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Skyla: (gasps when seeing Unite getting hit by the Boldore's attack) Oh no! Unfeazent! Take me back down again!

- Unfeazent flies down, allowing Skyla to get off it. Skyla runs over to Luke and takes out a full restore from her first-aid kit -

Skyla's Swoobat: (keeps trying to break the mind control on Clay)

Skyla's Swanna: (angrily increases the power of the bubblebeam attack it's using against Boldore after witnessing it attacking another flying type Pokémon)

edited 15th Mar '11 3:50:14 PM by DarkerShining

-clover uses mega drain on boldore-

Good job clover!

-suddenly has an idea-

Electivire! 'M is vulnerable to Electricity! Shock Clay!

... But try not to fry his brain! That would be bad!

-nodding, Electivire begins charging electricity, then makes her way around the battle, using her tail to shock Clay through the hole Whirlipede made in his boot-

-As the Charizards begin to leave the theater out of frusturation, Kratos notices a manifestation if Clay, passed out on a waterbed in the projector room.

Kratos: <That's it! All we have to do to snap him out of it is wake up that hung-over version of him over there! Does anyone here know Wake-Up Slap?>

-Masque walks over, looking surprised to see Kratos-

Masque: <I'm afraid not, but I believe there is electricity coming from somewhere. Would that help?>

Skyla's Swoobat: (looks over at the manifestion of Clay, trying to think of a way to wake him up. Then turns its attention to the others to see if they have any ideas)

edited 15th Mar '11 3:59:02 PM by DarkerShining

...

Lake: <Unite...Is there any way...?>

Pepper: -Shakes her head sadly.- <No. There's no way he could have survived an attack like that...>

Woolly: <Does that mean Unite's...Dead?>

...Sniff...

-I collapse, now a sobbing wreck.-

NOOOOOO!!! He was my friend! And I let him down...I...I couldn't save him...

Lake: <Luke...It's okay, it...It wasn't your fault...>

...Yes it was...It's all my fault...

Woolly: <...Guys?>

Pepper: <Oh Luke...I'm so sorry...>

Woolly: <Guys?>

Crowley: <I'm sorry Luke. Really sorry. I wish I had gotten to know that bird when I had the chance...He had guts.>

Woolly: <GUYS!!!>

Everyone: <WHAT?!!>

Woolly: <Look!>

-Woolly points a incredibly charred bundle of feathers standing in front of the Boldore. It's barely standing, but is giving the Boldore what can only be described as an epic glare.-

...No...It can't be...

Lake: <It is...>

Unite: <I wasn't done talking.>

-Unite points at us.-

Unite: <and you made my friends cry. How dare you. HOW DARE YOU! When I'm done with you, I'll->

-Unite stops mid-sentence.-

Unite: <Urk...>

Unite?!

Unite: <...I...I...It's...It's happening...IT'S HAPPENING!!!!>

Kratos: <Try cutting off that electricity. in the meantime, try to Growl or Screetch into his ears.>

-Masque nodded, trying to block the electricity from flowing-

-Kratos attempts to wake Clay up, Etna style.

Skyla: (stops as she's standing next to Luke, who has not yet noticed her presence. As she watches Unite getting back up, she casually offers Luke the full restore she's holding while she and her Unfeazent watch what is happening with Unite)

Skyla's Swoobat: (starts singing loudly and off-key, in an attempt to wake Clay up)

edited 15th Mar '11 4:08:03 PM by DarkerShining

-Just now notices the friggin' huge cowboy nearby-

What the? That is either M's work or someone filming an Unova-specific version of Ghost Busters. And one of those two options are highly unlikely.

-Draws Victini's ball-

I think a little electron beam is in order.

-Weavile notices Unite has gotten up and returns to Empoleon's side, the two alternating between attacking with Brick Break and Surf-

Is he...? Yes! HE IS!!!

DODODODO!

-Unite's body begins to glow with a bright white light. His wings grow longer and bigger, his body becomes much bigger and stronger. The single feather on his head morphs into a brilliant feathery headdress. Finally, his Beak and talons grow longer and sharper.

We all shield our eyes as Unite flashes with an eye-searing light. As the light dies, we all look back to see the former Rufflett is now a brilliant Braviary.-

Unite: <...>

He did it...HE DID IT! LOOK AT HIM! HE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!

Lake: <Oh wow...>

Woolly: <Way to go Unite!>

Pepper: <Cool...>

Crowley: <Well it looks like I'm getting replaced.>

Unite: <...I...I did it...>

-Unite smiles, before turning his attention back to the giant Boldore.-

Unite: <Now, as I was saying...>

-Unite leaps into the air, flapping his magnificent wings.-

Unite: <You don't->

-Unite shoots straight towards the Boldore.-

Unite: <-Make->

-With awesome Power, Unite uses a Superpower attack in the form of slaming his talons right into the Boldore's face.-

Unite: <-MY FRIENDS CRY!>

-Clay begins to slip into REM sleep, close to waking up.

Skyla: (standing next to Luke, watching the newly evolved Unite) Yes, he is a quite beautiful Pokémon. (holds out the full restore) Do you want this?

Skyla's Swoobat: (humming the Caramell Dansen song while moving up and down in flight close to Clay)

edited 15th Mar '11 4:20:42 PM by DarkerShining

-Calls out Victini-

Okay, just like during the movie!

-Victini releases a stream of subatomic particles at the giant Clay-

-Masque comes back and bends over Clay, tapping his forehead with his spoons-

What? Oh...Thank you.

-I take the full restore.-

...But I have a feeling the Unite's going to be fine.

-Meanwhile, the Boldore charges up a Power Gem and fires.-

Unite: <Oh come on! You've already tried that!>

-Unite skilfully dodges the attack.-

Unite: <Did you really think I'd fall for it twice?>

-Unite swoops down and uses Crush Claw on the Boldore's leg. Even though the move is resisted due to Boldore's rock typing, it still does a large amount of damage.-

-Clay sleepwalks to a nearby fridge, grabs a Torchicen drumstick, ans noms itt. And His Eyes Open mid-bite.

-Stumbles out of the Pokemon Center, covered with detached tubes and IV's, ignoring the nurses trying to pull me back in-

Need... to help...!

Clover: <I'm bored! I want to dance now!>

-clover glows blue whil making boldore dance too-

edited 15th Mar '11 4:28:31 PM by Littlequeen

Skyla's Swoobat: (continues humming the Caramell Dansen song for a while, before noticing that Clay is already starting to fully awaken)

edited 15th Mar '11 4:28:33 PM by DarkerShining

-Boldore begins waltzing with Clover.

Clay: Need...Coffee...

Kratos: <Someone turn on the coffee machine in the consession stand!>

Skyla's Swoobat: (starts humming the Caramell Dansen song again while flying over to turn on the coffee machine)