-The group is here, Odin scarfing down a burger while Medea adresses Bryn-

Medea: So, what do you do for... A living or what not?

Jean: ...How could I forget this world still has the Internet.

-starts scrolling-

Reina: -thinks- Hmm. These are good points...

Lina: We don't have many options though...

Eliot: <Fine. But I'm keeping an eye out.>

Shizuo: Rrgh... Let's just go clockwise.

-the group heads through-

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Other!Jab: <Ack!>

-he gets a spike in the paw, and hops back-

Jab was poisoned!

Other!Jab: <The only fruit getting mashed here is you!>

-flickering back and forth in a series of tiny fireballs, he dashes at Veld from the side that isn't holding the fugu-

Jab used Slash!

Jab: <Gah! Stupid doors.>

-he breathes an Icy Wind onto the latch, before hitting it with a Brick Break-

<Good thing there's no four-move limit here, huh?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Lumiose

<So the rectangles are called internets?> Pichu the Second asked.

Stormchaser

Sylveon, barely even having the energy to summon any sort of barrage, yields. She slammed her paw down twice, confirming to her trainer that she's done battling for now.

Colt thusly returned her and sent out Sunny, the Delphox excited to begin.

So excited her trainer's hands hadn't even returned to their pockets before she attempted to blast Athena with a Mystical Fire.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Le comme chez soi

-Danny+family walk in-

Mrs. Beaufort: Oh Luis, remember when we used to come here when we were younger?

Mr. Beaufort: Yup, all those years ago before we were married! Those golden days of travelling the world...

-they continue to reminisce about the past-

Danny: <Can you guys stop being embarrassing and just get a table?>

-they get a table and sit at it-

Erstatz alliance

-Eva is trying on scientist outfits while Merah is looking at cool fedoras-

Merah: <I really like this red one.>

Eva: We need to stay on track and find a transform item for Borealis. But how does this labcoat look on me?

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I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

AU, Snow Fields

Soujin follows Shizuo in.

Ersatz Alliance

Connie: <Oh, guess I should tell you... now that you've put the skates on... you have to take my place.>

N's Castle

Maggie: "Well, whatever it is, we'll be ready. Hopefully."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Scarlette smiles, and rushes up to greet them again.-

Scarlette: Everything's all right. I... will need to go back to the other world, though, after we're done catching up here.

-In an alleyway in the shadows, a Zoroark is waiting, checking his phone.-

Zoroark Purple: <She said she'd be here by now...>

Mako: <...Hey, Near, you seen Mason around today?>

Near: ~He left early. Wanted to stick to the shadows in mon form for a while. Said he was training.~

Mako: <...Is... like, is Taryon or Namine or anyone with him?>

Near: ~No.~

Mako: <...All right, what the hell is that dumbass doing.>

Near: ~He seemed embarrassed by something.~

Mako: <Fucking furries.>

-Taryon's voice echoes from the other room.-

Taryon: <Excuse me, I heard my name and what sounded like an insult against fur, and I'll have you know I'm proud of being well-groomed, thank you very much!>

-Mako faceclaws.-

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-A purple and black Blaziken, equal parts scale and feathers, struts toward Zoroark Purple.-

Anna: <Carbon, I presume?>

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-AU!Shaun shrugs and nods.-

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-Athena falls to a knee.-

Athena: <Loathe I doth say this, but I yield.>

-Kaisei recalls her. He reaches for a Luxury Ball but then decides to go for a Heal Ball.-

Kaisei: "You know what they say..."

-He releases an Arcanine.-

Fluffles: <Fight fire with wire!>

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"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Zoroark Purple turns around as Anna approaches-

Zoroark Purple: <Yeah, that's me. You're Anna, right?>

-He chuckles at her appearance.-

Zoroark Purple: <You never mentioned we match colors.>

A black-haired woman followed by a shiny Delphox approaches Artoria and Corrin, looks down at a paper, and looks back up at the two.

Mòrag: "Excuse me, but are you two looking for a Mordred?"

Artoria whirls around.

Brynhilde: "I'm an archaeologist, though it's... been a short while since I've done any actual archaeology."

"You?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Jenna(?): You want to go back? Why?

Lily(?): Don't worry, I'll be right behind you.

Astral: <I can return you both whenever you wish.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Stormchaser

<Bursting with fear,> Sunny added as she pulled out the stick she used for spellcasting and rammed it into the ground, coating the arena in something very weird.

“We all shall die!” Colt whisper-shouted, his hand on his headphones.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Medea: We got roped into this Phantom Force. Superhero buisness.

Odin: -face stuffed with food- It's pretty nifty!

Jean: Close but not quite, kid.

-The group opens a door to find themselves here with a woman and her Treecko sunbathing-

Archer: Yo?

-the woman and her Treeko look over-

Was there a dragon problem a few years back?

Treeko: <Barely.>

Woman: I was a Jangmo-o.

Archer: Thank you, have a nice day!

-they exit-

Archer: Great, now what?

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N's Castle

-Pent takes a deep breath of the atmosphere and starts pacing-

It's a trap. A definite trap intended for a cast less observant than ours.

-He stops and lines up a shot at the gate before stopping himself-

It's quite unfortunate then, that failure is our only option. The Megabug will enforce it's rules and story harder than we have the means to stop it.

-He hated that really. While this plot seemed benign enough, it was a worrying precedent if such a story were to come that was intending to harm it's heroes-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Space Tunnels

Soujin: "Check the next one? I'm assuming Alex is checking them off as we go."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

"The chair recognizes the god that could probably reduce me to starting form," Silas remarked with a slight chuckle.

"Roll for it."

the die were rolled.

"Okay 17, With your knowledge of spacial anomalies-"

"It becomes clear that the Crystal itself is fake, merely a projected image, in fact this entire anomaly seems to be projected."

Daniel whistled, "Fake ey Sorceress? You think we should fly into it?"

JD sighed.

JD turned to GP and GT and spoke; <Look, I just need access to the dorms. This is important, don't you want to help?>

The two spoke in unison, <We do but rules are rules!>

JD took a deep sigh, <What would it take for me to get a access pass to see the site itself?>

The two looked at each other, <Well... You could try getting a day pass, someone would come to watch you but you'd be allowed to move.>

<Security, you'd have to forfeit a lot to be allowed in.>

<Hope you aren't carrying anything too dangerous.>

JD laughed nervously, <Oh you two->

And then quickly contacted Clever, <Teleport my blaster out now.>

JD's still body jerks a bit as anything dangerous on his person is teleported away.

<So... with that restriction, I could see the dorms?> JD asked.

<Your partner carries a Interpol badge, if you have reasonable suspicion that something is wrong, a warrant isn't entirely necessary, rather you'd be allowed to move within limitations, but for a advanced Police Pory such as yourself it shouldn't be any problem!>

JD nodded, it wasn't completely untrue.

<So... can we get that pass?>

<Absolutely! Your trainer should be able to pick it up at the desk now, a security guard will meet with you shortly!>

<Trainer?> JD said as he begun to leave, <No. That man in the trenchcoat sleeping in the chair, is me->

And he was gone.

Pi and Theta looked at each other and said, <HWHAT?!>

JD's eyes flutter, systems booting up, he stretches and looks over at the weird puppet body Sholto is using, "Okay. I worked something out, that Interpol badge should've come out sooner but we're good to go."

Lumiose Descartes University Admission

Sholto is heading outside when JD looks at him. The hat twists but the rest of the body doesn't move.

Sholto: "We do? What about the warrant?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

JD adjusts his outfit and starts to scan his surroundings, "Keep that on the backburner, for now. We've got a watchdog, we'll be limited in our movements but we'll be allowed access... reasonable suspicion after all," he explained.

-Corrin quickly turns to face the black-haired woman-

Corrin: Yes, that's exactly who we're looking for! Have you heard anything from or about her, ma'am?

Scarlette: Well, when I was still stuck there without my memories, I... there's a lot to it, but long story short, I have friends there who want to help me with stuff. Getting the Nihilego poison out of my head, and getting me a prosthetic for my arm. And even then, I... I feel like I have unfinished business dealing with Team Iron. I can't run away from that.

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Jenna(?): Uh, okay then. Just make sure you bring Lily back in one piece.

Lily(?): I'll be fine, Jen, don't worry.

Astral: <If you're ready, climb onto my back again.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-Scarlette grins-

Scarlette: She'll be fine. I'm the one with a history of not being in one piece.

-She turns toward Astral, nodding.-

Scarlette: I'm ready.

-She climbs on, clinging as tightly as she can-

Montu tries to look around to get a glimpse at Trousers, but the fact he's still slung over Oppenheimer's back like a sack of potatoes.

Montu: <Uh! Nice to meet you Trousers, sir. And just to let you know, my name is Montu. It's the name of an ancient war god...>

Montu looks around from what he can see.

Montu: <Um! Nice decor you have here, sir. You spend a lot of time around here?>

I'm having to learn to pay the price

-Lily climbs aboard as well, and Astral flies off into a wormhole...-

-...appearing here after a short period-

Fortis: Oh my gosh!

Noelle: Whoa! What happened to you two?

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-Scarlette gets off of Astral's back, wobbling slightly.-

Scarlette: Astral evolved. That's what happened.

-She gestures up toward the Lunala in question.-

Scarlette: And we went home for a bit. I got to see my parents again.

-Now that they're in the light again, everyone can see that Scarlette's been crying recently. She's smiling, though, so they have to have been happy tears.-

Fortis: That's Astral? Oh my gosh!

Astral: <Hello, Mother.>

Fortis: Mother?

-Fortis immediately hugs Astral-

Fortis: Aww, you really do think I'm your mommy!

Noelle: We got accosted by this woman in a black cloak that lectured us on why Fortis shouldn't be allowed to wield a legendary's power, and then she took off her hood and it turned out she was your sister.

Lily(?): Wait, my sister?

Noelle: Yeah, your sister Jenna, but I think she was from another timeline.

Lily(?): Okay, that's even more confusing.

Noelle: She left after she couldn't contact her partner. I'm glad Astral is okay, at least.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Gabe: -in character- Yep, it's probably a trap.

Lina: We're gonna have to make do, yeah...

-The group heads a bit further to find two pedestals-

Reina: These are probably where we put the so-called Relics of Goodness...

Alex: -updating a holographic display- I am, yeah.

Locke: -sighs- Let's try again...

-they head through another tunnel-

-The group emerge on a beach, seeing a man and his Crabrawler-

Shizuo: Excuse me, did you guys have a dragon problem a few years back?

Crabrawler: <Of course not!>

Shizuo: Oh thank-

Man: The Tapu fougt them off easily after the initial bombs!

Shizuo: ...DAMN IT ALL!

-he uproots a palm tree and sends it hurtling into the ocean-

-Suddenly, through his rage, something occurs to him-

...Wait, Tapu. This is Alola, right?

Crabrawler: -a bit startled- <Y-Yes it is!>

Shizuo: I have an idea.

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