is male again. I wanted to go to the next level.

Angra: Wow. He trolls better than me. Anyway, Josh! Dance!

-is unable to say anything-

Well, I'm looking forward to the wedding Cloud... It's gonna be a lot of fun!

A wedding? Should I find my best clothing?

Tifa: I'll be sure to invite you!

-nods- I, er... don't know if there's a way to Edge from here other than Aeris, but I'll try.

-fidgets under Bramimond's scrutiny-

- looks at Cloud-

I am very nervous.

-Watches.-

...Can't say I deny it.

-Lancer flash steps next to his master-

Kabuki.

What's that?

-Lancer snaps his fingers and both he and Joshua now donned wild and flashy outfits-

Try to keep up.

-Hoping to make it easier, Joshua reads lancer's mind to follow the routine his servant planned out much more accurately-

edited 28th Dec '11 7:24:23 PM by Strigon

Angra: Wow.

Judges!

Tifa: Eight.

Elizabeth: Seven.

Caren: Four.

- Brammimond stares at Lancer-

I resent Caren's abnormally low scoring.

Caren: Whatever.

In case you want more dirt on him, he lost control to Jenova two times in relatively quick succession in the room so far, and she's still whispering in his head to this day.

-to Joshua- Nice. At least it wasn't as bad as mine.

edited 28th Dec '11 10:28:34 PM by GameSpazzer

-Lancer and Joshua bow-

Kabuki deserves better.

-He snaps his fingers again and the outfits disappear-

What about me mirror man?

-Volkov smugly looks at Brammimond-

OOC: Despite being a sociopath, Volkov genuinely cares for Cloud and Joshua, the exact opposite of what one like him should be doing.

edited 28th Dec '11 7:30:46 PM by Strigon

- Brammimond stares at Volkov-

I'm hungry. I need a cheeseburger.

- To Cloud-

I'm worried that I'm turning into another Sephiroth.

Angra: Dance,Volkov! Dance!