ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

This is bad.....Lets get somebody to help them...

Pink: <So wanna mate?>

RIGHT NOW!

-drags penti to pokemon center-

edited 15th Mar '11 6:31:06 PM by Littlequeen

It's like Nudi and Bonnie all over again, only this time it's two-fold.

-Recalls Oakley, who is horrified, Revol, who is laughing, and Ur, who is confused-

I guess this is why many trainers don't bother teaching attract to male pokemon.

Sorry for disappearing, Real Life kind of snuck up on me.

-Calls Wolf out of boredom-

Ok I was told by nurse joy that to stop the attraction you need to....PINK DON'T DO THAT TO TEPIG! YOU'RE NOT IN THE SAME EGG GROUP!

-returns pink to her ball only straight after she gets out and heads to tepig-

edited 15th Mar '11 7:04:42 PM by Littlequeen

-Attempts to seperate the two-

What did she say we needed to do?

Put them both in a box for a month that our play a red flute!

Pink: <Please let me get back to mating?>

NO! Penti do you have one?

edited 15th Mar '11 7:07:53 PM by Littlequeen

-Answers Pokegear-

Hello?

I never did pick up an Xtransceiver.

The only ones I have are an Orange Flute and a Blue Flute.

edited 15th Mar '11 7:10:42 PM by Pentigan

Hey, Wolf. I'm really bored in here. Any idea as to what I should do?

I don't want to put pink in a box for a month!

-pink gets out of my grasp and does stuff I shall not say-

I hope the store sells red flutes. Penti stay there! Ill buy one!

-heads to pokemart-

edited 15th Mar '11 7:11:57 PM by Littlequeen

Well... Are you feeling up to a trip?

I don't think I'm allowed to leave the Center until I'm healed.

Okay.

-Attempts to stop them by dousing them in water-

That didn't work...

-Plays horrible powerchords on the keytar-

Neither did that...

-Plays both the Orange Flute and Blue Flute at the same time-

-They stop for a few moments before starting again-

Interesting...

Shop man I need one red flute!

Random owner of market : Sorry were all out.

What?!

ROOM: Yeah we sold our last one...Sorry....

Oh crap!

-heads to pokemon center-

ROOM: Dang kids and there TM attract. I knew I should not have sold that stuff.

edited 15th Mar '11 7:19:58 PM by Littlequeen

Waitaminute...

Orange plus blue is brown...

But orange minus green...

Daisy, you got a Green Flute?

No! I got a white and black flute!

Snap... You try and stop them while I go get a Green Flute.

-Runs to mart-

Excuse me, is that Green Flute for sale?

ROOM: Yes we do.

-ROOM gives penti green flute-

ROOM: That will be 15 poke yen.

Uh pink stop please! TEPIG DON'T PUT THAT THERE! NO PINK DON'T DO THAT!

-tepig shoots fire at my hair-

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!

edited 15th Mar '11 7:25:35 PM by Littlequeen

I do not know Anom. Maybe I will come to you. I will be right there.

-calls anom on X trance-

ANOM MY PINK AND PENTIS TEPIG ARE DOING......THINGS! Me and penti had both our pokemon use attract and.....

edited 15th Mar '11 7:27:37 PM by Littlequeen

-Pays-

Thanks

-Runs back to pokemon centre-

It's just a simple matter of color subtraction.

-Plays Orange Flute normally while playing the Green Flute through the wrong end-

-Tepig and Pink stop-

Pink: <What was I doing and SWEET ARCEUS WHAT THE HECK?! WHY IS TEPIG IN A WEIRD POSITION AND WHY AM I IN ONE?!>

edited 15th Mar '11 7:29:22 PM by Littlequeen

Tepig: <I need a shower... Not just because of the obvious reason, but because I might throw up.>

Me: Good to see them back to normal. And seriously, why do they even have a move like this?!