"Iris": <What kind of idiot attacks a Zoroark with psychic powers? That's just terminally stupid.>
-Has somehow acquired alcohol, actually getting that drink, and is now piss drunk-
Torchic: <What's with Tagg, he's all woozy.>
Audilith: -Starts pushing Torchic away- <It's nothing to worry about dear, now go play with Victini.>
Torchic: -Cocks head- <Okay.>
-Starts playing another game of tag with Victini-
Musashi: -Walks up to me- <Tagg, this is not the way to handle your girlfriend turning evil and your friend losing his eye.>
-Almost in tears-
I don't give a fuck right now Musashi whether this is the right way or not to handle this. Just let me drink.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.You're terminally stupid, for not reinforcing you walls and ceilings better.
-Tranqs "Isis", then has his strike team take her to one of Golurk's coperate "relaxation spots"
-He then teleports back to a hotel in Iccirus city, then collapses on a bed in exhaustion, falling unconcious for the rest of the day, and then some.
edited 4th Aug '11 1:49:12 PM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Wow. I just realized how stupid Joshua was for going and trying to solo that fight.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Aww, aren't you guys adorable...
-Pets both of the Nidoran.-
Yes, you are pretty. Yes, I do know Silent, but...Well, that's complicated. No, I don't have any Nidoran I'm afraid. Sorry. I'm visiting here because I need to talk to Silent about something. Yes, Cinder is very warm...
Lake: <Yes he's->
Cinder: <My responsibility!>
Lake: -Sighs.- <He's both our responsibility. As for the poison thing...Well, we know because he told us. Well, he should have.>
Cinder: <Let me guess...Alternate timeline stuff?>
Lake: <...Yes.>
Cinder: <Should have known...>
edited 4th Aug '11 1:55:06 PM by Luke924
-Is still rather drunk and is now hugging Musashi-
I love you, man, and the rest of you guys too.
Musashi: <Tagg, you're scaring me.>
Why does almost everyone I care about either leave or change into someone nasty?
Musashi: -Pats me on the back- <I'm sure we'll see the others soon enough.>
-Tearing up-
What am I going to do when I see Fool again?
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.I'm just thankful Tagg isn't an angry drunk. Also, can someone please link me to the chatroom?
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Elgyem can I go to Tagg?
Elgyem: <Okay.>
-elgyem teleports me to tagg-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!-has steered clear of Black City at this point-
I don't really want to play today because I'm busy, so I'm just putting this here now.
I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.Yeah, RP!Tagg is to be left alone for the moment. Especially since we're going to PEFE HQ soon enough.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.But I have no where to get involved in plot.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!-Has come around a corner in the hospital-
"... Dr. Tagg?"
< Leana: "... Is he okay?">
__________________
-In the house, the six Pokemon who went through the space tunnels returned-
<Aloysius: "Oh, hey guys.">
<Kyle: "How was the trip?">
<Zoe: "A little depressing.">
<Nathan: "... Wait, it's still livable in Sinnoh?">
<Buster: "... If you want to call it that...">
<Kit: "Barely. But yes, apparently it's possible to live there still... Somehow.">
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985-Hamada frowns-
Hamada — <Like, there is another Silent in that timeline shenanigans of whatever? What is he like?>
-Meanwhile the kits continue talking to Luke, asking questions like what does it feel like being a biped, why his hair is blue, and if he has travelled too far...-
Jaa — <Mom says trainers come from very far, but I haven't seen any. And they have all kind of Pokémon...>
Kukka — <...yeah, they also say that our God used to visit but now he isn't here anymore...> — turns to Luke — <Hey, sir... Have You Seen My God??>
-Vinollo is a bit annoyed that the conversation has steered away from the subject of Luke himself but remains calm. A couple of minutes more and the human will be showing them pictures from his wallet where he is a bald human kit, he's sure of it...-
-Meanwhile, I walk with Inka towards the meeting place; Nidorinas and Nidorinos are moving all around us to take all their kits to sleep in their burrows-
— Damn... — trying to get Pokégear — I can't even reach the PEFE communications satellite. it was supposed to be orbiting over Olivine last week, should be here by now...
-Inka looks a bit worried but says nothing...-
edited 4th Aug '11 2:39:30 PM by SilentReverence
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?Hey Tracer, I'm perfectly fine.
My mons: -Shake their heads as I throw up into a garbage can-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.-elgyem teleports me to star-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!Lake: <Yes, there is a Silent in our timeline. I'm not entirely sure how he differers from your Silent yet, though.>
Your God? You mean...Ho-oh?
-sees Daisy-
There you are. Where have you been?
Running from the cops.
Elgyem: <We were chased by houndoom and other baddies. I bet we are now wanted criminals.>
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!Anom was offering something for you, Daisy. You should probably ask him about it.
-stirs-
..................
I think we need to leave.
Emolga: (looks over at Star and Daisy) <Yeah, but where would we go? We don't even know how to get back to Unova... Unless our leader and Unfeazent found something out...>
-Hears Wolf wake up, walks over, and trips on the ground-
Don't worry, I'm okay.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.Why?
And I know how. Elgyem can take us.
edited 4th Aug '11 3:03:58 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!-groan- ...Tagg?
At Luke's cell seat
-Vinollo thinks for a moment, trying to remember if he has ever heard of any Trainer who commented where "New Bark" is. Then he greets Luke back, then sees a couple of young Nidoran, a female and a male, run up to him; they look up at the human with interest.-
Jaa♀ — <Hey, sir! My mom said you asked for us!>
Kukka♂ (annoyed) — <He asked for *me* ahem... you just tagged along to gossip around.>
-Kukka is scratched by the female-
Vinollo — <Ah yes... look, I have something interesting here: a human who understands our language! He comes from a place called "New Bark"...>
-Vinollo blinks; he remembers something about a town to the east with pleasant breeze-
Both Nidos — <...Understand like Silent?> — whistles — <Sweet!>
Vinollo — <...Wh->
-Vinollo frowns; that fast have the news spread, he realizes, he'd soon have to worry that Inka's kit would learn about him too. Now that would be problematic...-
Vinollo — <Anyway...> — to Luke — <These two will make you company for a while. They are young and their poison is not well developed yet, so you can hug them, too.>
-The two kits leap up to Luke and sit on his lap-
Jaa — <Hey, listen!> — raises paw — <I'm the prettiest Nido of my litter! Don't you think so?> — attempts a faint Attract on Luke.
Kukka — <Yeah right...> — laughs only to be scratched again — <Hey!> — to Luke — <You know Silent?>
Jaa — <Do you have any Nidoran?>
Kukka — <Why are you visiting here, anyway?>
Jaa — <Is that Pokémon in black very warm?>
Kukka — <What's in your bag?>
-Vinollo sits back confident that the kittens's cuteness will soon make the human start spilling out the information that he wants...-
-Meanwhile, Hamada talks to Cinder and Lake trying to understand the concept that there are two Feraligators. A bit confused, he decides to change the subject-
Hamada (to Cinder) — <So that human is your responsibility... or of you two both... or three... or whatever...> — shakes head — <Why do you say that Silent is immune to our poison? What makes you think so?>
edited 28th Oct '11 3:52:11 PM by SilentReverence
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?