ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

You realize that's a guy, right Queen?

Oh.....Well still we can kick his ass.....

edited 26th Mar '11 8:28:59 PM by Littlequeen

Damn.

TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!

-Portales slinks behind with Jane, disappointed with himself.-

edited 26th Mar '11 8:29:54 PM by Anomalocaris20

-Kicks in crotch-

That's for overcharging!

edited 26th Mar '11 8:29:46 PM by Pentigan

Anom what no.

-blacky is throwing shinchi around-

Blacky: <BAD PEDOPHILE!>

Fine. Thought it would be funny.

Anom, why'd you change it? I totally thought Caitlin was going to Jedi Mind Trick him.

Crowning Moment Of Funny anybody?

I just thought it would be funny if Caitlin wasn't quite as pure and noble as she acts.

That is sorta funny, but maybe leave it for a more controlled scenario.

Buuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.

It wouldn't have gone into anything disturbing. It was just going to be a small joke. But whatever.

How about revealing that the entire candy stash you fell into actually belongs to Caitlin?

No, Marshal!

I gatta go to bed.

Whatever, I'm going to get subplot rolling along here.

-Shauntal's Chandelure notices Portales sitting by himself and staring at his body, reminding her that she needs to ask him a couple questions. Ignoring the commotion the others are making, she quietly floats over, above Portales-

Chandelure: <Hey.>

Portales: -looks up at the Chandelure- <...Hi>

Chandelure: <You know, you remind me of someone.>

Portales: <I do?>

Chandelure: <Yeah, you do.> -she goes silent- <... Have you ever been to the Celestial Tower?>

-Decides to pay attention to the two Pokemon-

-does the same, having heard Portales' tragic backstory-

Porygon2 is arguing with a certain local breed of Pokemon over who has the better afro.

Portales: <Uh... yeah, yeah I'm from the Celestial Tower... Are you?>

Chandelure: -nods- <Yeah, I'm from there too.> -halfheartedly laughs- <Used to have to stay near the bottom of the tower at all times. All the Elgyem had to stay at the top.>

Portales: <I remember that. I didn't like being too high up, though. I was always afraid my powers would give out and I'd fall...>

Chandelure: -gives a knowing smile- <You know, I used to have an Elgyem friend.>

Portales: -jerks his head up to the Chandelure- <Really?>

Chandelure: <Yup. He was really shy. Didn't like to talk very much... I'd always try to impress him, get him to smile or something.>

Portales: <And whenever he felt sad enough he'd hide behind a tombstone until no one else was around and then he'd talk to you?>

Chandelure: <For hours on end about books and stars and light and other random stuff?>

Portales: <And then your mom would always pull you away when it got too light outside?>

Chandelure: <And then you'd just stay sitting down in the same corner while I was asleep waiting for me to show up again!?>

Portales: <Lampent?>

Chandelure: <Elgyem!?>

I just had the image of the Shadow Triad using me as a mop. we'll save that joke for the Abyssal Ruins. The pun should be clear if you look at it the right way. Then, they may try to use Jane to get the remaining dust, because her character's poofy hair would be excellent as a mop head.

-Smiles-

I guess Portales finally found his old friend.