Our avatars are in a room together

...Sonuvabitch, you need a makeover.

(cracks knuckles, turning to Ash)

Hey, you mind if I borrow your new bot for a bit? She's gonna be a shitty investment otherwise, scaring off all your customers and whatnot.

Please, go right ahead. I'll pay you if you manage to repair her to a working state.

-His eyes widen-

...Well-...Shit, that's not good! No way am I spending my time here a slave.

-He looks around the room, inquisitively-

I could probably pass as a wizard with a wardrobe change....What do they wear, fancy robes and pointy hats?

...?

-He looks at the robot, then at Ash, pointing at it-

What'd that thing say?

edited 9th Jun '18 9:55:10 PM by MacDuffy

(smiles)

Consider it done.

<I don't need payment, but why the hell not?>

(robaudrey) ...Hmm. How much of this damage is internal and/or vital? Percentwise.

-Meanwhile, a certain robot has taken interest in the broken down bot-

Yeesh, they did a number on you...

"... I accept this."

The robot is malfunctioning, as you can clearly see.

Do you know any type of magic?

Kitchen

If you say so. (Takes out the cheesecake bars) Cheesecake bars?

Basement

I don't think they're used like that?

edited 9th Jun '18 10:08:35 PM by josh6243

...Uhhh.

.....I can do this!

-He does the Removable Thumb Trick-

edited 9th Jun '18 10:06:46 PM by MacDuffy

Oh, how nice. I can do this.

-conjures an orb of crackling flame in her hand-

WOAH-!?

-He hops back, startled by the fireball's sudden appearance-

.....

-He stares at it for a moment, then looks at her, pointing at it-

....How do I do that.

Malfunctioning... Poor guy, I know what that feels like.

<Cheese? Oh, uh, sorry. I don’t have a mouth to consume human food.>

It is very simple. Even the most basic of wizards should be able to do it... -makes it disappear with a flick of her hand-

But, you could probably pass as a wizard if you only have that hand whatever thing.

"I am female."

Hey, uh... Audrey, right? Where's your memory banks?

(Geki just walks back up to Casey, seemingly oblivious to the fact he Made A Mistake)

(baaaack to staring...)

But I wanna do thaaaaaat.

-Repeatedly points at her hand, where he fireball Once Was-

Oh! Uh, sorry ma’am!

-Roo bows-

"Under my left ear- it's very small."

edited 9th Jun '18 10:29:20 PM by Trip

I see, I see...

(reeeeach back there, feeling it to see how easily it can come off without Breaking)

...Well... too bad! It took a lot of study and practice.

""Be careful."

it's... A bit loose for comfort

Give me the books, and I'll study! You can't just hog throwing fireballs all to yourself, do you know how helpful doing that can be??

edited 9th Jun '18 10:36:53 PM by MacDuffy

"Careful" is my middle name—

(gentle tug! to see if it'll come free w/o any wires dangling from it)

Eww... -Roo turns to look away from the robo-guts-

iiiit POPPED RIGHT OUT

it's like a battery almost

Audrey's eyes instantly go blank