ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Notices Wolf by feeling out his Aura and lets him in-

Took you long enough to get here.

-Pulls out the cookie bucket-

Cookie?

-Wolf staggers through the door, covered in blood, but with fire in his eyes-

Help... -collapses on the floor-

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:34:07 PM by BadWolf21

I'd heal him, but I'm out of PP.

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:37:55 PM by gamerex27

I can't wake up yet, Gamer. I need Wolf to be unconscious until I get here tomorrow.

Plus, he's going to lose an eye. Because the best thing to do in an alternate universe is wear an eyepatch.

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:38:10 PM by BadWolf21

-About 5 minutes later-

[No. 46275003: "You're not going to believe this, but someone left the 'gym leader' in Pewter ripe for the picking."]

[No. 46275010: "Please, what sort of [REDACTED] is that?"]

-In a post with a filtered picture-

[No. 46275003: "I'm dead [REDACTED] serious!"]

[No. 46275025: "Holy [REDACTED]. Who the [REDACTED] did that?"]

[No. 42675043: "Yeah, THAT gym has seen its better days..."]

[No. 46275003: "No [REDACTED] clue, but it works out for me."]

[No. 46275064: "[REDACTED]! Someone beat me to the punch in Cerulean!"]

[No. 46275081: "Oh that place? It was already destroyed earlier today. I figured some ugly, vindictive [REDACTED] did it..."]

[No. 46275102: "You don't suppose that someone's been smashing their way through Kanto, do you?"]

"... I wonder what that's about..."

-Notices Wolf-

"OH! Are you alright?!"

<Vesta: "What happened?!">

edited 3rd Aug '11 9:05:59 PM by TracerBullet

-Places Wolf on a chair-

What happened to you man?

-Notices that he's bleeding from his eye-

Ah great, and I had to be in a timeline without Doc.

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:40:18 PM by rmctagg09

Arrrr....

I can be awake for a couple posts.

-laboured breathing- Went to Pewter...Brock's a Zoroark...all the Gym Leaders are...the one in Saffron roughed me up pretty bad...

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:39:50 PM by BadWolf21

Yeah, we sort of figured that out when Tracer and I busted "Erika" earlier, but we need to get you to the hospital.

......You're going to lose that eye. I can't heal injuries like that. You'll need an eyepatch. Or a cybernetic replacement. I'll see what I can buy with my next check.

-In the house-

"Oh dear Arceus... We need to get you to a hospital!"

<Nathan: "Oh... Oh wow...">

<Pascal: "You don't look so good, man...">

"Kyle! Nadia! We need to get going!"

Where the socks have gone off to all these years

Reed Snorkel: <Hmm... fluffy ground, here... Oh! light up ahead?>

-Reed stumbles out of the space tunnel and into Tracer's washing machine; while the water has sloshed into the tunnel, robbing the device of actual washing power, the tumbler still works just fine-

Reed Snorkel: <WHOAAAAAAAA!>

No! -sharp inhalation- No hospitals...too dangerous...I'm kind of a wanted man -wry chuckle-

-Grabs some morphine from his bag, and injects it into Wolf to ease the pain.

In Pinwheel Forest

<Michelle>: <Kamina, we have a duty to attend to. More traps need to be set up.>

[Kamina]: [But can't leave Sasha alone!]

-The Ducklett makes small sounds of distress-

[Kamina]: [See!?]

<Michelle>: <Kamina. It was just as hard for Nina to leave her own baby here when she was called up for duty, but she still did it. We need protect everyone here, and to do that we need to set up more traps to prevent the forces from coming close to the village. Take these words from your commander>

[Kamina]: [Okay Kommandir Michelle...]

-Kamina puts Sasha back on her nest-

[Kamina]: [Don't worry Sasha, Kamina will be back soon to care for Sasha! Don't into trouble while gone, okay!]

<Sasha>: <Horosho!>

[Kamina]: [Very Good!]

-Kamina leaves the orphanage and walks alongside Michelle-

[Kamina]: [So more traps, da?]

<Michelle>: <Yes, more traps. You'll be working with Underminer today to help dig out more snake pits, bear trap pits and side closing pits>

[Kamina]: [I see...]

-Michelle and Kamina head over into the scrub-

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:49:03 PM by PippingFool

Between our combined messing up of Scolemis' plans, I think they'll be a bit too busy to notice.

....Tagg, I need more kookies to replenish my power. That way, I can teleport back to Unova and start taking out the Gym Leaders.

Yes, I know cookies only restore 6 HP, and no PP. But Tagg is such a good baker that they restore PP when you eat them.

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:56:36 PM by gamerex27

Oh, they'll be on high alert by now...the Sabrina impostor got away...she'll have reported to her superiors by now...

-Gives Gamer more cookies-

You could've at least told us after you defeated Brock, Wolf. Besides, if we do go to a hospital, you'll be quite heavily protected. The Celadon Murders are allied with us after all.

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:56:06 PM by rmctagg09

Off to sleep. A, if you get back before I do, you can assume that you escaped from Black City.

-To Wolf-

"All of Kanto will be looking for them, Wolf... And at least half of them are as good as gone if that imageboard is anything to go by..."

-Elsewhere in the house-

<Kit: "... Do you hear someone yelling?">

<Aloysius: "Sounds like it's coming from the laundry room.">

<Vlad: "Ooh! I'll come!">

-The three come to the laundry room, and watch a Cubone get tossed about the tumbler-

<Kit: "Quick! Open it!">

-Aloysius opens the washing machine, and a dazed Reed Snorkel falls out to the floor-

<Vlad: "Are you o- Oh dear Arceus... Your leg!">

<Aloysius: "What happened to you?!">

edited 3rd Aug '11 9:04:01 PM by TracerBullet

-passes out-

When I get on tomorrow, he'll wake up and tell you everything that happened.

Gamer, leave Fool to me.

-Picks up Wolf-

Let's take him to the hospital.

-Gets on Helios with Wolf and flies to the nearest hospital-

edited 3rd Aug '11 9:13:05 PM by rmctagg09

"Oh Arceus... Leana! Let's go!"

<Leana: "Right.">

"Don't get into too much trouble, you guys. I'll be back as soon as I can."

-Flies off after Tagg and Wolf-

Reed Snorkel: <Uwoah~>

-regains composure, blinks at surroundings-

<Oh! Uh... hi?>