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Cherrygrove Beach

Umbra: See you later yourself. -walks off with everyone else in tow-

PEFE HQ

- Celestia, Alduin, and Tiamat are watching the whole Makuhita situation-

Celestia: ...Shouldn't we help?

Tiamat: Nah, it's funnier this way.

Alduin: -is still gorging himself on gummies-

PEFE HQ

-Leering at the Makuhita-

<Sonny: "Then I suggest that you get lost! Otherwise you'll get the fight of your life, kham!">

<Courtney: "Mmph. Nice to see that all of those researchers around here are distracted from important things!">

Makuhita: <Eep! Yes! I'm good, I'm good! She can have my snack!>

-pushes the tray of protein shakes towards the birds-

<Annd... and... you want my gummi rations?! Take 'em!>

-he tosses a handful of Gummis at Rianna and runs out of the canteen-

Riana: Rewards! -chirps happily and flaps towards the Gummis-

PEFE HQ

Alduin: More gummis!

Tiamat: I doubt the Pidove's parents will appreciate you eating those...

Celestia: -tchs at Sonny and Courtney. -

PEFE HQ

<Sonny: "Mmph. Good riddance. Fighting with a ptenets, malenkii ublyudok!">

-Going over to Riana-

<Courtney: "Are you okay, Riana? This is why I tell you not to go off without me!">

-Seeing Riana go for the gummis after hearing Celestia's comment-

-Swooping down upon them-

<Sonny: "Alright, so before you start, how much of this was really started by that kham?">

edited 14th Apr '12 12:43:17 AM by TracerBullet

Riana: -tilts her head quizically, and opens her mouth- Pidove!

Big bird who? Want Gummis! Reward!

-she tries to push past Sonny to get to the Gummis.-

PEFE HQ

Tiamat: -to Sonny- Your kid kinda started it... I think she has a thing against Fighting-types.

Celestia: You ought to teach her proper manners... Not that I can expect much from you two...

Alduin: If she can't have the gummis, can I eat them?

edited 14th Apr '12 12:59:54 AM by Umbramatic

PEFE HQ

-Hearing the amassed mons as Riana continues to futilely attempt to push her way past Sonny-

<Sonny: "... I see. This will be a matter for I and moya podruga to handle on our own...">

<Courtney: "Come on, it's late anyways, Riana... Let's go...">

-And begin escorting her back to the nest-

-Chirping in protest-

<Riana: "Pidove! Pidove!">

-Thinking-

<Riana: "Reward. But no reward. Confusing. Who is black bird? Black bird take reward away!">

A short time later - In a hallway out of earshot of the others from earlier

-In a somewhat frustrated and bewildered tone-

<Riana: "Pidove! Pidove!">

<Sonny: "Yes, yes, I know... But it's for your own good-">

-And notices movement from the corner of his eye and moves his wing just fast enough to dodge a Toxic blob... But not to avoid having some of the gunk collect on the tips of his feathers-

<Riana: " Pidove! ">

-Thinking-

<Riana: "Black bird mean! Take away reward!">

<Courtney: "HEY! What do you think that you're doing?! That's your father!">

-Looking genuinely confused-

<Riana: "Mom. Black bird. Mom like black bird. Why? Black bird mean! Mom not! ... Mom mean? Or black bird not mean? ... Confused... Lum Berry.">

-After mentally pausing with a look of uncertainty of how to proceed-

<Sonny: "... Look, you're young, da? You have a whole life ahead of you, a mir that is there for you to explore, to get to know...

... You don't want to be like us... Da, it's fun sometimes, but in the end, you can never undo the things that you do to others... And you'll have to live with it...">

-Thinking-

<Riana: "Black bird. Words. Black bird says words.">

<Riana: "... Dove?">

<Sonny: "I guess... What I am trying to say is... You have so many things that I never had when I was a tsyplenok... And I don't want to watch you growing up throwing them away like musor...">

<Courtney: "And you're perfect... Mmm hmm hmm... What kind of parents would we be if we just let the world around you make you imperfect?">

-Staring blankly-

<Riana: "... (*yawn*)">

<Sonny: "Right... Let's put you to sleep...">

-And ushers the Pidove towards a nest, with mate in tow-

Good night.

- Is currently asleep -

Twinleaf

-Every is curled up against a tree, sleeping-

-meanwhile, Amanita lands nearby-

Cherrygrove City

-Has teleported down using Xatu-

Muddy: <So what are we doing down here again?>

We need to get Helios, and try talking to Tracer in person.

- Is starting to wake up, mumbling something about a lot of history homework in my sleep for some reason -

Twinleaf

Amanita: Oh, so this is where everyone went.

Zzz...

Amanita: -sends out Sulfur-

Sulfur: o3o

Amanita: -whispers something to Sulfur-

Sulfur: <o3okay.> -climbs up onto Every-

Mmmmmph! -awakens-

Sulfur: o3o

...

Cherrygrove Beach

Eskay: (to Tracer) WAIT! I don't believe I've introduced myself to you yet. I'm Eskay.

edited 14th Apr '12 9:59:58 AM by Eskay64

Twinleaf

Since when do you have a Gulpin?

Amanita: He's Rex's, actually. I'm borrowing him for a little while.

Sulfur: o3o

I see.

Twinleaf

Pariah: <Did you know that girl or something?>

No, I have no idea who she was.

Pariah: <Well, she was mean.>

Yeah. Well, we probably won't even see her again anyways.

-in the distance, the girl is trying to drag Puzzle, who is not moving at all-

Twinleaf

-Amanita wanders off, still petting Sulfur-

-Every goes back to sleep-

edited 14th Apr '12 10:13:16 AM by memyselfandI2

Twinleaf Town

-Fortis climbs out of Mezzo's tent-

Fortis: Good morning!

Cherrygrove City

-Pianis wakes up on a bench, having been teleported along with Tagg-

Pianis: Where am I?

Crystallux: <I have information to report. This location does not map to any area known in the Sinnoh region. There is a 95% chance you are no longer in Sinnoh.>

Pianis: How did that happen?

Yukikaze: <Search me. One moment I was hanging around that house, the next I was here.>

New Bark Town

-A certain Ariados and Ledian are watching re-run of Valiant Knight Skarmory, the former nomming a particularly bothersome unidentified bug-mon that was attempting to feed off of the house's shrubbery earlier that day, wrapped carefully in silk-

<Francis: "... This is so dumb... Humans really waste hours of their lives watching these boxes?">

<Chord: *nom nom* "Well... It's got some entertaining things on it sometimes... Should have known that you wouldn't have liked it after Guarde recommended it...">

<Francis: "What are you eating anyways?">

-Looking kinda awkward-

<Chord: "... Uh...">

<Francis: "What, so you're suddenly the only one who needs to eat? I was asking because I was a little hungry.">

<Chord: "... But you're a Ledian.">

<Francis: "And...? We eat things other than plants you know! Have you ever heard someone tell you not to try and attack a bunch of Ledyba at once?">

Some Time Ago - Indeterminate Place in Johto

-A certain Ariados as a Spinarak is nestled in the branches of a tree-

<Spinarak!Chord: *sigh* "Stupid Heracross ruining my web... I wait all day for something to eat, and it HAS to be something that would eat me if I got anywhere ne-">

-It is at this point that a Pinsir can be seen pursuing a somewhat scuffed Ledyba on the ground below-

<Fleeing!Ledyba: *pant pant*>

<Pursuing!Pinsir: "You know, running only prolongs this char-">

<Fleeing!Ledyba: "Guys! Help!">

-And it is at this point that the Pinsir is mobbed by around 20 Ledyba and an odd Ledian-

<Ambushing!Ledian: "You know, pursuing prey for a long time is generally a bad idea!">

<Ambushing!Ledyba: "And we've been looking for something to eat lately anyways!">

<Flailing!Pinsir: "ARGH! GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF!">

New Bark Town

<Chord: "... Right. Uh... If you want, you can have some... It might be a little dry at this point though.">

<Francis: "Thanks... And you wouldn't happen to be in the mood to play anything, would you?">

<Chord: "... Huh? Play what?">

<Francis: "A song, Chord. You seem to have fun with it, and it's a better use of time than watching this dumb box.">

-Giving the arachnid equivalent of a blush, if that is remotely possible-

<Chord: "Oh! Er... Heh. Yeah, I can do that...">

edited 14th Apr '12 10:56:19 AM by TracerBullet

-wakes up-

-Is surfing the Internet presumably out of Pianis' earshot when I get directed to some documents on a Unovan government database by a PEFEgon currently inside my laptop-

...Wait, what? Ghetsis escaped jail...must've been that accursed Shadow Triad that boosted him. If not that friggin Ardos. They're keeping it quiet for now though.

Muddy: -To Tropius- <Ghetsis? Isn't that the guy Musashi mentioned with this freakish getup and a Hydreigon about as hax as Lance's Dragonite.>

Tropius: <Yup.>

Audilith: <Shouldn't we try to go after him then? That guy's dangerous.>

-Stands up-

Yeah, we ought to tell the others.

Xatu: <We shall not, it is not our destiny at the moment to deal with Ghetsis.>

-Pecks my head-

<Do not forget about the second thing the Unown showed you. That is our next area of focus.>

-Groans-

Fine...besides, I doubt the others would be up to it anyway, so we're not telling them anything. Understood? This is definitely not boding well, however.

Muddy: <Crystal.>

Tropius: <Aren't we going to get in trouble for this?>

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it, let's just find Tracer. Besides, chances are Ghetsis might even get taken down by someone else anyway.

-Sighs-

I'm starting to think that the world is getting a bit too reliant on us.

edited 14th Apr '12 11:08:17 AM by rmctagg09

- Notices that Wolf is awake -

Oh, hey there.

-smiles- Hey. Ready to go help some people, today?

PEFE HQ - In front of a Makeshift Defictionalized Sport Arena

-Holding a thing that is totally not a Katamari-

<Milo: "My aren't we a grouchy one today?">

<Audrey: "Mmph. Don't remind me...">

<Milo: "Look, if you don't want to be the ref, you could have told us!">

<Audrey: "You know it's not about that, Milo!">

<Milo: "... About going to Sinnoh? What's so bad about that? And I thought that flirting was your pasttime any-">

-Seeing Audrey's paws start to glow blue-

<Milo: "Uh... It was a joke? ._.;">

<Audrey: "It means that I'm stuck without an electrical outlet for Arceus knows how long!">

<Milo: "... ... Right... Seeing as it would be pointless for you to bring games anyways, why not try and take a few others along with you up there?">

<Audrey: "... What are you- Oh!">

<Milo: "Well, you're not the only metal mutt around here, now ar- GACK!">

-Is telekinetically neck lifted-

<Audrey: "You should really learn how to speak after you think...">

<Milo: "Alright! Alright! But it's a good idea, yeah?">

-Setting Milo down-

<Audrey: "... Yeah... I wonder if anyone would take me up on it though...">

- Nods -

Yeah, I'm ready.