Hey
-Riptide comes out of his ball and starts cheering along with Slouch-
Riptide and Slouch: YES!
edited 17th Jun '11 9:11:05 PM by Slouch
Can we go a little faster? Sorry, it's just getting late.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
The Wanderer
Sure.
Cilan: Exeggutor, use Psychic!
-Exeggutor fires a psychic wave at Volcarona-
edited 17th Jun '11 8:43:17 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Guess Who...?
<Shaun: "But how come Nadia didn't come to us and tell us how she felt?">
-Nadia lowers her head-
<Toothless: "... She didn't tell me, but I think it's because she didn't want to seem weak...">
<Shaun: "Oh? But we're teammates... ">
-Nadia is starting to tear up-
<Toothless: "I think that she feels that if she has to ask for help from others outside of a battle, that somehow she's inferior as a Salamence...">
<Shaun: "But there's nothing wrong with asking for help! No Pokemon is an island, after all...">
<Toothless: "I'd really like to continue talking, but I think that Nadia won't be able to speak for me in a bit...">
-Nadia bursts into tears-
-Independent of Nadia, and only audible to Nadia-
<Toothless: "(*sigh*) That could have gone better...">
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
Fwomph
-Takes a few notes on Volocarona-
GO ANOM!
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Volcarona: <Pfft. Like that's going to hurt after a 1.5x boost to my Special Defense. To use a Bug move on you would be unfair, so let's make things interesting. Now then, citizens of Jubilife, break out the AC, 'cause we're expecting a massive HEAT WAVE!>
-Volcarona flaps its wings, sending a wave of searing-hot air with some scales mixed in at Exeggutor-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Hey
Melt his face!
Riptide: And the other ones, too!
edited 17th Jun '11 9:11:36 PM by Slouch
The Wanderer
-Exeggutor faints-
Cilan: It's all up to you Simisage!
-Simisage appears-
Use Acrobatics!
-Simisage jumps and does gymnastics before kicking Volcarona in the face-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Fwomph
Ooh, Simisage...
Though. Might not be much of a challenge to Volocarona.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Hey
Riptide: You gonna just let this monkey kung-fu kick you!?
edited 17th Aug '11 10:09:10 PM by Slouch
Volcarona: <No, I'm not!>
-Volcarona used Bug Buzz!>
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
The Wanderer
-Simisage is hit badly, but is still standing because of its Focus Sash-
Cilan: Use Acrobatics!
-Simisage does the same tricks, except this time it stomps on Volcarona's head repeatedly as its last trick-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Volcarona: <Aww, come on! I don't want to faint yet!>
-Volcarona fainted!-
Down to this. Go, Escavalier!
Escavalier: <With the fall of his 5 weaker allies, it comes down to the GREAT ESCAVALIER versus the stupid Elvis impersonator!>
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Hey
-After Volcarona uses Bug Buzz- That's what I'm talking about!
-Volcarona faints-
...Oh.
-Sees Escavalier-
Look! It's the famous hambug!
Riptide: Oh, goody.
edited 17th Jun '11 9:29:14 PM by Slouch
Thanks, sweetie! 
Too bad I dead. Or fainted.
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Oh look, it's that stupid Escavalier again. I still want to introduce him to Charyb. See if he keeps that attitude up after she's done with him.
edited 17th Jun '11 9:11:03 PM by Mezzopiano
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Dunsparce Cloud
-leans forward slightly- Is that that weird Escavalier?
Diesel: Krick! -hides-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Escavalier: <I, Escavalier, shall slay the monkey! Make the first move, and dare to defy the greatness that is Escavalier!>
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
The Wanderer
Oh look, it's the hambug.
Simisage: -Angrily- <What did you just call me? Slay this!>
-Simisage uses Acrobatics again-
edited 17th Jun '11 9:15:15 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Hey
Riptide: BWAHAHA! This guy is crazy!
I, Slouch, shall vanquish my foes with the greatest of ease! For I am the world's greatest and most noble warrior!
Riptide: No one shall stand in my way, for I am unstoppable! I am ultimate! I! AM! RIPTIDE!
-Riptide and Slouch start laughing and keep doing their Escavalier impressions while cheering Anom on-
edited 17th Jun '11 9:25:33 PM by Slouch
Escavalier: <Okay, that hurt. But this will hurt more!>
-Escavalier used Megahorn!-
edited 17th Jun '11 9:16:05 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Hey
Riptide and Slouch: I REFUSE TO BE DEFEATED BY A MERE MONKEY! I! AM! ESCAVALIER!
edited 17th Jun '11 9:21:52 PM by Slouch
The Wanderer
-Hears Slouch and Riptide-
I, Tagg, shall vanquish this foul simian. Fuck yeah, Escavalier!
-Simisage goes flying and lands knocked out at Cilan's feet-
edited 17th Jun '11 9:19:55 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Hey
-Slouch and Riptide start cheering-
Go, Anom!
Riptide: Not even Simisage could stand up to the might that is the Hambug!
edited 17th Aug '11 10:10:02 PM by Slouch
-Volcarona shivers-
Aww, no! I'm not getting beaten by a stupid palm tree! Wake up, me!
-Volcarona woke up!-
Volcarona: <That's better. Quiver Dance time!>
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!