ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Spots a Marowak, an Exeggutor, and a Garchomp examining a crucified corpse-

Lanius!Marowak: <This guy will give some great bones.>

Lanius!Garchomp: <Or I could just eat him.>

Lanius!Exeggutor: -Spots us- <Oh look, some new meat to tenderize. You degenerates will be joining this guy on a cross!>

-The three mons attack-

Guys, your leashes are off.

-My mons cut the pleasantries and skip to just blasting them all into a building, which collapses on them, presumably killing them-

-hears the crash from where I am examining the last cross-

...That wasn't just me, right? You heard that too?

edited 19th Aug '11 2:38:40 PM by memyselfandI2

-At the Nidocave, the interns insist in calling to PEFE, while Timbú checks the Drifloon camera-

-Meanwhile, a group of several Nidoran families casually enter the city from the south and head to a plaza to nom some grass; a couple of Nidos pretend to play tag (not Tagg) with some Wooper and Snubbull to end up fuerher at the north-

...I know who did this.

Shadow: <Oh Arceus, this is Lanius' work.>

-hears the crash-

What was that?

-heading towards the sound of the crash-

Who's Lanius?

-We eventually reach the tower, having fought off a few Pokémon off easily on the way.-

Bill: <There he is!>

-Bill points a wing up to the roof of the Tower, where Crowley, his Krows and a few Nidos are fighting off some Pokémon.-

Stratus: <Oh! We have to get up there!>

Right! Stratus, Harriet, Unite and Bill! You guys go up there and assist! We'll make our way up from the inside!

-The birds (And the Dragon) nod, then take to the air and head for the roof of the tower.-

Right, everyone else is with me! Go!

-We try to enter the tower, but are blocked off by a Salamence, a Bastiodon, a Gardevoir, an Ambipom and a Beartic.-

Bastiodon: <Halt! Give up your Pokéballs or->

-The dinosaur Pokémon is cut off by Wulfric blasting him with an Aura Sphere.-

Wulfric: <Sorry! We don't negotiate with Terrorists!>

Gardevoir: <Bad move...>

-The guard Pokémon attack.-

Ship 12

Captain Pincir: <FULL REVERSE!>

Chatot: -into radio- Ship 12, reporting hostiles at our position! Shielded by some kind of Illusion!

Masquerain: -continues firing Swift at whoever may be attacking-

Radio: <Well dispel it already!>

-the ship gets rocked slightly by the attacks hitting it, a dent becoming visible in one side-

I'm guessing he's a general for Liepard and Scolipede.

-Steven has disappeared down the hatch, into the control room.-

Where's he going?

Blue: I don't know! Exeggutor, switch to Solarbeam!

-Swift stars zoom past us, hitting the hull-

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-Looks over at the destroyed building-

We ought to get to your place before anyone notices what we did.

-Starts moving briskly over to Tracer's house-

Pallet Town

-The landing craft make landfall in Pallet Town-

Shadow: <He's a Samurott. Giant of a mon, and one of the most savage I've ever seen. Horribly sexist, too. He didn't take kindly to Mezzo the one time he met her.>

-Mezzo nods-

I would have been perfectly happy never seeing him again.

Hecate, make sure you don't get hit.

-Katan moves in front of her and she fires over his shoulder while he shields her from enemy attacks-

-is still walking in the direction of the crash, and nearly runs into Tagg-

Oh! Sorry—

Wait a tick. Tagg?

-follows the golbat-

-Tries to keep up with Star and the Golbat, but begins to lag behind-

-Nearly gets knocked over by Every-

Every? What are you doing here?

Cobalt: <He probably got here through one of the space tunnels like we did.>

PEFE HQ

Ugh, bad bad bad...

Zoroark Blue: -looking uncomfortable- <So... I guess it would be improper for us to just leave...>

Zoroark Red: <Hey boss person! What are you worrying about?>

-notices the Zoroark are still present-

Umm... OK, Tagg said you were okay... can I give you a job?

Zoroark Red: <Sure!>

Zoroark Blue: <Wait- ugh. Proceed...>

-explains a mission to them-

...it'll be tricky without being able to talk to him, but-

Hang on, incoming call... from Silent's interns!

Ship 12

Masquerain: <Ugh, this should have hit whoever's putting up that Illusion by now!>

Krookodile: <Dark traitor, stand down!> -fires another Rock Tomb-

-more sailors come topdeck; a Raichu fires a Thunderbolt back at the sub-

Space Tunnels

Golbat: <Okay, you'll find an island down this way. Nifty rocket base there too, I understand...>

(To Cobalt) Yeah, basically.

What on earth is going on here?

-turns around-

You ok?

Must be... Mossdeep... huff...

I think I'm... fine...

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-from belowdecks-

Steven: FIRE ONE!

-The sub shudders for a moment-

-shouting down the hatch-

What the hell was that?!

Steven: A really Arceusdamn old torpedo!

-The Salamence lets out a fierce roar and attempts to slash Lake with a Dragon Claw, but the Feraligatr frosts over both his fists and Ice Punches the Salamence once, twice, then finishes with an uppercut, knocking the dragon out.

Treeo rushes in and slashes at the Gardevior with a Leaf Blade attack. The Psychic type retaliates with a Psychic type attack, which the Sceptile unfortunately can't avoid. The Gardevior, however, receives a Thunderbolt attack from Woolly, allowing Treeo to retaliate with a Slam from his thick tail.

Up on the roof, Crowley and his Krows are facing down some electric type Pokémon...-

Zebstrika: <It's over, Krow! This city belongs to our queen Liepard and lord Scolipede now.>

Crowley: -Narrows his eyes.- <Not as long as I'm still alive!>

Emolga: <Well, I guess you leave no->

-The Electric types are suddenly blasted by a Dragon Pulse.-

Stratus: <YOU LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!>

Crowley: <What the-?>

Bill: -Flies down.- <Hi Boss! Look who I found!>

-Harriet and Unite land on the roof.-

Harriet: <Hey, Crowley.>

Unite: <Looks like we got here just in time!>

Crowley: <Unite?! Does that mean...>

Bill: <Yep! I brought your boss to help!>

You guys have torpedoes?

-Katan is hit by the Rock Tomb and is badly damaged. Hecate is spending almost as much time dodging attacks as attacking-

-Epona continues firing-

Nidocave

Orenda (taking the mic) — Hello? PEFE? Is this Dr. Tagg talking?

Rodríguez — Don't wate time! Just try and pass the info!

Orenda (nods) — This is Silent's research wing trying to send an emergency communication... Goldenrod City has been run over by an attacking force and placed under curfew... do you copy?

Hoenn

-Dintel stands on some trees, convincing some Numel that they should stop noming stuff every day and just plain out go meet Lelouch vi Brittania, their Doom, for a hug. The Numels get angry and riled up and organize themselves to give this Leeloo guy and/or girl a "warm" welcome...-

Apparently! I had no idea!

Ampharos, switch to Focus Blast!

-Underwater, Metagross and the two Gyarados are wreaking havoc.-