ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Stratus: <Aisle Town?>

Luke: <Yeah, I thought Pokémon weren't big on building houses. What gives?>

Lake gives the others an unsure look.

Lake: <I'm not quite sure. Perhaps I...or rather, the other me wanted to give the Pokémon that don't like all the swamp water a place to live?>

He tilts his head to the side, thinking.

<Or perhaps I...er - he - was trying to make this place as much like a human town as possible. I can't really say for sure.>

Luke: <Eh, who cares? It's pretty impressive! Now, can we get some meat, please?>

edited 26th Jul '12 2:19:12 PM by Luke924

Bluescale

Skye: <Just like I remember it...>

Treasure Town

-Salamence is storing Breeze in her fluff, despite the Chimecho's objections-

Somewhere in Angela-B

<(?): "Argh... Wretched- Wait... What is this place?">

-And notices its surroundings... And its smaller-than-expected body-

<(?): "AND WHY AM I AN ARCHEN AGAIN?!">

-Leering at the Seviper-

<Pepper: "That had better not be permanent brain damage!">

<Raider!Seviper: "I didn't do that! I don't know any Psychic... Anything!">

<(?): "What is going on here?!">

<Lardna: "Well... Let's start with basics... You're apparently under some sort of freaky alternate personality or something right now... We got ambushed yesterday by that Seviper and a couple of its friends... Which is kinda how this happened... And now we were about to go on to meet Tagg at that library tower place...">

<(?): "What are you talking about?! I was on a parade route! ... And- Then I was stabbed... So you all could kidnap me!">

<Andre: "... What.">

<(?): "And then you turned me into an Archen with your dark sorcery!">

<Raider!Seviper: "... No really, what is he on? And is it any good?">

<Pepper: "He's not drugged!">

<Lardna: "Uh... Right... Actually it was Seviper and its friends that kidnapped you. We just came to your rescue-">

<Raider!Seviper: "What?! No we didn-!">

-Going up to the Seviper-

<(?): "Oh, so you're responsible for this!">

<Raider!Seviper: "I'm not! They were with you when we-!">

<(?): "Who sent you?! If you speak up, perhaps I'll have you fed to a feral that will kill you swiftly before eating you!">

-Starting to shiver-

<Raider!Seviper: "Wh-What?! W-Wait! D-Don't! I'll m-make it worth your while, I sw-swear!">

<Lardna: "... Okay, so maybe playing along wasn't the best idea...">

-Pulling my form away from that of the Seviper-

<Pepper: "Alright, we're taking over here...">

<(?): "HEY! You can't subvert my decree! I'm your Emperor!">

<Moogle: "... I need to talk with him later...">

<Lardna: "As you can see... We're having... Technical difficulties with our normal group leader... So I'm in control here...">

-Restraining my form-

<Pepper: "You're in control? Who ever voted for that?!">

<Andre: "I will!">

<Bottles: "I will if I get notes out of it.">

<Eir: "Ditto if I get food.">

<Moogle: "... I'm supposed to do whatever Tracer wanted me to... Who do you want me to vote for?">

<(?): "Neither! This isn't a suggestion box! This is an empire!">

<Moogle: "I abstain, then.">

<Lardna: "And Tracer is incapacitated... So yeah.">

<Pepper: "But-! That-! You can't just-!">

<Andre: "Seems like a fair vote to me...">

<Pepper: "Argh! Fine! I don't care!">

-Starting to calm down-

<Raider!Seviper: "D-Does this mean that you're n-not feeding me to ferals?">

<Lardna: "No, we're leaving you here. Get out of that knot on your own and figure out what you want to do with your life.">

-Starting to shiver again-

<Raider!Seviper: "B-B-But... Y-You can't do that! There's K-Kecleon around here!">

<(?): "... Those merchants are here too?">

<Eir: "... Yeah, they're not exactly fear-inspiring... Not that I can really argue with results here!">

<Lardna: "... Why would you be scared of a little lizard? I'd think it would be the other way around...">

<Raider!Seviper: "Th-They'll eat me alive, that's why!">

<Lardna: "... I'm still not seeing it...">

<Raider!Seviper: "L-Look, i-isn't there anything else y-you want? Y-You're hopelessly lost! Wh-What about a guide! I can d-do that!">

<Bottles: "... That 'guide' part might be a fair point... It's not like the maps are exactly accurate anymore.">

<Pepper: "... I don't like where this is going...">

<Lardna: "... Alright, we'll bite... On two conditions...">

<Raider!Seviper: "Wh-What are they?">

<Lardna: "One: You stick around with us until I tell you to leave. No sooner, no later. Two: If you try any funny business with us, we leave you passed out to play with these Kecleon you're so paranoid of.">

<Raider!Seviper: "Ulp. U-Understood...">

<(?): "If you think that this is going to get you a pardon, you're sorely mistaken...">

<Lardna: "Ignore him for now. Let's get you out of that knot...">

Celadon

-Merle looks around, feeling like the party she left behind is having technical difficulties-

Audino < Help! Were trapped over here! >

Joe <Were coming! Hold on! >

Joe grabs the Audino and Bellossom and works his way back out to the door, Straw following behind him. Eventually they clear the boundaries and escape the Clinic.

Joe < Is everymon ok? No ones hurt? >

Luckily, no one seems to have any permanent injuries.

Joe < Ok everymon, crisis averted. Now, if you don't mind me, I'm gonna go for a little nap (yawn). Who knew saving lives was so tiring? >

last post of the night

Treasure Town

-Forte sniffs the air-

Forte: <Do you guys smell something burning?>

Felis: <Oh dear Arceus no. All right, where's that dog?>

<See you later then.>

-Straw looks over at the Audino Clinic, and sees that it has sustained some damage, but is still functional. Already some Machamp are starting repairs-

Treasure Town

-Every blinks- <Burning? Oh dear...>

Treasure Town

-Felis nudges Mezzo-

<Mmm...>

Felis: <Up. Now. Your mutt is burning something down again.>

-Mezzo leaps to her feet immediately-

<What!? All right, where is she?>

Treasure Town

-Every points n the direction of the smoke-

Treasure Town

Cerberus: <Huh? What's going on?>

<You! What did I say about setting fires in town?>

Cerberus: <I've been a good girl! I only set fire to the forest outside!>

Felis: -facepaw-

Treasure Town

-Mix curls into a ball- <Eep...>

Every: < Let's just deal with this fire....>

Where is Lily and Rosemary? I'm confused...

Khan Base

-After subduing the guards outside, we enter the structure-

Vault Dweller: What the hell is this?

Muddy: <Doesn't this kind of remind you of-

<...a Mystery Dungeon? Yeah, it does.>

Cobalt: <I'm sensing a Shard.>

Ana & Bohr: -Looking around- <Fascinating...>

- Seems a bit lost in thought -

Treasure Town, outside the clinic

-Mezzo's group rushes over to the burning clinic-

<Well, it looks like... this already got taken care of. But seriously, don't burn down tents like that!>

Cerberus: <I didn't do it!>

Treasure Town

-Every blinks- <Oookay then...>

-Drift pokes the clinic-

edited 26th Jul '12 4:23:05 PM by memyselfandI2

Trip: Bluescale Swamp. Just assume Psyche or Marceline levitated them to keep from leaving them behind.

Bluescale Swamp

Psyche has totally been awake and participating in stuff.

Treasure Town

Pariah: -pauses in her chasing Jab- <Why is everymon always so mean to fire?>

Asphodel: <They don't want to die.>

Pariah: <But it makes light and makes tasty things tastier!>

Treasure Town

Mix: <But it hurts!>

Treasure Town

Pariah: -with air of finality- <Tastier.> -resumes chasing Jab-

Asphodel: -sighs-

Treasure Town

-Mix shakes his head- <No!>

-Jab chases Pariah-

Treasure Town

-Asphodel pats Mix-

-Xakk is still chatting with Marmalade-

-Onion is wondering what it would be like to be of normal size again-