ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

That's the luck of the draw, I guess.

-Manectric holds firm, even increasing the force of the bite-

-Galvantula begins pumping electricity into it, hoping to shock it off even though it's an Electric-type-

-Earlier-

"Oh boy, this is just going to be fantastic..."

<Kat: "Please don't freak out, please don't freak out, please don't freak out...">

-Releases Milo-

<Milo: "Oh hey, Tracer. Did we get Tangent's Pokemon back yet?">

"Erm... Not quite..."

-Sees assembly of Cubone and Marowak-

<Milo: "What's with all the serious faces? Did someone die or something?">

<Kat: "If you don't shut up, you just might die, okay?">

<Milo: "Yeesh, tough crowd...">

"(*sigh*) Here goes nothing..."

-Releases Vlad-

<Vlad: "Aww... They're all so cute!">

-Runs off and glomps a watching Cubone while the nearby observers scatter-

<Glomped Cubone: "EEEEEK! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!'">

-Vlad is startled and drops the Cubone that he is glomping, who proceeds to run off and cower behind a group of his compatriots-

<"Black Skull": "Are you okay, dude?">

<Glomped Cubone: "(*sniffle*) N-N-No...">

<"Chevron": "I heard stories about these things from those guys from that northern tribe on the mountain, they're supposed to be real monsters...">

<Vlad: "Aww... Wait, why am I out here again?">

<Lardna: "We have to let someone throw a bone at us...">

<Vlad: "What.">

"Hopefully this won't be any worse..."

-Releases Nadia-

<Nadia: "... Wait. What's with the crowd of Cubone and Marowak?">

-Some of the observers begin to back away nervously-

<"Triple Bar": "I-I-Isn't this one of those things that was terrorizing those tribes up north?">

<"Monocle": "Yeah, it took a mob of 20 'waks and 40 'bones to take one of those things down.">

<"Starface": "Wait, wasn't one of these things taken down by a Marowak with a voice like a Kricketune's?">

<Nadia: "Do I want to know, Tracer?">

"You probably don't... Just... Please, try not to kill anyone..."

edited 29th Jun '11 10:28:06 AM by TracerBullet

-Manectric is given a boost in energy from the shocks despite the pain, holding on tighter and tighter-

Manectric: <WAHAH! THIS IS AWESOME!>

(Approaches the health services in the Stadium)

— Hey, could you please heal and check my Nidorino? Seems to have burned somehow, and I have the impression he is lacking his usual energy.

(As the nurse takes Maekrite (who does not exactly complain this time) I approach the TV nearby)

Announcer — "And... so Red wins Yet Anothr Battle...!"

— What...? After all of this... missed the battle...

(Fall to my knees)

— Did not wantttttt~~!!

-Galvantula keeps going, hoping to overload Manetric and blast him off-

-Manectric is finally knocked off, but not unconscious, and after releasing a blast of electricity, jumps right back into the battle-

-Galvantula shoots an Energy Ball right at Manectric's mouth-

-Manectric goes down-

Wattson: I'm shocked you made it this far! WAHAHAHAH! You may have beaten my strongest Pokemon, but I'm not out yet! Magnezone, you're back in the game! Thunder!

-Go on, guess what happens now-

-Galvantula falls-

Fine. Time for my trump card...

-Sends out Drapion-

Drapion: <What are your orders, sir?>

Earthquake that Magnezone!

Drapion: <Right away!>

-Drapion sticks his claws and feet into the ground and makes a tremor-

This match will need to end pretty soon.

With moves like that, it will.

-Magnezone is knocked out-

Wattson: Well then....Ampharos! Thunder!

Drapion: <Take cover!>

-Drapion dives behind a chunk of ground upset by the earthquake, but is singed on the stinger by the Thunder's explosive strike nearby-

Wattson: Thunder Wave!

-Ampharos fires a weaker jolt this time, aiming to paralyze and not injure-

Drapion: <I'm hit! Get a medic over here now! Wait, this isn't a battlefield...>

-He staggers up, and Cross Poisons Ampharos-

-Ampharos staggers, nearly falling over-

Wattson: Come on! Thunder!

-Drapion dodges, and backhands Ampharos-

Drapion: <Son, I faced the Luxray Division back in the war. I know how to dodge a little flint-spark like that.>

Present Day:

Poor Gamer... I mean, not a surprise, but... losing to a trainer that powerful can still be... emotional.

Meanwhile In The Past

Red Skull: <First... the Sandile shall go. Stand in front of that tree. Rising Star, you may have the honor of first bone.>

-the Cubone that was associating with the elders takes their position, with a serious expression-

Rufus: <Fantastic. We need more real justice like this in the human world. ... that was sarcasm, if you couldn't tell.>

Red Skull: <THROW!>

-the bone makes a perfectly vertical arc, striking the Sandile directly between the nostrils-

-the crowd goes silent, waiting for a ruling-

Iron Marrow: <Nosebleed! The Sandile is absolved of all blame!>

Rufus: <Bell, mabee that wabn't so bbad abter all...>

Red Skull: <The Geodude shall go next. Bark-Stripe shall throw.>

Cephas: <Oh, shoot... my nose can't bleed... if I even have one...>

Bark-Stripe: <You aren't the prime offender in my eyes. Perhaps the dead may yet have mercy on you...>

Red Skull: <THROW!>

-the bone arcs around behind, then hits Cephas's hand on the return-

Bark-Stripe: <Ooooh... tough luck, buddy.>

Cephas: <Wait, what?! What's going to happen to me?!>

Iron Marrow: <Back of the hand! Decapitation!>

Cephas: <But... I am my head...>

"Scythe Bone" the executioner: <Oh, good. My job is already done!>

Red Skull: <Double Stripe, you may throw at the Tropius.>

Double Stripe: <Yay! I get to be a prosecutor!>

Basket: <Well... we were lucky so far... but there are a lot of us to go through this...>

Red Skull: <THROW!>

-the bone falls on the ground-

Basket: <That means I can go, right?>

Red Skull: <STRIKE ONE! THROW AGAIN!>

Basket: <...>

-the bone hits Basket in the knee-

Iron Marrow: <Right kneecap! Hunger sanction! No meat may be eaten by the defendant for a month!>

Basket: <...I'm a herbivore...>

Red Skull: <Now, the human who first set his foot astray!>

-everyone looks at me for a moment-

—...oh, is it my turn?

Iron Marrow: <I shall handle this judgment personally.>

—Uh... is that bone metal?

Red Skull: <THROW!>

-the bone strikes me in the arm rather forcefully-

—OOOWWWWWW! Ow! Ow!

Iron Marrow: <Hrm... I can't tell which one this is... is that a break or a bruise?>

Basket: <What is the difference?>

Iron Marrow: <Well, broken right arm means "it's all good, just don't do it again". Bruised right arm means "throw him in the caves away from the light of day for two months".>

Cephas: <Hey look everybody, a distraction!>

Tribe: <WHERE?!>

-throws a rock at my arm-

— OW!

Iron Marrow: <Oh, yeah, that's broken.>

— What happened?!

edited 8th Jun '11 9:15:31 PM by Tangent128

-Ampharos is knocked out-

Wattson: -recalls Ampharos- That was an electrifying battle, Trainer. I see a spark in you. Make sure you never lose it, do you hear? Wahahahah! -walks off, beaming despite having lost-

Thank you for the battle, Wattson. Never lose your spark, either.

Wow, when did it get so late?

-walks off to her room-

Grimsley? You there?

-no response; the room appears empty-

Huh, guess he's still avoiding me. Oh well...

-crawls into bed and swiftly falls asleep-

Grimsley: -gets up from hiding behind the other bed- Oh thank Arceus. He's asleep.

Good night.

-Returns to my hotel room, and falls asleep-

-is asleep, holding DS tightly, and dreaming about being asleep and holding DS tightly-

Yo dog I heard you like sleeping while holding DS so we put a sleeping while holding DS in your sleeping while holding DS so you can sleep and hold DS while you sleep and hold DS.

-blinks-