pain peko
Shaun: "...how the fuck do they know?"
-He crouches down and looks around before realizing how idiotic he looks.-
Shaun: -sighs- "I need to check the Stormchaser for bugs. Anyway, I don't know any surgeons unless you count Beowulf but he's more of a field medic. And both the rumors are true."
"Hey what the hell is a grape?"
Mako: <That seems very common among peoplemons.>
Lucina: "I'd rather not, yes."
"So, this festival is rather interesting."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
The Flamebringer
She nods. "It's certainly something."
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
The Wanderer
Stormchaser
-Has mostly stayed inside to watch the E3 livestreams-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Silas laughed a bit before pulling out the pDroid and scrolling through saved pages, showing Shaun the page in question, "Weird Theories is just a nicer name for Crack theories."
The evidence displayed made no sense and was rather like the 60s Zubatman show where because the letter addressed to the commissioner was delivered on the 3rd of January, the Riddler was responsible. It was nonsense masquerading itself as smart, which only became more evident with one of the posts.
Yeah, if that's the case maybe he's related to some old witch as well!
The posts following it were even sillier, coming up with wild ideas.
Silas had a rather smug grin on his face, "Well that just confirms some own theories of my own."
~That TNF may have seers on board with no idea how they control their powers to see into the J-Team's goings on?~
"That and the fact that all the crazy theories at this point must be true," Silas said.
"As for grapes, they're a fruit of sorts grown here in Kalos, commonly fermented to make wine.
As for Maggie, "That's good, that's good. Moving up in the world."
edited 11th Jun '18 8:49:17 PM by EchoingSilence
Dunsparce Cloud
-Ever and PEFE!Every are still here, wandering-
PEFE!Every: Was that Brie?
Ever: No, that was a Kai cosplayer. Jeez, pay attention.
-PEFE!Every blinks-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Tale: <Hm, in that event, I feel it is best I leave you to stew in your awkwardness, then, provided there is nothing else that you'd care to talk about on an unrelated manner?>
Maggie: "Yup."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
pain peko
Shaun: "Grapes...are real?"
Mako: <Actually, have you seen a man in a gray trenchcoat or a girl with Vulpix ears and tails?>
Lucina: "Amazing how so many people idolize them."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
The Flamebringer
edited 11th Jun '18 9:33:11 PM by Izshta
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
pain peko
Lucina: "That's an interesting way to think of it."
-A shiny Gardevoir slips a piece of paper into Jessica's jacket pocket and teleports away.-
-Elizabeth is lying on her bed, high on Skittynip, earbuds in. She's surrounded by four body pillow - one each of Niles, Robin, Umbra, and Phaz.-
Elizabeth: "Life is good."
-Christina sighs from the other side of the room.-
Christina: <I'm really worried about you...>
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Rikuo: <I dunno. Everything? I never really spent too much time around humans before. And I'm okay, you can stop petting me now.> He attempts to wriggle out of Colton's grasp.
Friendo: <-scolding accordion noises->
Rikuo: <I was only gonna be gone a little bit, it's not like I need to tell her everything right?>
off the shits
The Flamebringer
Lin: "I can be philosophical when I want to."
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Flying Colors
From: Kai
Hey so
Weird question
Did you ever meet Alice
The one that died and got brought back with Lucius
Dunsparce Cloud
To: Kai
From: Brie
who? :?
Brie: Uh, did you know that Lucius died?
Amanita: Yeah, didn't everyone know that?
Brie: What did I miss
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Flying Colors
From: Kai
this suddenly got even harder to explain
Dunsparce Cloud
-Brie turns several shades of red-
Brie: Um.
Amanita: What's going on?
Brie: Here, take this coat, I can't deal with this while I'm dressed as Kai.
-she hands Amanita the coat, revealing a second cosplay, this one of Shaun-
Amanita: Why did you—
Brie: Just hold the coat for a sec?
Amanita: -sighs, and puts on the coat, which fits her a little better- I still think this is weird.
Brie: I mean, your hair has some shades of red.
Amanita: Your hair is—
-...-
-...-
Amanita: What color is your hair?
Brie: I have literally no idea. I flew too close to the sun on that one.
Amanita: Like, with hair dye, or—
Brie: No, like literally.
To: Kai
From: Brie
well uh! :O
Are you back at the Frontier already? I'm not sure this is the kind of conversation we can have over text :S
I'm at J-Con right now but I could meet you somewhere? ^_^;;
Flying Colors
From: Kai
Stormchaser
Got the next few days off bc J-Con but also im sorta freaking out about this so I didn't want to be an anxious wreck in the middle of the con
edited 11th Jun '18 11:12:59 PM by BittersweetNSour
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-a particular green-haired girl who is once again wearing a Fortis cosplay is walking down the halls-
Noelle: Hm hm hmm~ Another good day, huh?
Airy: <Yep~>
Noelle: Yeah. I'm glad the con is in Lumiose this time around. It means...
-Noelle walks past the door to Fortis' cabin, then pauses-
Airy: <Huh?>
Noelle: Something's not right.
-she opens the door a crack-
Noelle: Fortis? Are you in there?
-no response-
-she opens it all the way-
-the room is in clear disarray; the window is shattered, the carefully arranged pile of pillows here is now just a clumsy heap, and the heat lamp has been turned off-
-on top of the pillow pile is a Cosmog plushie whose smile at Noelle seems a bit eerie-
-attached to it is a note-
There are many things that people call you. Heroes, saviors perhaps. Fighters toward a better world. How convenient, isn't it, that you find yourselves in that role despite causing still more destruction and disarray? You think you can be the hero and save the day simply by fighting anything that stands in your path.
Children can't be expected to understand how the world works.
That is why I have taken matters into my own hands. Yes, I have taken the star child, and will soon commence the ritual to awaken it. A being of such power does not belong in your hands. Fear not, for I have provided you with a replacement appropriate to your maturity level.
-Noelle looks to the Cosmog plushie; its smile seems much more unsettling now-
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
-a Tropius watches the new J-Team cartoon-
Basket: <I dunno. It's definitely better, but it's not nearly as snarkable now, so maybe it's worse?>
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Fwomph
J-Con
-There's a commotion as the Maiden pushes her way through the crowds and as her Noctowl swoops in with an anomalous shriek most of the formless masses around her and the Mimikyu cosplayer feel compelled to back away-
Maiden: F-for the s-ssss...
Noctowl: Stay on focus. "For the sake-"
Maiden: For the sake of all futures, t-the dreaded asshats at the Br- The Brass Cartel has required this slaying. Please understand.
-With the path clear she starts to run, in a moment there is a blade where there was none before-
~Snickt~
-The lower half of the Mimikyu costume falls to the ground in a crumple of fabric... But the top half remains floating, at least until it falls to the side revealing the Magnezone with a tablet computer taped to its top-
Jammer: Deception successful.
-Around the edges of the cleared space one of the cosplayers dissolves into pink goo that flows into the fray as several pokeballs are tossed in to surround the Maiden with a number of other mons ready to fight. The pink goo manifests into a clearly off-looking policeman-
Shift: <We have you surrounded. You have the right to remain silent. Stay in with your hands up.>
Maiden: I... I can fight you all! You will burn for this treachery!
Noctowl: Extract.
Maiden: I can... Fine. Fine.
-For a moment some verd- brassy light surrounds her and she and the owl are gone in a flurry of metal and fabric. There is some tense moments as everyone tries to catch up on what just happened but once it seems clear that noone's been harmed most of the crowd just starts applauding like it was some purposeful display-
Jammer: Contact. Containment unsuccessful. Readings available.
-A voice crackles out of the tablet, Pent's voice-
Regroup at the food court then we can actually enjoy this convention.
edited 12th Jun '18 12:02:41 AM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Trans Terminus Homo
J-Con, Sergey
Sergey smiled lightly
Sergey: "May I ask how long you two've been with the J-Team already?"
Seeing the crystal hand suddenly confused Sergey, yet he kept quiet for now
J-Con, Gogie
Aicha was rather eager to hear more about the transformation, yet, seeing how there seemingly was something rather important, she decided not to press it, simply following the others
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
J-Con
Tale: <Hm... I am somewhat familiar with them, but a lot of people wear trench coats.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Silas takes a bite from his sandwich and clicks to another image, showing a grape-field, "What do you think wine is made from?"
Hacks speaks up, ~Had em for years.~
Gio looks at the Tropius and raises a brow, "Really? How bad is the show here that being able to snark at it is a good thing?"
Some Rando
J-Con
At Rikuo’s request, Colt promptly removes his hands from petting him.
“Just had to say so upfront,” Ammy sighed. “Who’s “her”?”
The ears on Colt’s fursuit flicked, and he turned his head to the carnage that was ensuing with the Maiden.
“This doesn’t concern you,” Ammy warded off as her shirt read “忘”. And then she saw what was hidden in the disguise. “That somehow explains everything.”
edited 12th Jun '18 7:30:24 AM by AbsentCoder
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Dunsparce Cloud
To: Kai
From: Brie
yeah I get that... :(
i'll be there in just a sec. =)
Brie: Amanita, can you hold my cosplays?
Amanita: Cosplays, plural?
Brie: Thanks you're wonderful I'll be back in a bit!
-and she dashes off, leaving Amanita holding a gray trenchcoat, a green hoodie, a black pullover sweater, a full suit, a pair of crocs with socks, and a yellow scarf-
Amanita: ...I'm so confused.
???: Oh, hey Kai. Why are you holding all those accessories?
-Amanita turns around to see Ever, PEFE!Every tagging along-
Amanita: Why are you the way that you are?
Ever: You want the long or short version?
Amanita: I don't want any version. It was rhetorical.
Ever: Cool. Brie okay? She ran off in a hurry.
PEFE!Every: So you admit that was Brie.
Ever: Well, obviously.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Maggie: "Oh, uh, I'm a fan who joined the J-Team. I was an intern for Tagg, but now I'm my own researcher. I was also there when that... thing happened at Asimov with the dimensions."
Tale: <...Should have expected you not to be forthcoming with it.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every