Our avatars are in a room together

-Points out Gert, meekly-

-still outside-

Oh, uh... Howdy then! I'm Asriel... Asriel Dreemurr...

-Is he nearby-

edited 4th Oct '15 11:07:35 PM by WonderSquid

-Of course he is-

-He's just a goat-

Gracia. Ardonis.

-Looks like she's trying to cover herself up-

-Here's a dude-

-staring at the goat-

n-norm

Oh, um...

-Asriel looks away-

Everything's fine, Miss Gracia. I'm not looking.

-And comes face to face with the dude-

A-ah! Are you one of Gracia's friends?

-He smells like flowers-

edited 4th Oct '15 11:13:37 PM by Tatsumar

-and also GOAT-

You talked.

Um, yeah sir. I've always been able to talk.

I, um, don't know many monsters that don't...

-Maybe a bit of pollen too-

edited 4th Oct '15 11:17:38 PM by Tatsumar

which answer sounds the least pathetic

-You shall become a ball, Gracia-

-Graciaball-

-Don't let them see you like this-

...Uh, right.

Who are you?

Asriel, Mister.

Uh... well, howdy there!

-The monster gives a friendly wave, not noticing that his new friend is curled up in a ball behind him-

Neither. They're both equally pathetic.

whale fuck you too

-Must escape-

-But they will see your sordid display if you stand up-

Go like a minute without making a fish pun.

-I don't know about you but I could never a child see me in such an uncool state-

-This monster must be judging you super hard right now-

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

fine i will

lookit me go no fishpuns

You're gonna fuck up quick. I know it.

nah no way ive got excellent shellf control

-Asriel turns back to Gracia-

You... you know you can stand up, right?

The ground isn't the best place to sleep.

Ah-ha!

Tiefer Lockhart. Is she okay?

She's okay... She said she was playing with a friend... who I can't see anymore.

Odd.