... Hmm, well how about this?
A figure skater lands a perfect triple axle at the skating world finals. The bird judge gives them ten points, the cat judge gives them ten points, but the deer judge only gives them six points!
When questioned after the show, the deer judge goes "But I didn't have ten points to give!"
Y'know, cause a deer and his antlers are- are-
-He bursts into laughter-
Deer
bruhonetta
...
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Ha ha ha... ha... ha...
You're... You're not laughing? Why aren't you laughing?
Deer
-polite, but very quiet laughter.mp3-
That was, uh... a good one! Eh heh.
edited 29th Nov '15 11:07:11 PM by HilarityEnsues
bruhonetta
It's...not really funny? I mean, I get it but it ain't making me laugh.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Oh, um. I apologize for that showing then...
Ein usually appreciates that kind of humor.
Deer
Well... humor doesn't always translate that well across cultural boundaries.
I reckon species is a purdy big boundary.
bruhonetta
You don't gotta apologize. Probs woulda been funny if I was a deer.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Yes... I certainly don't know the tastes of, erm, humans.
We deer find that the height of comedy.
Deer
bruhonetta
Antler jokes. Never would have expected that.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Well... i find height based puns to be a guilty pleasure, so I reckon I've got little room to talk.
And we are to expect no similar type of joke for you humans?
Deer
bruhonetta
I'm trying to figure out the human equivalent to antler jokes before I answer that question.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
-Jinxi chuckles-
There's no need, Del. My agents say I'm not quite cut out for comedy movies myself anyways.
Deer
What sorta movies are you normally in?
... None, actually. Like I said. I'm a fashion model, not a movie star.
Deer
bruhonetta
Oh, you have agents too?
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Hmm? Do you, Del?
-Oh god he smells like a flowerbed-
Deer
bruhonetta
-Tries to ignore the smell for now-
I do. I'm kinda famous back where I'm from.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Ah, so you're a celebrity as well!
My, I think you're the first famous human I've ever run into...
Deer
bruhonetta
-An honest smile- Well, it's an honor then.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
-Jinxi brings his hands together-
It truly is.
... What exactly are you famous for, Del?
Deer
bruhonetta
I play basketball professionally.
edited 30th Nov '15 12:27:30 AM by ChrissieMcNapkins
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Ah, basketball. They have that back at home as well. Though, I don't have much time to pay attention to such things.
Deer
Tell me a joke then.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.