ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Nylon: <Well...that was unpleasant.>

Blobble: <More like boring. When does the real fight start?>

-Aurora has defeated the Espeon, but took a lot of damage. She is now faced with a Chandelure prepping a Shadow Ball to defeat her-

Lanius!Chandelure:<   You ready to die?   >

Aurora:-Is too injured to retaliate-

<So this is it then, I die here. Well, I had a good run.>

-Just as the Chandelure is about to launch his attack, Crescent pushes a Ludicolo onto him, sending the two into the sea-

Crescent:<You alright?>

Aurora:<Not really, I could use a medic.>

Crescent:<I'll protect you.>

-Crescent attacks the Xatu nearby with Dark Pulse-

-Naida is on shotting Garchomp, Salamence, and Dragonite with ease-

Naida:<When am going to get a real challenge?>

-A Gyarados starts to charge toward her with a Waterfall-

<This is more like it.> -She attacks with Surf-

-Zero watches Bulbasaur defeat mon after mon in his rage fueled Power Whip attacks -

Zero:<Wow.> -Dark Pulses a nearby Alakazam-

Completed? Tubeline Bridge?

A realistic replica of Tubeline Bridge now bends around Route 9 and Opelucid and leads to Route 10, albeit looking like an S when viewed from above.

Okay, I think we're done. Now we should hide until they pass for good measure.

Everyone goes into the forest. Casval notices Celik's size.

CELIK! Kneel down!

The robot bends over, still visible.

-sigh-Lay down!

The giant disappears into the sea of green.

-Somewhere in southern Celadon-

-A party of 40 Pokemon is moving down a street-

<Lanius!Garchomp: "Ugh... How are these degenerates doing this to-">

<??? #1: "You there!">

<Lanius!Raichu: "Show yourselves, profligates!">

<Lanius!Swampert: "Yeah! We've been looking to make some more examples in this wretched region!">

-A series of three illusions break, revealing three groups of 30 Pokemon surrounding the group from 3 directions-

<Lanius!Raichu: "EEP!">

<Lanius!Granbull: "Wh-What?!">

<Hydreigon: "I do not presume that you will respect females on the battlefield, but I do presume that you will respect strength. Your theater is doomed. There are at LEAST seven gods present here and in Saffron ALONE, you are outnumbered at least 100 to 1 by a restive population, and you now have us... Surrender now, lest you perish in a futile fight!">

<Lanius!Garchomp: "Y-You're o-one of the colonels with th-that Serperior! Y-You're s-supposed to be f-fighting for our lords in Johto!">

<Hydreigon: "You are wrong, we fight for our general! And he has decided to take a break from following our 'lords' in order to do something that we all should have done ages ago!">

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:41:59 PM by TracerBullet

I'm back.

-wakes up-

-All of my mons are puffed out from the fight, but are otherwise fine apart from a few minor injuries.-

Everyone alright?

-Everyone replies positively.-

Lake: <So far so good.>

Unite: <I just hope we can keep this up.>

HotStuff: (looks over at Wolf) <Hey there... Did you sleep well?>

-grabs pentis hand and keeps walking with him-

Rim how are you doing?

Rim: <Okay. I am getting used to being in the bag.>

Good.

Yes, I did. For the first time in a long time, thanks to you.

"Everyone in one piece?"

<Guy: "Yeah, we're good...">

<Vesta: "I just hope there aren't too many more of these creeps though...">

<Milo: "How did they spot us like that?">

<Nadia: "Who cares, we walked right over them!">

<Mike: "Let them come, I could keep fighting them all day!">

<Audrey: "Ugh... Way to tempt fate, you moron...">

Nudi: -To Unite- <Yeah.>

-The air is then filled with mocking laughter-

Oh great, what now?

Cobalt: <Obviously they must be his Praetorian Guard. Every leader has one.>

Perkele.

HotStuff: <Oh... Um... That's good, I guess.>

-Eventually the tunnel opens up onto the promised rocky beach-

Ah, the desert wind over waters. Lovely.

10 minutes before above post

Scratch: <Okay, then... I'll lead you to the right tunnel... careful handling the ledge.>

-leads the way, making a point of tapping rocks with his bone to provide echo hints-

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:48:21 PM by Tangent128

Woolly: <Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of this!>

Unite: <Pfft! Whatever, we can take them!>

Treeo: <I dunno. Whoever is next is probably going to be a lot together than the Pokémon we just beat up.>

Harriet: <That's always how it works.>

It's just good to see you guys again. Even while meeting up with my friends, it's been quite some time since I've seen a friendly Pokemon.

?: <Hehehe...you may have defeated those losers...>

Oh, this is officially bad....

-an illusion breaks, revealing a dozen or so Pokemon-

Praetorian!Aggron: <But good luck defeating us!>

-they charge-

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:49:53 PM by memyselfandI2

I know. Its pretty.

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:51:38 PM by Lilqueendaisy

HotStuff: (smiles) <It is good to see you guys as well. These last weeks, we've been trying so hard to find everyone... I... I just wish we had found eachother sooner.> (sighs) <Had we ran into anyone of you several weeks ago... Well, it could've saved us a lot of trouble.>

Naida:<Good, I needed a challenge.> -Hydro Pumps Aggron, but misses-

Crescent:-Fends off an attack on the wounded Aurora-

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:54:21 PM by strawberryflavored

-looks confused-

-Nadia, Vlad, and Buster all quickly set up and use Earthquake on the attackers, Zoe, Nathan, and Teala joining in for good measure-

<Nadia: "Please, you nimrods are nothing!">

<Buster: "Yeah, come back when you can fight smart!">

<Vlad: "Why can you just leave us alone?!">

<Zoe: "Tell me, how's it feel to be a genius?!">

-Shaun and Vesta combo Discharge again, while Kammy, Pascal, and Milo combo Blizzard-

<Legion: "LULULULULUL, U MAD BRO?">

-While Shadow Balling an Alakazam-

<Slenderman: "Where's that from?">

-While using boosted Psychic-spam-

<Audrey: "Ugh... She gets it from Randy's imageboards...">

HotStuff: <...>

Helios: <We'll be in no shape to fight Lanius if we actually fight these guys. I have to use that technique, it's the only way.>

-Flits right in front of the Guard and starts covering himself in a strange powder-

<Hey, fight me instead!>

-Flies off to entice them all to follow him-

Helios, no!

Audilith: <He's not going to use that technique is he?>

Throh: <It's very likely that it is.>

I hope he knows what he's doing, but I know those guys aren't coming back.

edited 8th Oct '11 12:39:02 PM by rmctagg09

Your silence is disconcerting.