ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Meme: <If you don't sit down, I'll be forced to kill you all on the spot. It's customary to have a feast with your enemy before a duel. Don't ask me where that came from: some actually insane may have done it. Now, sit.>

-Is a little unsure how to answer, even if I was answering as myself-

<I... I'm not really sure...>

-Jeff stays silent for a second, then snaps-

You expect us to eat a meal with you, knowing you all are Manipulative Bastards who've caused so much death? Well, I'm not gonna, I'm going to kick your asses. This is for my father...

edited 3rd Jan '12 7:41:34 PM by Sixthhokage1

Latias can see Susan blushing through a phone?

-Mezzo loses another round of J-Team vs. Capcom...with herself as the AI opponent-

This is so not fair. Where'd she learn to do that spell combo thing?

-A Smeargle appears behind Jeff, poised to fire off a Hyper Beam at him.-

Meme: < I don;t think you understand. Sit. Down.>

Wherever Mezzo is

Marmalade: -opens an eye- <Learn? It's an AI, it already knows.>

Their phones have video screens.

Latias: <Well, let him know that I'm pulling for him.>

<Thanks.>

...

<Pent told me to tell you that.>

-Smirks, signaling to Marshtomp-

Marshtomp:<Been awhile since I've had to do this>

-Marshtomp uses Earthquake, followed by Surf-

edited 2nd Oct '13 8:35:19 PM by Sixthhokage1

Latias: -calling to (the presumably off-screen) Pentigan- <Hi Pent! I miss you!>

Susan: Hi.

-Wild Smeargle used Protect!

Meme: < No combat before the meal.>

Suddenly, Meme fires off a Phychic that would make Mewtwo impressed. It forces Jeff's Pokemon to recall themselves, and locks Jeff's body in place from the neck down. Jeff sits down at the table, regardless of his own will.

Meme:<HA HA HA—No .I'd be glad to kill you, impudent child but you must eat first. Don't want to kill you on an empty stomach.>

-Gamer grudgingly sits down to avoid Jeff's fate.

Latias: <I think sis and I are going to try to get up there to visit you all soon.>

-Does not realise the full implications of this-

<That's great!>

Latias: <Say hi to Wolf and DS for us?>

<Pent and I will try to.>

Well this is just fan-tucking-fastic. This couldn't get any worse, now could it.

Latias: <Thanks, love!> -smiles- <Anything you want to talk about?>

Meme: <Now, then........>

-Several Smeargles bring some food to the table, mostly comprised of Berries and the odd bit of Pokefood.

-Seemingly oblivious to the anger coming off the group, Meme and his family proceed to dig in to the food, awaiting one of the group to say something to start conversation. It's common ediquite to them, after all.

<Nothing really comes to mind...>

-Glances over at Susan, who has written something down on a peice of paper-

<Actually, if you come up with any ideas for a new song on the way over that will be good.>

Latias: <I'll do my best, hun. We'll head out by the end of the week. I can't wait to see you again!> -blows a kiss at the screen-

What are you waiting for, Meme? My father is dead because of your family, and you just expect me to sit here?

-Calms down-

Heh. I see what your doing, trying to drive us crazy like the rest of your victims. Not gonna work on me, mate.

Meme: <Your father? Hm.......I do seem to remember a fellow like him........Wasn;t he resistant to our tequniques! We couldn't break him after all! We had to just kill him! Or was that someone else? It all bleeds together after a while.....>

<Anyways, it's already too late to have the duel today. Tradition says it has to be while the sun is still up. We'll let you stay in some extra rooms for the night, and we'll be glad to kill you all in the morning.>

-Smiles-

Fine, I could use some rest anyways