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Sea of Kyogre

Shadow: <My youngest brother is apparently friends with him, which baffles me.>

Dewford Town

All right, start off with an Ice Fang!

Spiny: <Yay, biting things!> -chomps on Buzzsaw with ice-cold fangs-

edited 26th Nov '11 3:00:43 PM by Mezzopiano

Rex: Oh, you mean Sunny? He seems really nice!

Dewford Town

On the beach, a duo dressed in funny red suits with dinosaur-like hats frowned, looking out at the ocean dispassionately.

Male!Team Magma Grunt: Look at it...sitting there all smug.

Female!TMG: Stupid ocean. Just look how much space it takes up!

M!TMG: It's not like the world could benefit from more land. The ocean takes up most of the planet as is!

F!TMG: Yeah! Not to mention global warming melting the polar ice caps and stuff!

M!TMG: *doesn't believe in global warming* Erm...sure, why not? The point is, something must be done about the ocean. It's been a thorn in our side for too long!

F!TMG: Yeah!

-suddenly a giant Tortilla charges through the center of dewford-

Tortilla RAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Crewe, distracted from trying to wake up Jab by the giant tortilla, spends a few seconds staring at it.

"... What."

Hey, don't blame me. Blame Chandler.

"What."

As it bit Buzzsaw she grabbed it with her talon and flew up high. "Buzzsaw, Sky-drop. During this move the speed of ascent and descent disorient the opponent so they are unable to react."

M!TMG: *sees the giant Tortilla* Aaaah! The ocean knows what we're plotting! D:

F!TMG: Run away!

-I am walking back into Dewford, when I see the Tortilla run past-

...What the hell was that?

Random Trainer's Linoone:<TORTILLA!!!!> -chases after it-

Random Trainer of the Linoone:No! Come back! -chases her Zigzagoon-

edited 26th Nov '11 3:15:28 PM by strawberryflavored

Dewford Town

Spiny: <Mmmph!> -clings to Buzzsaw with his jaw as he's taken into the sky-

-Mezzo, meanwhile, is distracted by the giant tortilla running through town-

Sea of Kyogre

Shadow: <Sometimes I think he's too nice for his own good.>

-the tortilla runs past the pokemon center-

...What.

Yeah, Xatu here can help you Odette.

AU Cerulean Cave

Muddy: -Confused- <Others?>

I guess he must mean all those mons he defeated earlier that we've heard about.

"Okay, seriously, the hell?"

Like I said, blame Chandler. And boredom.

"You're making no sense! Wait, why am I arguing with you? You don't even exist. Geez."

I do too exist! Now you're just hurting my feelings. Meanie.

"Shut up. I'm gonna go attack a giant rampaging tortilla. Too bad Jab's asleep, he would've loved this."

And so Crewe climbs down a building, leaving her unconscious boyfriend behind, to attack the giant rampaging tortilla. Because Sneasels are good at this. She should know, for reasons that the High Creator has FINALLY shared with me, but I'm not telling ANY OF YOU. Especially you Gamer. So HA. HA. HA.

edited 26th Nov '11 3:26:09 PM by Crewe

-I see a Sneasel attacking the Tortilla-

Is that Crewe or Jab?

Aurora:<I calculate a 85% chance of that being Crewe.>

Why?

'Aurora:<Jab is currently unconscious on that building>

Oh.

-The Linoone also attacks-

Random Linoone:<TORTILLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!>

edited 26th Nov '11 3:35:15 PM by strawberryflavored

Buzzsaw slammed the little piranha fish into the ground hard, creating a crater in the process. "Follow with U-Turn!"

-Walks out-

...What.

Odette: <Yay!>

Meanwhile...

- Sierra is sitting by herself near the docks, oblivious to the chaos -

Sierra: ... Is there really a Pokémon out there that doesn't hate me?

Sierra's Eevee: (is biting his trainer's hand again)

edited 26th Nov '11 3:32:09 PM by DarkerShining

-Mezzo is snapped back to the battle by the sound of the Mandibuzz's impact-

Don't give up, Spiny! Hit her with Waterfall!

-Spiny cloaks himself in water and swims at Buzzsaw, causing him to take a direct hit from the U-turn, which knocks him out but scratches Buzzsaw up a bit-

Aww, nice try. -recalls Spiny-

Okay, Dreadwing, you're up!

-sends out a yellow Mandibuzz-

"Dreadwing": <This will end as badly as our last battle did, won't it?>

Effie, walking downtown, stops at the sight of the tortilla and looks at her Pokemon. "Argo? Want to take it on?"

The Marshtomp sweatdrops. <Marsh...>

<Bui bui!> Bluebird takes off in its direction, leaving the rest of the team staring.

"Oh dear... I suppose we'll have to, now. Bluebird! Wait up!"

Effie and her team run after the Buizel, threading through the townspeople running away in terror.

-Sends out Crustle-

Uh... nom the tortilla?

U-Turn sent out Devastator, the Wobbuffet grinned. <"Tonight... You.">

-The Linoone notices others attacking the Tortilla-

Linoone:<NOOOO! THEY'VE COME TO TAKE MY TORTILLA AWAY!!!>

What is up with that Linoone?

Bonecrusher:<Maybe he really likes tortillas?>

-the tortilla is bitten-

?Tortilla: RAAAAAH

-sudennly creates a flood of tomato topping-

-star is hit with the flood-

AAAAAH!

-Sends out september who tries to pull her out-

edited 26th Nov '11 3:44:59 PM by stargirl93

TOMATO!!!

-We dive behind a rock-

Linoone:<NOOO, MY PRECIOUS TORTILLA!!>

- Sierra is still sitting by herself, when that other female Magma Grunt runs up -

Female Magma Grunt: Sierra!

Sierra: (sigh) What?

Female Magma Grunt: A giant tortilla is attacking town! I bet if we defeated it, we could improve the public's opinion about our team, or at the very least make them a little less skeptical! (grabs Sierra's arm) Come on, let's go!

Sierra: Huh, what? Sorry, you lost me at "giant tortilla attacking the town"... (is dragged off by the other grunt)

Crewe slashes at the giant tortilla, but due to being a runty Sneasel against a giant mutated monster, she isn't doing much damage. Really, she should've seen this coming. She's so incredibly dense.

<Am not! Shut up!>

A certain Buizel, Aqua Jetting over and into the tortilla, looks at her funny. <What? I didn't say anything!>

<I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Narr—y'know what, nevermind. I'm Crewe.> She slashes at the tortilla some more.

<Bluebird! Now let's SMASH SOME TORTILLA MONSTER!> Bluebird sends various attacks at the tortilla, rushing headlong into it several times. After a few minutes, a Sealeo, Marshtomp, and Corphish arrive, along with a certain young woman.

"Okay, guys, let's help out Bluebird! Throw your best at it! But don't hurt anybody but the monster."

A chorus of assents from her Pokemon meets her, and they all rush into battle against the tortilla.

But none of them do much because, well, it's a giant monster.

Naida:<I'm joining this fight. I'm bored.>

-Naida charges in and Hydro pumps the Tortilla, soaking it-

Linoone:-Hisses-