-wakes up-
Sunny: <Oh, you're awake. Come take a look at this.> -points a paw at Mezzo's laptop-
Were you messing with my computer again?
Sunny: <No, just reading.>
-reads WMG page Sunny left up-
...What? Me and Gamer? Yeah, because getting caught in a trap is true love, right? Also, how in the world would we have Cloud as a kid?
-keeps reading-
Mezzo is Grimsley's son daughter son.
Um, ew. Just...ew. I mean, they know about the crush I have on him, right?
Mezzo is a shapeshifter who can change between male and female forms at will.
That would be cool, actually.
Sunny is an Espeon in disguise, because seriously, what kind of name for an Umbreon is Sunny?
Sunny: <What? I like my name. And I like being an Umbreon too, thank you.>
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.Why were you on top of me?!
- Overhears the theory about me and Cyrus -
... Ew. (referring to the theory from earlier) And how could the fans accuse me of doing something like that to my beautiful, naturally ash blonde hair?
- Continues reading theories -
"DS' hair is Ash Ketchum's father."
... What!?
...Wait, I was!? Gah! I didn't do that on purpose! I'm sorry!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!-next on Mezzo's WMG list....
Mezzo and Jane assasinated Gamer long ago, and are paying an Infernape to go around wearing his skin, with a translator to English.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"...........…
-still a bit flustered, but starting to calm down-
All right, fine...
S-sorry...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!currently wealking across the Golden Gate Bridge. Pretty cool.
Gamer is pregnant with Luke's child.
....No. First, I'm not gay. Second, Luke isn't gay. Third, MEN CAN'T GET PREGNANTB WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"-reads the Gamer assassination theory-
...What am I reading? Sure, after getting stuck in that trap I wanted to kill him, but really, fans?
Mezzo only uses Dark-types because of a traumatic event in her past.
Heaven forbid I actually just happen to like Dark-types.
Psychic powers don't work on Mezzo.
I wish.
Nadia's plushie is alive.
That would explain a lot, actually. Like how she went so utterly ballistic when she lost it.
The Pidgey disguise is Ho-oh's true form. He just takes the rainbow-colored form to show off.
This would kinda make sense too. Maybe.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.So, when did Suicune develop her bubble technique?
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?-sighs-
Should we head downstairs now?
"DS could be an awesome villain if she wanted to."
... Hmm... Maybe.
"Anom's hair color changes whenever no one is watching."
... This one could also be possible.
-Is still very embarassed-
Y-yeah, we should.
-We get up, and head downstairs-
edited 12th Jul '11 10:54:01 AM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Ho-oh: Well, she started working with bubbles when she was quite young. She always loved bubbles, but never liked how they never lasted for more than a few seconds. So she tried to find a way to make them more permanent and...You can see how well that turned out.
Yeah. Speaking of which, I haven't heard anything from Suicune or Lake since we got here. I guess they must be busy practicing.
Ho-oh: It certainly seems that way. Coo.
Anom is pansexual.
No, he's aesexual. Big difference.
Gamer is the illigitimate son of Mewtwo and Palkia.
No. I know both of my parents, thank you very much.
Tagg is the father of every single Org13 member.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"-breakfast has finally been finished-
Basket: <Those were good pancakes, Entei!>
Yeah, thanks! Long as I'm asking about the past... how'd you become a cook?
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?Entei: WELL, ENTEI HAS ALWAYS LIKED EATING FOOD. THE THING IS THAT DAD...WELL, DAD WAS NEVER THE GREATEST OF COOKS.
-Ho-oh shifts on his perch awkwardly.-
Entei: SO ONE DAY, ENTEI SNUCK INTO THE KITCHEN AND STARTED MESSING AROUND. AND ENTEI ENDED UP PUTTING A FEW THINGS TOGTHER AND MAKING SOMETHING LIKE SOUP. SO THEN DAD CAME ALONG AND SAW WHAT ENTEI HAD MADE, SO DAD GAVE IT A TRY...
And?
Ho-oh: It tasted wonderful!
Entei: AND THAT'S WHEN ENTEI KNEW THAT ENTEI WAS MEANT TO BE A CHEF!
-Follows-
Jordan- You know, I have seen Ho Oh, but were is Lugia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg"DS' dreams are actually visions sent to her by her future self."
... That could actually explain a lot. Sort of.
Ooh. Let me know next time you're making a fancy meal, I'd love to try it. And I guess you've watched Ratattatouie?
And speaking of combinations- saltine crackers, cheddar slices, and blueberries make a great snack!
Basket: <I love blueberries... berries in general, really. Back home, we used to go out to Ilex forest to pick berries all the time. We usually found more Apricorns than berries, granted...>
edited 12th Jul '11 11:14:29 AM by Tangent128
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?Entei: YES, ENTEI HAS! IT IS ONE OF HIS FAVORITE FILMS! ALSO, ENTEI WILL KEEP THAT COMBINATION IN MIND!!!
Ho-oh: -Tilts head at Basket.- You're from Johto? I assume you must be a member of that herd (Or is it flock?) that lives near Olivine City then?
Going out for a little.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
...I think I'll go take a walk.
-Does exactly that-
Going out, be back in an hour and a half.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.