ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Wait... If we're in space, then how are we breathing?

-sees unknown flying around-

Thats why.

edited 4th Mar '11 4:13:12 PM by Littlequeen

I'm guessing their power is why we're not dead. In the meantime, let's marvel at the planet in front of us.

-Sees the Unown-

They want us for something, but I still can't figure out what.

edited 4th Mar '11 4:13:54 PM by rmctagg09

-stares at the planet- Oh wow. It's really pretty!

-We stare at the Earth for a few minutes.-

...Now that's a view.

Lake: <No arguments here.>

Woolly: <...You know what? For once, I'm speechless.>

Really?!

Woolly: <Yep. Really!>

Unknown A: <We are showing you illusions right now. We want you to bring the martions here!>

Unknown B: <Hes just kidding we want you to get palkia to help us.>

Unknown C: <Our own space got ripped.>

Unknown D: <and we don't know why.>

edited 4th Mar '11 4:17:57 PM by Littlequeen

I think I can see Unova from here.

-Hears the Unown-

For what?

edited 4th Mar '11 4:17:15 PM by rmctagg09

So, sorry about accidentally jumping on you Flannery.

Flannery: Whatever. I really need to go to sleep now.

-She starts to her home but falls asleep halfway-

-I decide to call Tagg on my Pokegear-

Hmm... I think I have an idea...

-releases Gallade from his pokeball-

Gallade: ... -stares straight forward-

What, you're not going to ask us why we're floating in space?

Gallade: <I already know.>

Well, that's helpful.

Gallade: <The Unown need Palkia.>

Why?

Gallade: <I don't know.>

edited 4th Mar '11 4:18:08 PM by CalamityJane

-Pokegear rings-

Hey Anom. We're kind of thousands of feet above the planet at the moment.

unknown E: Can you get palkia to fix our home?

Unknown F: You guys have a connection to her.

Unknown G: If you fix it we will reward you.

edited 4th Mar '11 4:20:58 PM by Littlequeen

Your home?

Gallade: <Yes, their home. It's a mess.>

How do you know?

Gallade: <They told me.>

We seem to have an acute lack of a Lustrous Orb to help you with.

-Unown start swarming around us again-

edited 4th Mar '11 4:22:07 PM by rmctagg09

Unknown H: Gallade you are a smart cookie.

Unknown I: It has a big space rip in it.

unknown J: We got sucked out by that thing.

edited 4th Mar '11 4:23:03 PM by Littlequeen

Wow. Pokégear can receive calls even when you're thousands of miles above the planet. They certainly make these things well...Wait, what was all that?

Lake: <The Unown need help fixing their home apparently. Apparently they need Palkia to do it or something.>

Woolly: <Well that shouldn't be too hard. We're pretty much friends with Palkia, aren't we?>

Yep. Woolly's right.

Gallade: <I don't think we can just call her up though. We don't have her phone number.>

Palkia has a phone number?

edited 4th Mar '11 4:25:01 PM by CalamityJane

Unknown K: If our home gets fixed before our party.

Unknown L: we will give you the ability to go to other regions without needing a plane.

Unknown M: We got her phone number.

Unknown N: Its 12345.

edited 4th Mar '11 4:26:16 PM by Littlequeen

Sounds too easy.

-The Unown teleport us again-

-We are now in the Ilex Forest-

Woah! How did we get here?

-wakes up-

wow I felt like my mouth was being used to talk to people.

Unknown A: Hello I am here again! And it was.

edited 4th Mar '11 4:29:02 PM by Littlequeen

I wish they would warn us before teleporting us like...Wait.

-Look around.-

This is...

Woolly: <Ilex Forest!>

Lake: <Johto!>

We're home! Well...Close to home anyway.

Gallade: <Please stop that. She is not a puppet.>

-in the shadows, Celebi is cowering behind a very large tree, staring at the group-

-gets out cell phone and dials 12345-

I hope you're right unknown.

Unknown A: I am. I know it!

Stop using me like a puppet.....

Unknown A: Fine.

-unknown stops using me like a puppet-

edited 4th Mar '11 4:31:11 PM by Littlequeen

Ilex Forest? I haven't been here in years since that time when I helped that kid catch his Farfetch'd.

-Palkia suddenly appears above everyone and stomps her foot on the ground-

Palkia: YOU ALL HAD BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR CALLING ME. -is covered in soap-