ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Eurgh...I dunno' right now Tagg. Now I have this to worry about on top of Unite being missing.

Woolly: <HEY!>

-It's at the point Woolly and Unite finally show up.-

Unite: <Hi guys! Did you miss me?>

...

-I simply stare at Unite in shock for a few seconds. Then...-

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! I'VE HAD EVERYONE LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED WE'VE ALL BEEN?!!

-Unite is shocked by my sudden outburst.-

Unite: <...Sorry?>

-I do nothing for a few moments, then let out a sigh.-

...It's all right. I'd just thought you'd ran out on me again.

Woolly: <No Luke! That's not the case at all! In fact, it's sorta' the opposite!>

Lake: <Huh? What do you mean by that?>

Unite: <Er, we can't really say.>

Woolly: <Actually, I think we should Unite. We can't hide this from them forever.>

Hide what from us? What's going on here?

Unite: <Well, you see...>

-Unite and Woolly explain everything to me and Lake.-

Woolly: <Do you understand now?>

-I say nothing, completely flabbergasted by what they just told us.-

Unite: <Now he's the one who can't speak! Is everyone we tell this story too going to freeze up like this?>

Woolly: <I guess so.>

I'm assuming they mentioned the whole Dialga thing?

Yes. Yes they did.

Woolly: <...Luke? Say something. Please.>

...I...But...Buh...

-I look at Lake.-

Did It...Really?

-Lake nods sadly. I look back at Woolly and Unite.-

And...You...

Unite: <That was the plan.>

And then...You...

Woolly: -Nods.- <Yep. Me and Unite are in love.>

And now...You want...to go back in time...Or something?

-Unite nods.-

...

...I think I need to lie down...

-Palkia is absentmindedly playing a mega-version of Jenga while waiting for Unite. His two hours have been up for quite a while now, but she just doesn't have it in her anymore to be angry at him. Which is really saying something.-

- I look somewhat nervous as my Pokémon stare in disbelief, the Pokémon immedietly notice this -

HotStuff: <... Did you know about this?>

Mm-hm... (nods)

HotStuff: <Then why didn't you tell us?>

I didn't want you to worry... Besides, I've decided to stop worrying myself... Although, now that the truth is out, there is something else I must inform you guys of...

- I tell my Pokémon about the nightmares I had been having -

-wakes up and walks out to the common room-

Good morning.

Um, did I interrupt anything? You look a bit bewildered.

HotStuff: <So... What do you think will happen to you, DS?>

I don't know. All I know, is that I'm going to do everything in my power to prevent it from happening.

HotStuff: <Well, then we'll do everything we can to help you.>

Mira: (still laying on the ground, seeming a bit out of it) <Yes... I will protect my master... Even if I were to lose my own life in the process...>

- My other Pokémon also agree to try to help if they can as well -

- I smile -

Thanks everyone.

(Walks out of room, goes to meet Tagg and the others; Maekrite, Dintel and a Xatu are following, the Xatu on top of my head)

— Hey guys!

Dintel — <So, all that means we're gonna be famous? They were all listening to what we were doing, right?>

Maekrite (annoyed) — <No, Dintel. Things don't work that way. I guess Trainer and the others will think of something... so long as they allow me to practice killing thursts with some of them...>

(The Xatu on top of my head shudders and tilts head left and right, reflexively)

Um...This is kind of a bad time Mezzo....Arceus almighty...

Unite: <Listen, Luke. I know you're having a lot of trouble right now, but I need to go and help Palkia. She's in really bad shape right now and I don't want to keep her waiting any longer.>

...Huh? Oh...Okay, you can go...Just be careful, okay?

Unite: <I will. Don't worry.>

-Unite turns to leave.-

Woolly: <Wait, Unite!>

-Unite pauses, turning to look at Woolly.-

Unite: <Yeah?>

Woolly: <I...I want to go with you!>

Unite: <You do?>

Woolly: <Yep! I want to help you with Palkia! Come on, please?>

-Unite gives Woolly a big smile.-

Unite: <...Sure. You can come with me.>

Woolly: <YAY! Oh, um.>

-Woolly turns to me.-

Woolly: <Is that okay with you Luke?>

...Yeah, it's fine...Go on.

Woolly: <Thanks Luke.>

Lake: <Be careful, you two.>

Woolly: <Oh, we will Lake.>

Unite: <No need to worry about that.>

Lake: <Oh, Unite?>

Unite: <Yeah?>

Lake: <When you ran off, I said some really bad things about you. And for that, I'm sorry.>

Unite: <It's okay Lake. To be honest, I'm not really surprised.>

-Unite gazes at Woolly.-

Unite: <Shall we?>

-Woolly smiles, then climbs onto Unite's back.-

Woolly: <Let's go!>

Unite: <Yeah!>

-Unite takes to the air, then begins his flight back to Mt. Coronet.-

Hello Silent.

-Hears Maekrite-

No, we're not making ramming bags out of them, as tempting as that sounds.

- Looks over at Luke and Lake -

... Don't worry, guys. I'm sure everything is going to be okay.

-Palkia has conjured up Giratina the First's old Whack-A-Patrat table and is absentmindedly hitting them with the paddle thing, still waiting-

edited 13th Jun '11 9:46:19 AM by CalamityJane

-Is woken up by sounds of screaming in the hallway-

-Walks out of room-

<Milo: "Urgh... What now?">

"What's going on?"

Posting today will be erratic, to say the least.

edited 13th Jun '11 9:53:41 AM by TracerBullet

You know, I won't even ask.

Unite: <SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY!!!>

-Unite touches down near Palkia, letting Woolly of his back while he's at it.-

Unite: <I'm so sorry! I went back to speak to everyone and I got caught up speaking with Woolly and then we decided we love each other and then I had to talk to Luke and had to explain it all to him and it was really awkward and oh Arceus, we're really sorry!>

Woolly: <It's True! We did get caught up back there! We're really sorry, Palkia!

Yeah...Yeah, I hope so...

-I glance up at Lake, who can see that I'm worried by all this.-

Lake...I'm scared.

Lake: <I know.>

-Lake bends down, then gives me a hug.-

Lake: <I'm worried too. But I'll tell you this Luke: I'm not going to let anything happen to you.>

...Promise?

Lake: <I promise.>

...Thanks Lake.

I don't care about your love life. I only needed someone to help me navigate through Unova, I didn't need you to bring your girlfriend along.

- Smiles -

I'm sure we'll figure out what to do when the time comes, until then, I guess we shouldn't worry so much about it and just try to focus on the tournament and everything else that is happening right now.

Briar Rose: <That's the right attitude!> (giggles) <Life's too short to let bad news keep you down!>

Sunny: <They sound like Yin on a bad day. I wonder what's got them so agitated.>

Didn't I just tell them I didn't want to ask?

Sunny: <Well, maybe you don't, but I'd be interested to know.>

Just let them deal with their own problems.

-Wakes up and heads to the common room, noticing smashed electronic devices on the floor-

Hey, guys.

-Points at the smashed things-

What are these?

-picks one up-

Um, good question. It looks kinda like a microphone, maybe.

Unite: <Again, I'm sorry. But Woolly's here to help too now, so that's a plus.>

Woolly: <We're ready to go whenever you are!>

Hello Straw.

-Gestures to the broken machinery-

These are bugs.

-Milo steps on a crushed bug-

<Milo: "OW! What are these things?!">

"Are the others up yet?"

-Lets Lardna out of Pokeball-

<Milo: "Nah, they slept through that racket... Somehow...">

<Lardna: "Wait, what racket?">

-Hears Tagg-

"Wait. These are bugs?"

edited 13th Jun '11 9:59:49 AM by TracerBullet

Bugs? As in spying-on-you bugs? What would you have needed these for?

I'm assuming Woolly knows Unova like the back of her hand the way you do, Unite?