ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Think of Portales' Backstory as your average Newbery Award Winning Novel.

Gah! But that means that Portales' and/or Lampent's dog is going to die! Why would you do that, Jane?

I was thinking of having Lampent die, but then you guys told me not to >:C

Jane, if Portales doesn't meet up with Lampent ever again I will be so mad at you...

But I dunno how they would react if they ever saw each other again!

When M' thought that making every female in the group go through a period would break the group up is the derail I was refering to.

~7 Years Ago, An Abandoned Warehouse~

Mr Boss: -Holding out a wooden box with three pokeballs nestled inside- I think it's time I gave you your tools. This one -Points to first ball- Is a Spearow named Booster, with time and training she will become your primary means of transportation. This one -Points to second ball- Is a creature called a Snivy, his name is Oakley, he will help you when you need to get into buildings to rescue pokemon. And this -Points to last ball- Is an Oshawott, he will protect you in times of trouble, I will allow you to name him.

Me: Wow, thanks Boss! -Lets them out- Hello!

Booster: -Backs away a little and hides behind Oakley-

Oakley: <Hi>

Booster: <He... he can't understand you youknow>

Oakley: <So? It's the thought that counts>

Oshawott: -Slowly rotate, taking in the surroundings-

Me: -Looks at the Oshawott rotate- I'm going to call you... Um... Rota, no... Revolution, nah, too long... How about Revol?

Revol: -Smiles-

Me: Cool, now you three should meet my pokemon. -Lets out a Buneary- This is my Buneary, I think you'll get along with each other very well.

Buneary: -Goes and chats with the others-

Mr Boss: -Smiles- So it looks like you're all ready to start your first mission.

Me: -Looks up at Mr Boss- Yes Sir

Mr Boss: Good, -Hands folder- This will have all you need to know. -Walks into the darkness-

edited 23rd Mar '11 7:01:38 PM by Pentigan

Well we still have the Celestial Tower to visit since 'M was more important.

A battle field, in an old war

Drapion: At ease, soldiers!

-The army of Pokemon all watch their sargeant-

Drapion: The enemy stronghold is up ahead. Now, the human commander has given me an order to begin the attack at precisely 17:00! The enemy will most likely retaliate with their Pokemon forces, so be prepared! They will call upon their Exeggutor and Eelektross mostly, so I want my Bug types to lead the charge. Ground types will be mixed in to block electric attacks, and half the Fire division will flank each side to snipe at any Exeggutor that break away.

-Drapion hears a noise, and turns to see an army of Pokemon marching over the horizon-

Drapion: The enemy has shown themselves, soldiers! Get in formation and CHARGE!

-Drapion leads the charge. Many forces are lost on both sides. Before long the human soldiers of both sides arrive and join the battle. Drapion has found the head Pokemon of the opposing army and is engaging him-

Machamp: Foolish Drapion. You're fighting on the losing side! Our forces greatly outnumber yours, both in human and Pokemon counts!

-He punches Drapion in the face, but he quickly recovers-

Drapion: That may be so, but we're better trained! I've drilled discipline and coordination into my men, while your forces can barely march!

-Drapion swings his stinger at Machamp, who jumps over it-

Machamp: Is that so? Then care to explain why your side already has twice as many casualties?

Drapion: We have just started this fight! And this... this is the last time I want to see your face on the field of battle! Today, I put an end to your command!

-He successfully slashes across Machamp's upper right bicep-

Machamp: Argh! You can still fight, huh?

-He lifts up a large chunk of the ground and hurls it at Drapion. Drapion smashes it with his shoulder, but Machamps begins picking up smaller clumps and throwing them like bullets-

Machamp: You're getting old, you coot. I aged gracefully; I'm stronger than I ever was!

Drapion: Which is still weaker than me!

-He catches a rock and nails Machamp in the head with it-

Machamp: Enough!

-He charges at Drapion, and the two begin to grapple. Machamps lifts Drapion and slams him on his back, but Drapion uses his stinger to push Machamp off. Both get up and this time they begin punching each other. Machamps attempts to punch with both right fists at the same time; Drapion catches his fists and drags his other claw across Machamp's stomach, eviscerating him-

-Before long, the enemy forces, both human and Pokemon, are forced to surrender their stronghold. Drapion retires, and is released by the General into the wild. Despite his retirement, Drapion cannot help but feel the need to battle and fight for a cause-

-Many years later, a slightly younger Anom bumps into Drapion in the wild, and the rest is history-

Seafoam Islands, Kanto, nine years ago

Keep going Lapras!

-Lapras and I are surfing away from Rocket Grunts using Lanturn-

Rocket Grunt: Get that kid!

-The Laturn fire Thunderbolts at us-

Keep dodging!

Tagg, my computer keeps saying that you're editing the YMMV page for the Trope Page. Is this true?

I was over there and thought about it, but I didn't do it.

What were you trying to do? Because it won't let me edit for another three minutes, and I want to add Portales' backstory to 'Tear Jerker'

I was thinking of adding an entry to C Mo A but I didn't because it seemed too self-aggrandizing.

-meanwhile at orre-

Puffy: <So daisy is at unova?>

Flame: <Yeah. She bounded with her pokemon a lot there.>

Puffy: <I'm going to unova!>

Flame: <WHY?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU?!>

Puffy: <Yes I do. But I don't want to leave daisy there.>

Flame: <I'm not going to stop you....If you want to go then go.>

-puffy leaves pokemon center and flies to unova-

Alright. I can edit now, though, so it's all good.

THE FOX IS COMING! I REPEAT THE FOX WHO CONTROLS FORUMS IS COMING! I SAW A RULE WARNING THING ON TOP WHEN I WAS POSTING!

edited 23rd Mar '11 7:17:51 PM by Littlequeen

The fox? What fox?

-Lapras suddenly uses Ice Beam to create a platform and we slide away faster than the Rockets can follow-

Take that Team Rocket!

You know. The guy with the fox avatar. THE FOX!

Madrugada?

And Daisy, I'm pretty sure the reminder about the rules is always there. Also, she's a woman.

edited 23rd Mar '11 7:20:28 PM by BadWolf21

Kuro Fox is coming to our little thread?

Yeah, the rules banner above the Add Post box has always been there.

really? I didnt notice it until now.

edited 23rd Mar '11 7:21:53 PM by Littlequeen

I didn't notice that little blurb of text underneath the 'TV Tropes' banner at the very top of the page until about a month ago.