ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Flies back and does.... something.-

-Does... something as well-

-has gone back to browsing fanfiction sites out of boredom, although I am doing my best not to actually read any of the fics-

Wulfric: <Um...Hi. I'm just going to check how your feeling. It won't hurt or anything.>

-Wulfric reads Xatu's Aura.-

Wulfric: <...Oh...OH! OH MY! ARCEUS! ARCEUS ALMIGHTY!!!>

-Wulfric stops reading Xatu's Aura, panting in fight.-

Wulfric: <That...That was awful...>

-Maekrite finally runs too tired and falls asleep on the spot-

Maekrite — <....zzzzz....>

-Jordan return, his colthes burnt up-

"Guess who caught 10 Gyarados..."

-Jordon falls over-

-walks over to Jordan and nudges him with a foot- You okay?

-I look impressed at what Wulfric seems to be going thru-

— What... what happened? That didn't look very nice.

Xatu — <Don't bother having your Trainer buy painkillers...> — chirp — <It will be just a waste of money... save them for the movie about Tagg...> — chirps again — <Oh wait... none of us will live that long...>

edited 10th Jul '11 3:48:44 PM by SilentReverence

-Looks at Xatu-

What movie about me?

-Jordan gets up slowly-

"Yea, pokemon attacking a the port town and all.."

-Jordan goes and sits in a chair-

Oh.

Xatu — <Oooh the one the fangirls made when they got to be the ones Running the Asylum... they cast Koga as your dad...> — hiccups — <it premiered so badly... luckily that didn't last... nothing did>

edited 10th Jul '11 4:00:30 PM by SilentReverence

Koga? But he looks nothing like my dad. He's not even black for Arceus' sake.

I'm up. What did I miss?

edited 10th Jul '11 4:08:02 PM by PippingFool

Nothing really. Today's really slow, and you're going to be fighting Slouch next.

Oh splendid!

-Gets up and walks out of her room-

I mau have come up with something that isn't on DS's fanfic list. It is rather vulgar, so you'll have to ask me via PM if you are desperate enough to know.

-Is having a meal in a small cafe-

...Hey, Star?

Yes?

You never told me. You said you'd tell me what was bothering you in the morning. So... can you tell me now?

-A short time ago-

<Sonny: "You don't need help with that, gopnik. You're already an-">

"Sonny. Please. Can't you just let this end?"

<Sonny: "... Fine. That tupitsa is a waste of my time anyways.">

-Aside-

<Courtney: "Mmm hmm hmm, how'd you manage to do that at the end?">

<Sonny: "I told him what any of the vory where I'm from would have told him. And he reacted accordingly...">

___________________

-Now-

<Audrey: "Um... Wulfric? You seem a little shaken up... What did you feel from that Xatu?">

edited 11th Jul '11 3:54:39 PM by TracerBullet

-Then.-

Crowley: <I'LL SHOW YOU, YOU STUPID UPSTART! LAKE! LET ME OUT, NOW!!!!!>

Lake: -Picks Crowley's bubble up.- <Sorry, we're going now. Come on.> -Carries him off.-

Crowley: <THIS ISN'T OVER!!!>

-Now.-

Wulfric: <Oh, it was awful Audrey...It was like, the worst film in the history of the universe...>

edited 10th Jul '11 4:36:47 PM by Luke924

<Audrey: "Oh come on, it couldn't have been tha-">

-Gives a brief reading of Xatu-

<Audrey: "... Okay, I was wrong... I didn't know that it was possible to be that off about Tagg's personality... And what was with those actors? They sounded nothing like the people they're supposed to portray!">

Wulfric: <I know...It was...It was...Urgh...> -Clutches head.- <I need a lie down...>