ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Mandrake is here, staring at the letters, trying to tell what R S M could be a part of.

Mandrake: <You were certainly right about this place being abandoned...>

Gogie: <Uh, well, I dunno for sure about the coming back to life thing, but... well, people from your world or something like it seem to be having this happen often. Heck, Julius seems to be one of the weird ones for *not* getting turned into a Pokemon.>

Azelle: <Uh, long story... sounds like you have some kind of amnesia?>

<And uh...>

Well, Arvis already thinks I'm his brother. Playing along a bit couldn't have negative consequences... right?...

<...I'm from Velthomer.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Kaisei: "I wish. Nah, I can only change with my armband."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Stormchaser

“Do you have your armband?” Colt asked as he used an illusory hand to don his Obscuric Gloves. Just in case a Leafeon’s foliage was a little sharper than anticipated. They know Leaf Blade, right?

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Leeya: Well...

-pulls out the node from the Victreebell-

It's about this.

Arvis: Interesting...

...Wait. That Robin fellow we were going to talk to before the dragon interrupted. Where is he?

Deirdre: <Oh! I remember there... Are you from my world?>

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 Stormchaser 

-Looking at the node-

What is that? Aura feels very... glitchy.

edited 18th Jun '18 9:22:16 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Brie: Hey, Ever, I gotta go.

Ever: Huh?

Brie: Uh, you know. Stuff calls.

Ever: Ah. Stuff.

Guillaume: ...Good luck with stuff, I guess?

Brie: Thanks!

-she sends out Skyfire-

Skyfire: <Oh, hey Guillaume.>

-Guillaume waves in pleasant noncomprehension-

Brie: Our break's over, Skyfire.

Skyfire: <...Ah.>

Ever: Wait, wh—

-and they're gone-

Ever: ...Right then.

Guillaume: ...Your cousin's rather odd.

Ever: Are not we all?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Kai heavily considers adding more to the message, but just sorta "aaaaaaaaaaa"s and heads to bed to sleep off the teleport lag-

-Kaisei fishes his armband out of his pocket.-

---

Shaun: "Anyone seen Jamie?"

Tsuboi: <I did see Jamie/With a strange Mightyena/I know nothing of.>

Beowulf: <...should we be worried?>

Midna: <Oh, relax, Blades, he can take care of himself.>

Beowulf: <I have a name you know.>

-Midna just grins devilishly and Minimizes into Shaun's shadow.-

Shaun: "Play nice, you two."

Midna: <Sorry, but Blades and I aren't in the same egg group.>

Beowulf: <...hard pass.>

Midna: -Yawns- <Don't flatter yourself.>

-Shaun opens the box from Kaisei.-

-Inside is an bladeless sword hilt and a framed picture of an older (but probably not wiser) Shaun and Jessica, each holding a baby. Shaun holds a girl, and Jessica holds a boy - who notably appears to be an Eevee gijinka.-

Shaun: "What."

"This is almost as bad as the grapes."

---

-Jessica appears beside Ever and points a thumb at them.-

Jessica: "They're right, you know."

-Aaaannnnndddd she's gone.-

edited 18th Jun '18 9:57:22 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Stormchaser

“I understand this is a strange request,” Colt started. “But could you put it on so I could be a little more passionate with my pets?” He asked. “I kinda need this,” he said.

A voice coughed from Colt’s backpack. “You judge me audibly!” He said into its infinite void.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Gogie: <Maybe somewhere around here? I could try texting him.>

Azelle: <...Yeah.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Current movie: Iron Man 3

Diane: ...Geez. Skydiving is scary when you don't have an easy out.

Kai: Skydiving is scary even when you do. My Pokeform used to be a Noctowl, remember?

Diane: Oh, yeah, back in the good old days.

Kai: I think I've totally forgotten how to fly.

Diane: Tell you what, if you ever turn back into one, I'll teach you myself.

Kai: Aw, that's sweet.

Diane: That's what BFFs do, isn't it?

Kai: Hell yeah.

-Diane grins, but it slips as she keeps watching.-

Diane: Gods, now I'm remembering the time I skydove with Lucius. Without a parachute. What a fucking dick move, younger me.

Kai: You... did sorta have a reckless phase, yeah.

Diane: I had an asshole phase, Kai, please don't sugarcoat it.

Kai: Hey, I didn't stop you, I was also kind of a dick.

Diane: Couple of big bullies, the two of us, huh?

Kai: Yep. I'll be glad not to look back on some of the stuff we did.

Daydre appears with Sylvie, entering with the requisite sword noise. The former has bags under her eyes but looks otherwise normal.

Marco: <How do you bite someone by accident...>

Friendo makes a direction indicative accordion noise.

off the shits

Lin slams her fist on the desk, rocking the red butterfly mask also lying there. "Damn. Not a single damn lead, and this is what we're here to prevent. There has to be something more we can do."

Muramasa: <We could take a nap.>

Lin: "Did I ask for your opinion, Muramasa?"

A Bisharp looking out the window glances back. <You did imply that you wanted suggestions. However useless Muramasa's suggestion is, it was prompted.>

Lin: "Whatever."

There's a long pause as she stands over the desk, before she grabs her mask, and sends out a shiny Delphox, her Kommo-o, and a Staraptor.

"Morag, take Brighid, Zhu, take Muramasa and make sure she doesn't slack off. Zia, with me. We'll go have another look around."

She clutches at her mask, looking outside.

"I won't let Iris get away with this. Not while I have anything to say about it!"

There's a knock on the door.

Lin quickly sets her mask down on the desk, before going and opening it.

There's a pizza delivery guy standing outside. "Miss, uh, Pendragon?"

Lin: "Yes? Oh, right, the pizza I ordered. Yeah."

She pays for the pizza, and quickly goes back inside.

"I lied, we're having pizza first, then we'll go investigate."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Silas gave Gabe a look as Tae cracked up laughing hard.

Silas shook his head, "Okay..."

Whiskers lead everyone on board, the interior of the ship itself straightforward and utilitarian, "I got it on sale! Now everyone find your cabins, we ship out very soon!"

"Of course no one there knew how quickly things would fall apart..."

<How quickly?>

With everyone in their places, the ship would lurch and start moving, getting a fair distance away from the Space Port before activating it's fold engines and warping out.

"Anyone wish to do anything before we move onto the first encounter?"

Game Night

Hazard: <...That sale comment makes me a bit nervous. I'm gonna have Lei try and do a check over to see if the ship looks like it's got anything obviously broken or something.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Kaisei: "Oh, you can be...passionate when I'm like this."

-He coughs.-

Kaisei: "Sorry unlike my sister I don't hunt down girls at bars"

-He slips on his armband and turns into his Leafeon form.-

Kaisei: <Have at it.>

---

-Niles looks up.-

Shigure: <Is something wrong?>

Niles: "Not at all, dear."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

J-Con

Colt and Ammy walk in the direction indicated.

OW - Game Night

“Can’t think of anything,” Colt considered. Lucario stayed out of the conversation.

Stormchaser

“No problem!”

And so he starts scratching under the Leafeon’s chin and stroking the back of his head with almost tangible enthusiasm.

Hasslemon

LE: Seriously! I’m right here!

PP: Do you think your sarcastic nature, recently revealed to Colt due to him now being able to understand Pokémon, wouldn’t slowly drive a wedge between the two of you?

KG: He said it himself. You judge him.

LE: So do you!

SC: True, but your negative nature means that you prioritize the flaws in your trainer’s character. That’s basically the same as trolling.

liberalEsuna left the conversation.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Ever: See? The teleporting foxgirl agrees with me.

Guillaume: -stares blankly-

Ever: So, how's tricks?

Guillaume: ...How is it every time I run into you, I become less and less convinced I know anything about the world?

Ever: I'm magical that way.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Kaisei purrs loudly.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Leeya: It seems to be some kind of node... Runs by installing a computer program or something into it.

Jackie: The bad news is once it's attached to the neck or equivalent region of a Pokemon it completely overrides their nervous system. It's so severe that if the connection is severed too quickly and suddenly the Pokemon can easily die.

Leeya: Case in point! We found it on a dead Victreebell that was chasing a couple other J-Teamers.

Alonya: -looking concerned- I think I know where this might come from...

Arvis: <Please do.>

Deirdre: <Could you show me around then? I'm kind of lost...>

Gabe: -in- character- We're gonna craaaaaaaaash!

Beep-O: <Greetings, all of you! Today we're heading to the location known as N's Castle! It seems to be haunted... And of course Rabbid-infested.>

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