ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

 Stormchaser 

-Follows-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Brynhilde: "Interesting... That seems useful."

She rubs the ring on her left hand.

Artoria: "I'm not an expert with forests, but it seems a bit quiet...."

There seems to be a relatively recently-worn path going off ahead.

Morag: "There looks to be some sort of path...?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Soujin: "Er... well, it's good you remembered because I forgot..."

The group would see a portal nearby, out of it comes a humid, tropical air.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Channah: -stops and looks around the hedges- So... Guess here's a good place to start training.

A wild SKITTY appeared!

Skitty: <Purrr~>

Channah: Alright. Um, Poison Sting? Gotta know that one...

-instead, Necrobutcher curls up, covered in a dark aura, and throws himself at the poor Skitty-

Channah: -blinks- Er. -frowns as the Skitty retaliates- What was that?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Kalos Route 4 

-To Channah-

That's a shadow move. Shadow Pokémon only have Shadow moves until you've opened their hearts enough. They're super-effective against all non-Shadows, regardless of type, from what we've been able to glean.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Stormchaser

<Oh, cheese and sprinkles,> Sunny muttered before she took the Outrage. Colt returned her after the attack, not even doubting that Sunny would not be able to battle anytime soon.

Colt promptly threw forth an Ultra Ball. A blindfolded Lucario smirked and threw a punch from a distance in the direction of Fluffles II. A gust of wind shot forth and would probably make contact.

Makbeliv

The portal opened up. Colt looked at it from a distance, not even considering touching it.

"Yo, is that the next stop?"

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Necrobutcher is now trying to tear the Skitty apart, limbs first, sending them rolling around the field-

Skitty: <Eeeeep!> -untangles itself and runs away through the hedges-

Channah: Interesting. This'll be a challenge. So... You had Shadow Pokemon, didn't you? How'd you go about it?

Necrobutcher: <Deaths to kitty cats!> -scuttles around looking for more-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-Anna flinches as she takes the super-effective attack.-

Anna: <Ah! I like, you, Carbon. No foreplay, just straight to the rough part.>

-She leaps at him with a Double Kick.-

---

-AU!Shaun observes their vehicle.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

 Route 4 

-To Channah-

I did have the advantage of Reshiram shooting Almia's Luminous Crystal and doing a mass purification, so I didn't have to deal with a Shadowed Doc for that long, but despite his words he was actually relatively unaggressive for a Shadow mon. Probably had something to do with being the Audino equivalent of a toddler at the time.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-"A shirtless Homer sits in a chair putting a large bag of ice on his now disgustingly black and purple chest."-

Homer: -sigh- that feels sooooo much better. Now then -turns to Mor and Mokuba- *...this is weird, it's all weird, Pokémon shouldn't talk* Why are you two asking about where babies come from?

Mokuba: <My friend says that babies come from a cave, but my other friend says a dragonite brings them in a bag.>

Mor: <I thought babies came from eggs that float on clouds.>

-"Homers eyes go wide for a bit, then he rubs the bridge of his nose in annoyance."-

Homer: I don't want to do this, I really don't want to do this.

Freyja, jumping onto the counter: <Then allow me> :3

Homer and Anubis, very worried: NO!

Freyja, to the two baby mons: <You see, a baby is made when a male who is able to produce babies, we'll call him... Andy, and a female who can produce babies, we'll call he Fran, meet each other. They fall in love, or more likely get really drunk, and go back to one of their apartments. The two then *beep* *beep *beep* right in the *beep*. They'll *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* PB&J sandwhich *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* cattle prod *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Super Mario bros *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* black clover *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Skitty and Wailord *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Mike Myers *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Moon stone *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Mc.Donalds *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* and *beep*. Then, nine months later, a baby is born.>

-"Mokuba and Morrigan look at Freyja with confusion."-

Mokuba: <Huh, I'll I heard was a beeping noise?>

Mor: <Me two.>

Melly, to Freyja: <Yeah, I went into their minds and censored that, I censored all of that.>

-"Homer and Anubis, who weren't censored, look at Freyja with horror."-

Homer: Oh my god! What the hell is wrong with you!?

Anubis: <For the love of god go see a psychiatrist you nut job!>

Zagreus: <What happened to the PB & J sandwich?>

edited 23rd Jun '18 3:25:02 PM by OlympianSoul

Let's all have fun

-Suddenly, something on Medea's person rings-

Medea: -sighs- Speaking of, there's the boss.

Odin: How come she trusts you with the phone and not- wait don't answer that.

-Medea pulls a communicator out of her cloak and listens to it-

Mmm... I understand... Alright, we'll take care of it.

-hangs up and turns to Bryn-

Trouble on this side of town. Care to lend us a hand?

Enzo: <Finally! Feels like we were stuck here forever!>

Umbra: Well... Shall we?

Contact Me!

Brynhilde: "I would be glad to join you."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Channah: -nods- Huh, okay... Honestly, Necrobutcher doesn't seem that smart, so maybe I can take advantage of that. -digs in her bag and brings out some treats- Brought these to maybe bait him when he gets tired from battling. If that's effective, then we'll initiate Step Two.

Necrobutcher: -is already engaging in another fight, this time with a Flabébé-

Flabébé: <What the hell is wrong with you?! Aagh!> -gets knocked out by a particularly strong Shadow Blitz-

Channah: -looks on in mild approval-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Chum: <Looks like it. All the water was nice, but...>

He hops in.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Odin: Let's do this!

-they pay the bill and head out-

-Everyone jumps in!-

Contact Me!

-The gust of air knocks her back, but Fluffles II charges forward.-

Kaisei: "Fuck."

-She's locked into Outrage and cannot be recalled.-

-One supposes Fluffles II did not like having her collar taken.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Makbeliv

-With a flourish to draw the strange phenomenon of the keytarblade to him, Pent steps through the portal-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

 Route 4 

-To Channah-

Step Two being?

-As Necrobutcher knocks out the Flabébé-

Well, it depends, Shadow mons have a lot of their personalities locked away so there's no telling what he'll be like once actually purified.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Desert Temple Core

-The robed woman is still there, watching Down's evolution.-

-She gives a sort of half smile-

-Reaches out and lightly pats Down's head-

-She nods-

~blip~

-And she's gone, leaving another feather.-

Kainé:<Tch...fucking weirdo.>

-Sword shake-

<I'll tell the king later. Let's just concentrate on getting back to Nier and the others, alright?>

R S M

Nier:<Yeah...a lot of people used to come here and salvage scrap years ago. Used them to build weapons or armor, sometimes houses. Heard there were a lot of these working automatons in the old world...guess they're all gone now.>

-Remember that light ball from the temple?-

-SHOOM!-

-Pewching!-

Weiss:Geh-!

-The book lands on Nier's head-

-grumble grumble-

Recovered a second Sealed Verse!

-Sylph giggles at the sight before going to follow Shinobi-

---

-Atop the scaffold is what looks to be a large stone pier, or perhaps a runway, leading out toward a bleak, gray ocean. Opposite that, large double doors lead into the factory proper.-

-The corner of one is bent outward, like something busted its way out.-

-Heat radiates from the opening...along with a pungent, copper-like smell-

Stormchaser

The Lucario responded to the Outrage with indifference and a Dark Pulse. Oh, he had taken damage, but, as a Steel-type, not a lot.

And the Dark Pulse would be particularly powerful, if it had connected.

Makbeliv

When in [Rome], Colt shrugged as he stepped through the portal.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Mezzo: Okay, hold on. You're saying you met an alternate version of Jenna...

Pianis: ...Who was teamed up with an alternate version of me...

Mezzo: ...and they didn't want you to have Astral because of being the harbinger of death or something...

Pianis: ...but then whatever ritual they did was finished...

Mezzo: ...and that's why we have a moon god on board the ship now?

Fortis: Uh huh!

Astral: <That is mainly correct.>

Pianis: That's just confusing.

Fortis: They were being mean and said I would control Astral and use her as a weapon but that's not true!

Mezzo: Well hold on. What about that alternate version of you that tried to kill me?

Fortis: Huh?

Siren: <She's got a point.>

Pianis: Yeah... she, er, you, were a big Yveltal fanatic. Maybe that's what they were frightened of.

Fortis: But that's not me! Well uh it is but not me me! I can be a good girl!

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Brynhilde follows them out.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Channah: Right, I meant using that now for purifying. Anyway - -as a pair of Combee try to sneak up behind Necrobutcher- Hey, behind you - step two is the love bomb. It's, it's like hazing for babies. My brother used to do that with his new captures, but -

Necrobutcher: -spins around to lash out at the Combee, eyes blazing- <Combeesken? Pfah, stupid cheerios! I will showings you stingers!!> -uses Shadow Rush, slamming one across the road-

Channah: - the name was ironic. I tweaked it a little. Man, uh, he's got a lotta energy.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-wherever the Morendos currently are, someone else with blue hair enters the room, followed by someone with green hair-

-the person with blue hair catches sight of Astral-

Guillaume: ...Ever?

Ever: Yes?

Guillaume: ...Why are you covering my eyes?

Ever: Who can say where our hands find themselves?

-they wave to Mezzo-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Mezzo waves to Ever-

Mezzo: Hi, we were just discussing the giant bat in the room.

Siren: <Here's a tip: Try making a disguise.>

Astral: <What?>

Siren: <A disguise, you know, so people don't see the huge moon bat? You know how to do illusions, right?>

Pianis: She's got a point.

Siren: -shifts to her Lapras disguise- <Like this.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.