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Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#143976: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:32:12 PM

Veilstone

Lamia: <We were poking around the big scary building.>

Blurr: <But they wouldn't let us in.>

Pariah: <They were shouting about a Skarmory or something.>

Haunt: <So then we went to see if we could open one of the coin machines.>

Lamia: <Technically we could, but then they threw us out headfirst.>

Pariah: <I was flying for three and a half seconds!>

I see.

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#143977: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:32:47 PM

Veilstone

Amanita: ...You're all insane.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#143978: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:35:28 PM

"Okay, Sunday, got it."

-Jeff is occupied blacklisting the spam accounts and reporting them to their various hosts, muttering about how stupid someone would have to be to fall for these scams-

BadWolf21 The Fastest Man Alive Since: May, 2010
The Fastest Man Alive
#143979: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:36:57 PM

AU

AU!Wolf: Because...I can see that you are a strong person. That you worry over being your own person shows me that. -places a hand on her shoulder- You're a good person.

Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#143980: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:38:20 PM

Veilstone

-Blurr hugs Amanita's leg carefully-

Blurr: <Don't hate us...>

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#143981: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:38:51 PM

Veilstone

Amanita: I don't. But you're all complete nuts.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#143982: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:38:57 PM

Sendoff Spring

Crown!Raikou: Hurry up, Suicune! We have to set up our latest scam!

Crown!Suicune: -checking his Pidgy- Ooh, the prince of some faraway country is offering me millions of dollars!

Crown!Entei: -takes away the computer- And I thought our scams were see-through...

edited 9th Mar '12 6:40:11 PM by Umbramatic

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#143983: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:41:04 PM

THATS NOT ENTAI AND REIKOU! ENTAI IS LOUD AND REIKOU LIKES POPTARTS! D:

edited 9th Mar '12 6:41:28 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
DarkerShining from Norway Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#143984: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:41:04 PM

Sendoff Spring

- Has reached Sendoff Spring -

AU

AU!DS: You... really think so? (hugs AU!Wolf)

Last post for tonight.

My fanfic
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#143985: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:43:26 PM

Daisy: These are a diffrent set of Legendary Beasts. Sorry for the confusion. :P

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Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#143986: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:44:12 PM

Veilstone

Blurr: <Okay. As long as you don't hate us.> -continues to hug Amanita's leg-

Haunt: <I want a turn...>

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#143987: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:44:46 PM

Veilstone

Amanita: -winces- ow....

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#143988: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:45:05 PM

Oh.

-sees suikune, Raikou and Entai-

YAY!

-glomps Raikou-

How have you been?!

edited 9th Mar '12 6:45:28 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Hobgoblin Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#143989: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:45:23 PM

Sunyshore Gym

Salamence: *flies down from the rafters and abducts Rex*

Rex: Eep!

Salamence: *carries him back up to the rafters*

Rex: Umm...why did you bring me up here?

Salamence: <I wanted something to do. :3>

Rex: ._. *holds onto her for balance*

Near Sendoff Spring

Haunter: *appears* <   TURN BACK WHILE YOU CAAAAAAN   >

Riolu!Kim: <Actually, this guy is a priest of your master.>

Haunter: <Oh. Well, in that case, wipe your feet before entering the cave.> *poofs*

BadWolf21 The Fastest Man Alive Since: May, 2010
The Fastest Man Alive
#143990: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:46:32 PM

Katie: -is sulking-

AU

AU!Wolf: -hugs back-

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#143991: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:47:02 PM

Sunyshore

Salamence: -flaps- <Play with me! :3>

edited 9th Mar '12 6:49:05 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#143992: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:47:47 PM

path to Sendoff

Umbra: Thank you, Kim.

Sendoff Spring

Crown!Raikou: -is glomped by Daisy- Hey! Cut it out!

Crown!Entei: -chuckles- I think she likes you, Raikou!

Crown!Suicune: Humans are funny. They only have hair on their heads.

edited 9th Mar '12 6:48:30 PM by Umbramatic

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Hobgoblin Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#143993: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:48:46 PM

Sunyshore Gym

Rex: Eep! Don't move so much. @_@ *nervously* Erm...what should we do?

Spathi: *pokes at Rex* <How about tag?>

Rex: Eep! No way! You guys can fly! ...and this area is too small for me. ._.

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#143994: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:49:27 PM

Sunyshore Gym

Salamence: <You're it!> -flies away-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#143995: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:49:43 PM

Veilstone

Blurr: <Sorry...> -lets go and sits down in front of her and offers a small portion of the cake as an apology-

-meanwhile Haunt and Lamia are attempting to play something resembling slides-

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Hobgoblin Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#143996: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:51:03 PM

Sunyshore Gym

Spathi: *also flies off*

Rex: Help! Someone get me down from here! I've been kidnapped!

Lian: *waves*

Rex: U_U

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#143997: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:51:41 PM

Veilstone

Amanita: -nibbles-

Sunyshore

-Salamence flies around happily-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#143998: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:53:06 PM

"Rain Dance, Lockspur," Hunter calls.

<Oh, but that'll make things bit dark... Ah well, it'll add a little sparkle to this party.>

The Roserade does a twirl, causing rain clouds to gather. Rain starts falling, turning the sand dark.

"Poison Jab, Ion!" Ashley calls.

Ion, rather than attacking Lockspur with a Poison Jab, charges him as he did Trixie—covered in raging purple flames.

"You can't switch out of Outrage, Ash!" Hunter calls gleefully. "Dodge him, Lock!"

Lockspur gracefully twirls out of the way.

<Tut tut. Such bad form. I suppose I'll have to correct it for you later.>

Ion, not hearing him, stops a short distance away and shakes his head, putting both hands to his face and moaning.

"... What? Ion! Poison Jab!"

"He's confused, Ash; really, didn't that tutor teach you anything about Outrage? Lockspur, I think you know what to do. In case you don't, use Weather Ball."

<Don't diminish me, dear,> Lockspur calls in a sing-song voice. <I know how to beat a clumsy lug like this one.>

Are guys sure this Roserade is a guy? Because I'm not. Did I miss a memo here or something? Do Narrators get memos?

Ion is hit in the back and lurches forward, yelping.

<You cry like a child, darling,> Lockspur says sweetly. <Now do stand still.>

He fires more Weather Balls, dancing from side to side. Ion sluggishly tries to avoid them and focus on his opponent, but his vision keeps blurring and multiplying.

<Why are there so many of you...?> he demands, lunging towards him with a Poison Jab drawn back. Lockspur draws away, easily evading.

<Aww, you're seeing me everywhere? How sweet. But we've only just met! Besides, I don't hang out with Pokemon as ugly as you.>

"He's weak enough to go down in one more hit; Why not make it your specialty?" Hunter calls, grinning.

<Oh, excellent! Let's make a spectacle!>

Lockspur draws back, then fires a Leaf Storm at Ion, dancing around to make the leaves scatter. The Nidoking grunts under the blow and drops to one knee.

"Ion! Earthquake!'

Shaking his head, Ion slams a fist into the ground, sending an earthquake through the battlefield. Lockspur is thrown off balance and hits the sand near the water. He gets up slowly, prepared to fire off another attack, but Ion collapses.

Ashley frowns and recalls him. "Good job, buddy. Now, James, if you—"

"Marv, go for it!"

"Wait, what? You can switch Pokemon?" Ashley looks confused, but James leaps forward onto the field.

"Yep. And I'm replacing Lockspur..." Hunter recalls the Roserade, who smirks and waves at James, "... With Marvin."

The Bibarel moves onto the battlefield and takes up a battle stance.

<Aw, dude, but you're one of the not-jerks! I don't want to beat you up!> James complains, stomping his foot.

<Don't worry. You won't.> Marvin smirks and motions for James to bring it on with one paw.

James narrows his eyes. <Oh. It is on, beaver boy.>

<Over reaction, much?> Domino whispers to Six. The Scyther shrugs.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
Hobgoblin Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#143999: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:53:42 PM

Sendoff Spring

Riolu!Kim: <Don't worry about it. :3> *purrs* <... ... ...Did I just purr?>

Youko: <You're adapting to being a Pokemon well.>

Riolu!Kim: *sweatdrops nervously*

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#144000: Mar 9th 2012 at 6:56:03 PM

Near Sendoff

Lina: -to Kim- Since when do dogs purr?

Eowyn: -purrs-

Lina:...Don't taunt me.

edited 9th Mar '12 6:56:15 PM by Umbramatic

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