Our avatars are in a room together

Ah... yes, the excitement.

The worst part about this place...

Sometimes unpredictable in what you'll feasibly come up against.

Telepaths, cosmic gods, garden gnomes...

Makes it hard for someone like me to feel prepared.

I'm not a soldier like you or Sam. I'm just a Surgeon from London.

"I don't care about that. Do I really need to spell it out for you?"

"Really? I know a thing or two about patching people up, and keeping them safe."

"What is it?"

-...Glances at her computer impatiently-

...Ahahahahaha! I've spent way too much time here, haven't I? Two things before I go, though. Don't try to bleed if you wanna live as long as you want, and... You've seen The Dark Knight? Remember when the Joker said—

(looks back at Valerian)

Wait, shoot, I said too much, I might get kicked out from this place. I'm not gonna get banned for saying that, right? No? Okay, phew. Anyways—

(cracks open Lansie's skull and tosses one of her eyeballs at him, underhanded)

Here's our card. God, Hijikata's right, that is such a cool line...

(the girl rambles to herself as she walks off, leaving Lansie's extremely ruined corpse behind)

(like, seriously, that looks closer to ground meat than a human corpse)

........

It's not safe I probably have to go

(The desk chair staggers backward and into some furniture as Val "types" this message into his glasses via eye-twitches.)

-nods-

I'm not a first response kind of surgeon though...

I'm more 'make an appointment'

... And to be honest, I haven't practised in years.

... Right, that answers nothing...

-drops back down into the kitchen, looking down at the corpse- Where's a mop... and another pizza...

Stay safe! Talk to you later!

-Signs off-

"Fool."

"... I'll consider it."

"Kora's a...Well, I ''guess' you could call her a friend. I have my reasons."

"Oh, god, not a surgeon. I'm a field medic when need be. I think Sam finds it funny."

"...Oh, this just got dramatic, I like it."

-Welp, now she's lounging in midair-

Good.

(exhales)

Now, if you'll excuse me... I'm at the part where I have to wait an exact amount of time lest the metal become unsuitable for a sword.

…

If something happens please remember me

(Is now very still. Maybe she won't see you if you're very still.)

(she's pretty much fucked off back into the woods, don't worry)

{What the my office is going on down there...?}

"I'll leave you to that, then."

-sighs deeply-

-and looks around the kitchen for a mop-

Blood's always difficult to get out...

Ahh- got you.

Still...

First response is one of the most important parts of medicine, if you ask me.

"...If you say so."

Eires leaned on the chair, sitting in it backwards, looking almost...bored.

"Hey, Doc, you're no good if we can't get them back to you at least mostly intact!"

"So no dice on that...darn. Well, not the first time I've gone in with just my wits...unless of course you have a problem with that."

(remember the two things she said)

("don't bleed if you want to live", and "something something are meta references okay these days")

(RIP Lansie tho)

(might wanna either dig a grave or just throw the remaining meat and bones in the trash)

(nods, before CLANG CLANG CLANG LIKE YOU'RE GUTS)

(now i retire for the night)

…

(Remains motionless for a couple minutes before cautiously approaching the kitchen again, trying to have the robo-appendages step over the awful gored remains.)

-notices Valerio's entrance-

Ah... well. I hope you didn't have an appetite. At least not for anything mince-related.

... And if you want to avoid cannibalism avoid bleeding and... something about Dark Knights and Jokers...

I didn't really understand that part...

Could you help me clean up...?

-chuckles slightly-

I'm- not exactly a doctor, but thank you.

-smiles-

edited 18th Nov '17 9:49:06 PM by RegularDefender

"Oh please. They didn't call me Dies Irae in school just because I could break a kid's nose in one hit."

Akane shrugged.

"Whatever you say. I patch 'em up, someone else gets them actually stitched together."

"And what's that supposed to mean?"

…

(Grabs a broom with one of the robo-arms and tries to poke the remains into a pile.)

...That thing is still at large.

And heavily armed...

Honestly, I should have shot...

But with the power it had, I wasn't sure whether my shots would do anything...

That, and I was outgunned...

-starts to help mop up the blood after the pile is formed-

She attacked me out of nowhere... presumably because I had blood from this corpse drip onto me...

-nods-

Mmm...

I can't imagine what battlefield injuries must look like sometimes.