ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Deoxys: -flies down to the Magikarp Salesman- <Hello, sorry, have either of you seen Mew?>

OLD MAN: Oh, oh really? Because I have both Weedle Prime and... And... Whoever this is! -Points at Deoxys-

Keldeo: <Um...Okay! Thanks Miss Virizion!>

-Keldeo trots off to the Moor Of Icirrus.-

M.S.: Do you really think I fear Weedle Prime or... this thing? You forget that I'm Magikarp Salesman, interdimensional despot and destroyer of all worlds!

Forecaster the Castform: <And Tagg became a Mudkip.>

Draca: <He actually attacked these two friends of his, Anom and Gamer, because he got sick of their Mudkip jokes>.

Booooreeed.....-sees M and Missingo next to me eating popcorn on seat- WHATTHEFUCK?!?!?!

Missingo: He Llo tHEre.

M: Can we join in watch the movie too?

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:36:22 PM by Littlequeen

DARN IT QUEEN, CLOSE THE DOOR IN HERE! I GET COLD EASILY!

Also, is anyone using Mew at the moment? Keldeo needs someone to talk to.

-closes door-

Seven years ago inside the Cave of Origin

Now where is Groudon? Professor Birch sent me here to find him, but he's nowhere to be seen.

-Suddenly Groudon comes out of the lava-

What does it want?

Present day, Moor of Iccirus

-Mew spots Keldeo-

Mew: <Hi Keldeo!>

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:48:28 PM by rmctagg09

-has a flashback of when I was 7 years old-

Okay mom told us to watch this little cleffa. That won't be hard huh flame?

Flame: Charmander char.

I agree I bet I can take good care of it.

Leena: Daisy where is the soda? I'm thirsty.

In the fridge on the bottom right.

Leena: ok.

-sees cleffa is gone-

Cleffa?!

Flame: CHAR?!

-sees cleffa climbing desk-

Get down from there cleffa!

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:49:28 PM by Littlequeen

-Groudon pulls out stone tablets and holds them like playing cards-

You want me to play Yu-Gi-Oh with you?

-Groudon nods-

Sure why not?

-Gets his own tin out of his backpack-

Let's duel!

What.

Keldeo: -Notices Mew.- <Oh, hi Mew!> -Trots over.- <What are you doing here in Unova? You don't usually come here, are you on vacation?>

edited 22nd Mar '11 5:55:44 PM by Luke924

There was a reason why my character didn't want to divulge that information.

-Groudon wins after a hour long battle on a duel arena made of cooled lava-

Looks like you win.

-Groudon throws me a Blue Orb before going back into his lava pit-

That was weird, but at least I got this souvenir.

-At the Moor of Iccirus-

Mew: <I heard that the humans that defeated the Anomaly are here. The Council's been keeping an eye on them.>

Keldeo: <Oh! You must mean Mister Luke and his friends! I've met them, they're all really cool! Like Mister Anom! He's got loads of Bug Type Pokémon! And Miss Jane! She's a Legendary researcher!

And they have Awesome Pokémon too! Mister Luke has this Feraligatr! He looks fierce, but he's actually really nice!>

Palkia: HEY, DIALGA!

Dialga: SKREEEEEEEEE!

Palkia: I NEED YOU TO DO SOME MATH FOR ME.

Dialga: SKREEEEEEEEE!

Palkia: BECAUSE YOU'RE BETTER WITH NUMBERS THAN I AM.

Dialga: SKREEEEEEEEE!

Palkia: UGH, FINE, BUT I GET TO BE THE WHITE PIECES THIS TIME!

. . . Can someone tell me what's going on please? Because I have no clue.

I'm back. if we resume this at four, I'll be gone by then. Jane, we have to reslove my character's discussion in 17 hours. It's too complicated to give you the actual time, but, right now, it's 9:38. I have to leave for my flight at 2:30.

I'm done for now guys. See you later.

I'm done too. Let's wait until tomorrow to make any other decisions.

We're doing side-stories about Legendaries and such while we wait for everyone to get back. Our characters are currently having a picnic with Ghetsis, 'M, and Evil-Jane. Just some mindless fun, basically.

OLD MAN: Please, you forget I have every trainer you ever cheated on speed-dial. -Gets phone out- Now how do I work this danged thing?

I should've mentioned that I had to go to dinner earlier.

Mew: <Really? Our spies spotted them heading over to the Pokemon League.>

During the Sootopolis Incident

-A younger Tagg watches Groudon and Kyogre clash-

Wow, they're really going at it, huh Muddy?

-Muddy points up into the sky-

What's that?

-Sees Rayquaza come down and quell them both-

Wow.

-Sees a much younger Gamer (though he doesn't realize it at the time) fly over to Sootopolis soon after-

Who is that guy? We're too far away to see his face.

OMG THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WAITING I WAS TERRIFIED I WAS GONNA MISS THE BATTLE WITH 'M YOU ARE ALL AMAZING.

... I need sleep.

Dialga: SKREEEEEEEEEEE!

Palkia: ALRIGHT, SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT ACCORDING TO YOUR CALCULATIONS THE BEST WAY TO GAUGE MY WEIGHT LOSS WOULD BE TO SET UP A PROPORTION WITH THE LAW OF COSINES ON A TRIANGULAR MODEL OF THE TIME WHEN I BEGAN TO LOSE WEIGHT AND THE CURRENT DATE, RECORDING MY WEIGHT AT THE BEGINNING AND MY CURRENT WEIGHT. IS THIS CORRECT?

Dialga: SKREEEEEEEEEEE!

edited 22nd Mar '11 6:47:55 PM by CalamityJane

I gotta go to bed now.