....?
-Addie looks down to her uniform-
Oh! Shoot, sorry there!
-She hurries to take off her uniform, revealing a less bloody t-shirt underneath-
I'm... I'm not a bad guy, I swear!
Y-you're right, Kris...
edited 18th Apr '15 9:54:48 PM by Tatsumar
Deer
Well you say that, but you're covered in blood!
I... had to do some things no one should ever have to do...
Deer
....Well that doesn't make me feel any safer!
"... -much more alert now-"
Well I'm certainly not here to hurt anyone!
-Addie raises her arms up-
I'm just a solider, Sir!
Deer
"Sir?" I'm not a general!
-hand to chin inquisitively-
Though since you're offering, I could use a sidekick....
W-what? I offered nothing of the sort...
I don't even know what you're loyal to!
Deer
mmmmuh fug sooz
MALIA is watching instead
I'm loyal to justice, baby!
-POSE-
Beneath this squishy mortal exterior beats the red hot heart of a hero!
The Faker
Kris: ...I don't think that'll get anyone to flock to your cause.
And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
.... Well, to be honest... I'm a bit tired of fighting for now... maybe ever...
Deer
Oh, that's fine! Sidekicks usually don't do much of the fighting, anyway.
... Listen, I'm... I'm honored that uh, you'd offer that, but I just really want to go home and rest for a long, long while.
Deer
Oh, uh....okay.
Crap, guess I still gotta do my own laundry....
Well, hey, good luck on your trip home, I guess!
...! I heard that, mister!
-Addie smiles and shakes her head-
Speaking of laundry, do you know where you can wash your clothes here? It's, uh, kinda important.
Deer
Uh....beats me, I've only ever been upstairs.
edited 18th Apr '15 10:37:25 PM by MacDuffy
Duty First
-hey Joe-
-when you saw Liman for the first time,what was she doing?-
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"... -leans back into Stand, in a Lax Fashion-"
-Being lacerated and covered in blood-
Duty First
-what was she doing while being lacerated and covered in blood?-
-sitting in front of a washing machine-
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Well, shucks. Looks like ol' Addie is going to scout out the premises, then.
-The goat smiles again-
Deer
-the hamster wheel in joe's head sloooowly turns....-
-.....DING-
....Oh, wait! Yeah, I remember!
There's a washing machine upstairs that the other girl covered in blood used.
edited 18th Apr '15 10:47:52 PM by MacDuffy
Kris: ...Should probably hurry with looking around upstairs...
And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...