ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Kimono Theatre

Umbreon: -yawns from boredom, uses another Moonlight-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Kimono Theatre

Dax is enraged further by Umbreon's sheer boredom.

Amphibidax used Earthquake!

Amphibidax missed!

Amphibidax is hurt by poison.

Dax continues to increase anger levels

edited 5th May '12 8:25:50 PM by Eskay64

Kimono Theatre

Umbreon: <You really are pathetic...>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Raisin Ruins

<I think we need to head toward that pyramid in the distance.>

-Mezzo points at said pyramid-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Raisin Ruins

<Cool!> -floats off-

-Breeze's team follows, the sleeping Murkrow mumbling something about Celadon and angry Honchkrow-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Kimono Theatre

Dax snaps.

Dax: <You little runt. You think that's going to work anymore? Well, here's a fun fact. You have no actual attacks. Meaning that, if I were willing to use Rest, you would be screwed. But I'm not going to. I'm going to keep attacking, and I'm going to make this one count. It'll likely be the last one I do, so I'd rather spend my last few seconds of consciousness seeing you get hurt after all you've done than heal myself and keep this battle up. Sayonara.>

Amphibidax used Earthquake!

Critical hit!

Amphibidax is hurt by poison.

Amphibidax fainted!

Kimono Theatre

-Umbreon is brought down to its last sliver of health- <Like I care...my strategy worked, like always.> -curls up and sleeps-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

PEFE HQ

Tropius: -Is on the computer again- <...What the hell is this?>

Nudi: -Gets on top of Tropius- <Is what?>

Tropius: <They made a movie about us! Practically everything about it is wrong!>

-Starts tapping the monitor with a Magical Leaf as it switches to a clip-

<For one, they made me a girl and an Orange Island Tropius!>

Nudi: <...I'm not a West Sea Gastrodon, and Muddy and Lake aren't shiny. Ana, Bohr, and Pica didn't even make the cut!>

Gaia: -Comes in at this exact moment- <I'm not a guy...>

Nudi: -Looks into the screen- <Why's DS wearing nothing at all and stupid looking high heels?>

Tropius: <Every died really quickly and Felis...Wait, that sounds like Felis alright.>

Forecaster: <What if we got that Dusknoir of Gamer's to shoot a real movie about us?>

Tropius: -Blinks- <Kratos? Well, it would probably beat this travesty, with all these worthless explosions for no reason that we ought to feed to Hydreigon. Along with the director>

Unfezant: -Flies in- <Have you guys seen the kids lately? Crochet was supposed to do some adjustments on that thing she had me wear.>

Tropius: <I haven't seen them...>

Vanilluxe: -Floats in- <You guys should come see my newest ice sculptures! Also, I think I saw them with Xatu the other night...>

Gaia: -Explodes- <WHAT? Who knows what he's having them do!>

Tropius: <Calm down Gaia, they're probably not doing anything too dangerous. I hope...Oh who am I kidding, but it's probably nothing nastier than what we get traveling with our wanderlust-afflicted trainer.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Raisin Ruins

Sunny: <How come you didn't stay with that other Murkrow?>

Mercury: <Because the boss said we needed to get moving, boss.>

Sunny: <But you liked her, didn't you?>

Mercury: <Huh, boss?>

Felis: <Runt, why do you never stop...>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Raisin Ruins

Every: -blinks at Sunny- <Why would you assume that?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Raisin Ruins

Sunny: <Because he was so eager to help her! It's love at first sight!>

Fortis: <Oh, how romantic!>

Mercury: <I don't follow, boss.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Kimono Theatre

Eskay, Alli, and Diane all stare in silence at Dax's sudden change in attitude. And then at Umbreon, who seemed unfazed by what Dax had just said.

Slateport City

Jeff's mom is watching the new J-Team movie on demand, and notices that there's a Red Shirt named Jeff with a Marshtomp.

Mom:"…If he is a part of that group, he has a LOT of explaining to do. I told him to be safe…"

She tries the phone again, but gets voicemail, because Jeff doesn't have Multiversal Roaming enabled.

Raisin Ruins

Every: <...She was buried up to her neck in sand, upside-down. Rendering aid seems a sensible response....>

Jab: <This is Sunny, who said anything about sensible...?>

Mix: <Are you going to write a story about them? :3>

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Umbreon: <Zzz...>

Zuki: Well, better luck next time...

edited 5th May '12 8:46:56 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Raisin Ruins

Sunny: <Oh, I'd love to! ...But I can't right now, because there's no computer.>

Felis: <And the world was spared another terrible story.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Raisin Ruins

Mix: <Awww.>

Salamence: <It's okay~> -hugs Sunny-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Kimono Theatre

Eskay returns Dax to his ball, and walks out and to the Pokemon Center in silence.

Treasure Town

-has returned from Beach Cave, leaving behind the lunatic Eevee-

<Did we even get anything out of that?>

Pariah: <Well, we got to see an Eevee go out of its mind. Does that count for anything?>

<...It might...>

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.

Treasure Town

Ares: <It was pretty fun.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Treasure Town

Pariah: -pets Ares uncharacteristically carefully- <We should go see more things. Only the plant got to hurt the Eevee...>

<I don't know if I have the energy for another mission. I haven't had coffee in a while.>

Pariah: <Aww.>

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.

Treasure Town

Amanita: <....Is it safe to perch on you while you have coffee?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Treasure Town

<I don't know. Whenever I do, everything is kind of a blur.>

Pariah: <I've never had coffee...>

-patting Pariah- <And you never will, hopefully.>

Pariah: <You saying that only makes me want to beat you unconscious and steal it from you.>

<Well, at least you're honest about it.>

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.

Treasure Town

Thorn: -facepetal-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Treasure Town

Pariah: <Hey, you were the one that got to hit the Eevee. So. Yeah.>

<Do you think they have coffee around here?>

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.

Treasure Town

Amanita: <Unlikely...>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.