ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

"... What have I walked into," Hunter mutters, shaking his head. Noticing Serena staring at him, he stoops to her eye level and stares back, not blinking.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

Near Lenore

Alphos: -pops up next to Lenore- Just want to warn you, you may not recognize Xu tomorrow. It's April Fool's Day. :3 Or wait, that's today because your writer is Australian. Go prank someone!

edited 31st Mar '12 8:49:58 PM by Umbramatic

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Serena: -stares back- <Are you a friend, or a foe?>

Resort Area.

Lenore: ^Prank someone? But who D:?^

I'm having to learn to pay the price

Colony

The two Nidos greet Jeff and point to the thicket shelter.

Tomos: <Hello there... your testing has just begun, actually... come in here...>

Akela: <You shall remain hidden for the duration of the test, we prepared this one but you are free to move around so long as you are hidden from the kits.>

Tomos: <Which means your chosen mon will be interacting with them and trying to get them to talk~>

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?

With Lenore

Alphos: Hmm... Try that Hunter guy. He seems like fun to mess with.

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Is Serena Psychic?

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

Hey, Narrator

-What is it location box...?-

Isn't it already April First?

-For the Writer, sure. Not in-RP-

Can't we convince Pent to spring his plan early?

-~Sigh~ I'll try-

Thanks

-Right then... My plan was just about complete, all I needed was someone to test it on...-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Goldenrod Colony

The trainer calls out Swellow, having explained to his team the objective last night, and hides behind the thicket shelter.

"Are you sure this will keep me hidden?"

Resort Area Hotel

-the clock hits midnight-

Alphos: And now... it is TIME!

-Sends out a wave that literally transforms Umbra, Lina, and their teams.-

My work is done for now... I'll get some popcorn! :3

-teleports back into Umbra's bag.-

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Yes, she's a Ralts.

Ah, thanks.

Hunter narrows (but still doesn't blink!) his eyes slightly. "... Friend. What about you?"

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

Vanilluxe: <Well, Audilith might get mad if I do that, now that I think about it.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

The two Nidos take a look at the Swellow then at Jeff:

Akela: <We're mostly sure, yeah~> — points to Swellow — <Anyway, your mon better make friends with the kits, but be careful, they are very inquisitive.>

Tomos: <There is no problem with having your mon around, but if the Nidos discover you you are disquack... discuam... disquant... er... help?>

Akela facepaws.

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?

Serena: <...Friend.>

Hunter nods once and sits back. "Okay then."

He then rubs his eyes, because not blinking has consequences.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

DS' Villa

Icicle: <Who's Audilith? Do they want to join Team Glacier too?>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-Decides the optimum target for the test of the plan is Umbra. As such I head towards where he is staying-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Goldenrod Colony

"I think the word you're looking for is 'disqualified'. You ready, Swellow?"

Swellow:«Yeah, I'm ready.»

"Alright, let's get started"

Oh my god, that was hilarious, Crewe!

Serena: -is still being wary, but accepts Hunter's presence-

Katie: -giggles-

Resort Area Hotel

???!Umbra: -is sleeping, blissfully unaware of Pent... or what he's been changed into. -

edited 31st Mar '12 9:14:24 PM by Umbramatic

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Route 35 Nido Colony

-A familiar voice comes out from through the Pokegear-

<Nadia: "Is this on? Oh! Lake!">

-In a surprised tone-

<Lake: "Wait, Nadia?">

-It had been quite some time since Lake had heard Nadia's voice... Well, at least outside of the Dream World, but for some reason that didn't really seem to be the same-

<Lake: "Er... How are you doing?">

<Nadia: "Good, at least ever since I finally got a hold of you...">

Earlier, With a Purloined Phone at PEFE HQ

<Nadia: "Let's see here... You're supposed to press the buttons, right?">

-And presses a number of buttons... Only for nothing to happen-

<Nadia: "...">

<Toothless: "Maybe press the buttons differently?">

<Nadia: "Hmm...">

-And stomps on the phone, causing it to break into several pieces-

<Toothless: "... Not that kind of differently.">

A Short Time Later - With the Phone from Earlier Hastily Taped Together and a Sheet of Paper

<Nadia: "Okay, so if we push and hold just one of these buttons, we should be able to get in contact with Lake...">

-Staring blankly at the sheet-

<Nadia: "... Uh... I can't read that...">

<Toothless: "Try them all out?">

A Short Time Later

<Nadia: "Okay... Here goes.">

-And presses and holds one of the buttons carefully with a claw to trigger speed dial-

Younster Joey: "Hello? Who is this? And have I ever told you about my awesome Ratta-"

-And is hung up on-

<Nadia: "Nope.">

Another Attempt at Speed Dialing, a Little Later

<Nadia: "Is it this one?">

-A voice that would be familiar to Slouch answers-

<Cynthia's Milotic: "Tee hee! Cynthia can't answer the phone right now, so I'm afraid that you'll have to leave a message for her, cutie... <3 BUT, before then, why don't you be a stud and do a pretty girl a favor, huh?">

-Under the effects of Attract-

<Toothless: "Yes, my queen~ <3">

<Nadia: "... Yeah, we're hanging up now.">

<Toothless: "No, wait! Don-">

-And the phone is hung up on-

The Attempt Before Successfully Calling Lake

<Nadia: "What does this button connect to?">

<Zekrom: "Hello? Icirrus Pizza? I'd like to place an order for an extra-extra-extra-extra large Divine Special?">

<Nadia: "... What?">

<Zekrom: "... Wait a minute... This isn't the normal person on the end of the phone, are you ne-">

-And is hung up on-

Now

<Nadia: "I was wondering if I'd ever figure this blasted contraption out!">

edited 1st Apr '12 3:17:26 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

Resort Area

Lenore: ^But I don't feel like pranking ANYONE! I just want to see my boyfriend!^

I'm having to learn to pay the price

With Lenore

-Alphos re-appears next to Lenore.-

Alphos: You'll still be able to see him... he'll look way different, though. o3o

-and teleports back-

edited 31st Mar '12 9:27:58 PM by Umbramatic

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-Has changed into full Skeletal Gravedigger gear including skull mask-

Hehe... This is going to be so awesome...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.