If video games were exactly as good/bad as it was hyped/anti-hyped....:

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Always Right
Daikatana: gamers everywhere will proudly wear T-Shirts proclaiming they are John Romero 's bitch.

"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."
Oh My
I would have had some sort of amazing euphoric experience during more of Chrono Trigger as opposed to just Zeal. I also would have felt invested in the game and have been unbothered by the great ease of it.

Oh let's add Shadow the Hedgehog here too...It would have caused my suicide because of the bad. Until I played Trigger and experienced the Nirvana like experience that is that game.

edited 8th Feb '11 1:10:21 AM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
^_^
My entire humanity would be raped by the horrid Final Fantasy X-2 and then I'd commit suicide after playing the horrid monstrosities that were Tekken 5, Super Street Fighter IV Super Paper Mario and Persona 3.

Also, I wouldn't like Kingdom Hearts II more that the original.

And I'd experience the awesome of God of War and Devil May Cry.

Seconding Shadow the Hedgehog.

edited 8th Feb '11 7:15:25 AM by fourteenwings

Spore would be the greatest sim game ever made.
5 ShirowShirow8th Feb 2011 08:04:19 AM from Land of maple syrup , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Be creative
People literally wouldn't play any other games besides Call of Duty because it's so good everything else just pales in comparison.

Unless they where playing Fable.

edited 8th Feb '11 8:04:44 AM by ShirowShirow

He'd want you do be doing something awesome right now.
6 Neo_Crimson8th Feb 2011 08:11:56 AM from behind your lines.
Your army sucks.
The entirety of the Xbox's library could be made out of Halo titles and it would still sell the best out of all the consoles.
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
7 MrPoly8th Feb 2011 08:17:16 AM , Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
This is my happy face!
Every new game would, instead of ripping off Call of Duty, rip off Zelda because of how divine and perfect it is.

Or at least, that's what GameFAQs would have me believe.

edited 8th Feb '11 8:18:33 AM by MrPoly

Morgan Freeman is God.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl would be the best fighting any game ever made.

edited 8th Feb '11 8:18:03 AM by GuyInWhite

I'd never play any game ever because they all SUCK and you all SUCK FOR LIKING THEM.
The blind man walking off the cliff is not making a leap of faith.
Every MMORPG would be World of Warcraft with the file names changed.

And Final Fantasy XIV would have the file name changed to an ancient, evil script that drives the readers mad.

edited 8th Feb '11 8:28:19 AM by Miijhal

11 Vox8th Feb 2011 08:30:41 AM from Red Clydeside
Pathological Monster
Duke Nukem Forever would be infinitely superior to Yahtzee's exaggerated praise, and would remake the universe in it's image.

edited 8th Feb '11 8:31:01 AM by Vox

If we go by prerelease hype, Brawl and Twilight Princess would be able to cure cancer by touching their discs. I'm quite glad Nintendo has decided to not hype up their games for years before release now.
Belief or disbelief rests with you.
13 rmctagg098th Feb 2011 10:40:29 AM from Brooklyn, NY , Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Pokemon would be unoriginal and of course, Ruined Forever.
Hugging a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

It's typed rmctagg09.
Always Right
^^ It came close though, my ill sister woke form her coma after I slapped her with my Brawl disk.
As for Epic Mickey....it would have been American Mcgees Alice only with Disney characters...and with Disney's Alice be just like the one in American Mcgee's.

Man what a letdown that game was. sad
"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."
15 VutherA8th Feb 2011 02:23:01 PM from Canada , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Thank you, Monty Oum.
It would either cause a life-changing epiphany or ruining your faith in the concept of life and reality, from what individual internet posts seem to indicate about most games.
16 Enlong8th Feb 2011 02:23:02 PM from The Underground Facility , Relationship Status: is commanded toŚ WANK!
Court Dragon
Final Fantasy VI would be the best game in the world, far superior to Final Fantasy VII.

At the same time, Final Fantasy VII would be the best game ever, far superior to Final Fantasy VI.

Both would be true.
I have a message from another time...
17 Apocali8th Feb 2011 02:26:20 PM from The End of Time
Yep, My Brain Stopped
The Post-Dreamcast Sonic games are a screaming abyss of never-ending pain and suffering.
Starcraft will control the economies of every major world power by CONSTRUCTING ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

You just heard the last part in a Protoss voice didn't ya?

[down] We do not speak of that game.

edited 8th Feb '11 2:35:51 PM by Carbonpillow

The Blood God's design consultant.
19 Enlong8th Feb 2011 02:27:44 PM from The Underground Facility , Relationship Status: is commanded toŚ WANK!
Court Dragon
Especially Sonic 2006, which is nothing but a single kissing scene repeated over and over and o

LOADING....

ver again.
I have a message from another time...
I would have had some sort of amazing euphoric experience during more of Chrono Trigger as opposed to just Zeal.

...What's this bout me, now?
Oh My
ZEAL YOU MAKE ME ORGASM

I mean...Zeal was a neat place and made me go "Ooooooh". I blame the music and floating city. I LIKE FLOATING CITIES.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
22 VutherA8th Feb 2011 02:59:56 PM from Canada , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Thank you, Monty Oum.
[up] Wondering meself.
23 Apocali8th Feb 2011 03:02:35 PM from The End of Time
Yep, My Brain Stopped
^ The Kingdom of Zeal is an area in Chrono Trigger.
ZEAL YOU MAKE ME ORGASM

And this has made my trolling worthwhile.

I shall be saving that, kthx.
25 Customer8th Feb 2011 03:12:55 PM from GA. *PM me if you add my 3DS FC: 1246-8838-9725* , Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
ZEAL YOU MAKE ME ORGASM

This reminds me of everything I hated about King Zeal.

However, following the theme of this topic, I'd actually be saying the same thing myself.

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