-Everyone starts walking around.-

Shaun: "What are you doing?"

Jamie: <Providing emotional support!

Ace: <I'm...calmer.By Palkia's left flank we're in space.>

-Shaun chuckles as he looks out a window.-

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Anna: "I hope your ice cream was enjoyable, mademoiselle. I doubt your behavior will be good enough to earn treats."

Michalis: <Eventually your resolve will disintegrate.>

Oppenheimer: *seemingly oblivious* <I always like making new friends!>

Anna: "Calm down, boys. After all, we have-"

-She checks her pocketwatch.-

"Ten seconds until she falls unconcious."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Kazuma: "Hm..."

-He briefly looks around for said youtube crowd-

"...I think it'll be fine letting them catch up later. Ghost hunting is somewhat time sensitive after all, right?"

Oblivion Wing

Hazard is now in his Line Suit.

Hazard: <Well, this feels weird... Though not sure what I figured being in space would feel like.>

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"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Oblivion Wing

Everyone’s reaction was instant upon the announcement that the shuttle would launch.

Colt mulled over whether he should pop that pill before realizing he would probably be prompted. He seated himself, buckled up and looked out the window, taking pictures of everything within reason like some overprepared tourist.

Every ‘mon who couldn’t really get seated, like Julius, just returned. Those who could, such as Sunny, did get seated, and looked out the window with as much wonderment as their trainer.

Within time, artificial gravity came around. Everyone either stood up or left their Pokéballs. Colt turned off his headphones and shoved them back into his backpack. He stood up and stretched, mulling over how parkour would work in zero-g before he remembered that gravity was back.

“Oops,” he shrugged. He would just simmer here until they got there.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Lumiose ice cream parlor, past

Gwen: Oh great this is a-

-collapses-

Lumiose, past

-Danny has been running towards the stormchaser-

Danny: I hope that ice-cream wasn't drugged, I ate some. But now that you mention it, I should get in that bush.

-he dives into a bush before falling unconscious-

-someone may find him-

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Arvis: <If it is really him as before... Judging from what that man said I've got an inkling of a plan, but...>

-he gestures to the Luxury Ball-

<What does... This do?>

-Nero moves on, gesturing for EMPEROR to follow-

-the group follows-

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-Anna expertly binds Gwen.-

Anna: "Good. Oppenheimer, be a good boy for grandma and carry our new friend, would you?"

Oppenhemier: <Okay, Grandma!>

-He lifts Gwen.-

Anna: "Let's go, boys."

---

-Oppenheimer sets Gwen down.-

Anna: "Thank you, Oppenheimer. You may go."

Oppenheimer: <Okay! Make sure our new friend settles in well!>

-He exits the room.-

Anna: "Naptime's over, dear."

-She injects something into Gwen's neck, intended to wake her up.-

-When Gwen awakes, she'll see this◊.-

-The room is a large octogon, sparsely furnished with a few beanbag chairs and potted plants; the floor is of a material one might find in a gymnasium, easy on the feet and yet a snap to cleanup any messes-

-Eight doorways line the walls, matching up logically with the eight white walls; the doors are mainly a deep blue in color and are adorned with reliefs abstractly depicting the sun (as an octogram) and the moon (as a series of circular arcs contained within a proper circle)-

-The ceiling contains eight large circular insets; four of them are currently covered by shutters, but the remaining four boast impressively-sized Sun Stone deposits, filtering the light from powerful electric lamps behind them to fill the room with a pleasingly natural sunlight spectrum, despite its complete lack of windows.-

-Tacked up on one of the walls is a crudely-drawn sign which states "No AWOOing: ₽35000 fine". Underneath it is a crude drawing of a howling Rockruff inside a red circle with a diagonal line through it.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Stormchaser, Arena

Gogie: <Well... It's kind of a recruiting thing. Trainers who want to convince Pokémon to join them use those on them. You can't have multiple used on you, though, so if you use it in yourself, other people couldn't recruit you. Mine also kinda doubles as a communicator but that's a whole other story. And I will say that's an especially comfy type.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Ever: Like I said, Aku'd.

Well, I haven't heard of you, so it sounds like you managed to sort things out eventually.

-they nod to Tassa-

-nyoom-

-crash-

Brie: Ow.

Foam: <Nous sommes arrivés!>

Brie: I don't know why I keep trusting you.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Kai jolts awake at the sound of the crash-

Kai: Huhwha—

-She takes a moment to sit up and regain her bearings, and for it to register that Brie's there.-

Kai: O-oh, hi! Oh gosh what time is it

Arvis: <I think I know what to do then. Let's hope that strange man was right... And not anything like... Like...>

-he pauses-

<It's coming back to me...>

-there is a woman here-

-She has long hair, attractive features, and is wearing a suit and trenchcoat, yet is somehow doing a good job of staying inconspicuous-

-She may still be noticed, though-

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So

You may have wondered

What happened to the coolest member of Asimov

No?

Good, because here is Phaz.

PHAZ'S TRIP: THE ABRIDGED POST

Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends; future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable; that is why you are here. And now for the first time we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that faithful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places, my friends, we can not keep this a secret any longer; let us punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My friends, can your heart stand the shocking facts about the Ray Phazya from outer space?

NOW WITH 200% MORE ONE PARTS AND NO SECOND

-The camera opens on the beautiful Kalosian city of Lumiose. Cars are rolling around, and inbetween most of them you can see one or two Gogoat taxis. From this, the camera pans on random persons walking, slowly passing inbetween them, until it stops in front of an rather classy-looking 3-star hotel. From the hotel, two person comes out one after the other, one seemingly bickering the other. The camera first focuses a lady with blue, curly hair. Her eyes are one part red, one part blue, and seems to focus on someone out of the frame. She is currently wearing a white crop top with blue strips and sleeves, atop of which what looks like a white breastplate has been put on, still baring her midriff. On her legs, a blue jean with designer tears, and a black belt with a white clip-on buckle. Red shoes and wristbands akin to one of a Magma grunt completes the whole.-

???: "For the last time, no, I'm in vacations from my vacations! For six months, yes! Now leave me alone!"

-The person angrily taps on her bluetooth headset and leaves on the right, to an unknown location.-

That...

-record scratch-

...Is not me.

-Camera pans instead on a particularly good-looking fellow. Currently wearing a golden shirt with a arrow up pattern, a blue vest with what looks like a black, crown-like pattern on a white font at the end of the sleeves and piped motives on the front, as well as a pair of slim jeans decorated with eleven golden starts on each outer sew line, bearing a belt with a classic buckle and a row of fiv Pokeballs adorned on it, as well as what seems to be a holster for what just looks like a metallic replica of a toy gun and some sort of metal rod, and a bag. Thoses beautifully long legs ends up in two feets adorned in heeled shoes. Atop of this Apollyon-like body, a magnificent face with slightly pouty lips, a small nose, eyes hazel like Shrek's, one of them covered by a bag of green hair hold by two red hairpins, hair long enough to cover part of his neck in the back, but seemingly messily arranged into his haircut. That boy looks back behind him, to a Gardevoir with a shorter dress than usual, as well as an Alolan shirt and a pair of black sunglasses. A Larvitar follows the two too. The camera goes back on the boy's face, whistling a bit while walking away from the entrance.-

-record scratch-

-freeze frame-

Yup, that's me.

You might be wondering: "Hey, Phaz, what happened to you for being here now?"

Well, to answer that, I'll need to turn back in time quite a lot...

SCENE CHANGE

-camera becomes more and more blurry then clarifies, the scene behind it changing to a boat with Phaz and his mons on the deck, looking at the sea. On the back, other peoples. Some might be recognised, other might not. It seems it's after the Hyul arc happened.-

Phaz: "Nice to the princess to follow us to the main land, eh Takumi?"

Takumi: <I hope she brought lotsa mons with her!>

Phaz: "Takumi, look!"

-Phaz proceeds to point at a spec in the distance, recognisable as one of Alola's islands.-

"It's Alola!"

-suddenly, a voice can be heard from the boat's speakers.-

"Dear resting travellers: the Koopalings is currently approaching over the Alolan Archipelago. The Princess, our now current guest, is glad to have sailed on one of our seven Koopa ferries. We dare you to find a better boat compagny!"

Phaz: "We've got to find the princess..."

Takumi: <...And, inform it's not the only boat compagny!>

Beat

Phaz: "If we give her instructions on what to do after coming on land, we should also make her check out some enclosed instruction books about the life out of Hyul."

AND THEN THEY WENT OUT OF THE BOAT

LATER THAT DAY

-The scene is now in a relatively fancy hotel room. On the outside, one can see a bright sun shining in the corner, as well as some Bird Pokemons flying around. Inside of the room, a big bed, already undone by the new renters of the room, as well as some bagages thrown on the on and around some chairs. Phaz is currently lying on the big bed, while Ashley, his Chandelure, is lying next to him, too lazy to even levitate. With them, Cynthia, the Gardevoir, is currently half on the bed, half on the floor.-

Ashley: <Gee, it sure is boring around here...>

Phaz: "My mon, this peace is what all true warrior strive for."

Cynthia: ~I just wonder what the others are up to...~

Phaz: "I bet the others are like... Doing weird stuff again. Like Silas doing commandos or somthing. ...Hey, I should probably say the thing about Jester and all the ruins on Mars. Remember that?"

Cynthia: ~Oh yeah, true... By the way, what are you even going to do now?~

Phaz: "Probably going to challenge some persons on the Trials. First, lots of sleep."

AND THEN THEY HIBERNATED

AND NOW, SPRING

Phaz: "My name is Ray Phazya"

"You did nothing to me."

"Prepare to fight."

Olivia: "What is a Grand Trial?" *she throws a glass of rocks aside* "A simple formality! But enough talk! Have at you!"

-And then they fighted.-

-And he won. Good for him.-

LATER

Phaz: "Gee, a day like so, and Takumi is out hunting for... whatever reason."

Embry: <Hey, uh... Look in the sky?>

Phaz: "Hmm?"

-Both looks up.-

Phaz: "...Is it a bird?"

-nyoom-

Embry: <Is it a plane?>

-nyoom-

Phaz: "...Run! it's a flock of angry Wingulls!"

Embry: <Why is there Wingulls in Alola?!?>

Phaz: "IS THAT TAKUMI IN FRONT OF THEM?!?"

Embry: <I EFFED UP!>

-insert Crop Duster Scene-

TWO HOURS LATER

Phaz: "This is the last time I'm letting you out in broad daylight Takumi."

Takumi: <I'm sorry! I didn't know the cave was inhabited!>

A Buncha Wingulls In A Trench Coat: <Thanks for the ice-cream!>

Phaz: "Don't mention it."

UUH

Phaz, what happened for you to come to Lumiose?

Phaz: "I bought tickets to the place."

Thank for the clarification.

...ANYWAY, BACK TO THE PRESENT

-The boy is now riding atop of a motorcycle, the Gardevoir in what looks like the backseat of it, while the Larvitar seems to have been taken back in his Pokeball. The two of them are making their way downtown, riding fast, cars pass and he isn't bound, staring happily ahead and making his way, making his way through the cars.-

-But the song for this scene goes a little more like this:-

-Now if anyone where to interact in any way with him that'd be great. I don't care how, break his moto, but he can be interacted with.-

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Nana’s lounging outside of some cafe, drinking bubble tea that might have been stolen she’s not sure how the currency works here? And then whatever higher functions her brain was struggling to maintain cease immediately as she notices a pretty lady in a trenchcoat.

I’m..... less bien....

......Girls....

She’s staring a little.

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

Stormchaser Arena

Gogie cocks an eyebrow asking Arvis to elaborate.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Veld: <And that is the kind of lack of vision that will leave you on the wayside of history.>

Suspicious Chef: -loses his grip on the cleaver, which falls and nicks his leg, though he fails to bleed-

I have no idea about any vaults! I am a cook who makes food for humans and can't understand your strange Weavile speech!

Outlet: <VPEN! We're robbing the vault! Are you with us or not?! >

-presently the group arrives at a cave entrance-

Reed Snorkel: <So where are you looking to get to, exactly?>

-of course you made an inhuman noise Marco you're a pupper right now-

Nelly: -waves to the newly-materialized doggo, then introduces herself with a voice of faux-pep-

<I'm Nelly~ Welcome to Weremon Jail~>

<No awoo allowed~>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

-Gabe sees Phaz and comes over-

Gabe: Nice bike. Shame I'm not good with metal.

-the woman looks over at Nana-

Woman: ...Can I help you?

Arvis: <Manfroy... He betrayed me... Corrupted my son into a monster... That seems to have been udone, but how? And then there's the mystery of how we got here, and why he's human and I'm not...>

Locke: To our home universe, actually.

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-A pancake beans Phaz in the face.-

~WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN~

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

“Uh— Yeah, I was—“ Nana adjusts her sunglasses, which she is not wearing.

“I noticed your... have a face, and I, uh.... like... how you do that, and, uh... with... you... also h-have... legs, which... the... Good...”

Nailed it.

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

Lumiose, Street

-Phaz notices the man approaching.-

Phaz: "Oh, thanks! I've recently bought it and I ca-"

-He is interrupted by a faceful of pancake that slowly slides off as he looks in the one's direction.-

"...Uhm, why did you throw me something that suddenly? Gave me the crêpes. And who're you to throw me something?"

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Stormchaser, Arena

Gogie: <I'm not really able to answer the other things, but if he does end up a slime ball, I'll help take him down.>

AU, Tunnels

Soujin: "Somewhere in Alola, preferably, since that's where we came from."

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"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Brie: Uh.

Foam: <It's right now!>

Brie: Yeah, that. I just got here, don't worry.

-she picks herself up-

Sorry, did I leave you waiting long?

-Foam scoots up behind her-

Other!Jab: <Dude. I thought we were type buddies.>

Jab: <I have never doubted any story so much in my life.>

-ignoring the suspicious chef, he puts his mouth up to the outlet-

<JTEN, this is VPEN! I'm with you, but I got ambushed by an attractive and talented Weavile and injuries have caused me to sustain short-term amnesia! I need a reminder on the directions to the vault!>

-it's debatable how effective this will be since any listener would notice that he's saying "Weavile" instead of words in Kalosian, but...-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Gabe snickers-

Gabe: Hey, free food.

Woman: ...Okay? Listen, have you seen a J-Team around?

Arvis: <Thank you. Granted, I probably count by your defenition of slimeball myself...>

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Lyra: <For that pun, I should do worse.>

<And what, can you not recognize me without my hot, toned leggies with thigh chub?>

<Or do I have to go grab my blasters?>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

“Uhh... Yeah, I... G-team. Big ship. Heard of that...”

Nana blinks, owl-like, for several moments.

Beat.

“Uh! I’m actually, part of that. Y’know, J-team, we, uh... we do...”

She attempts to lean on the wall casually and misses by about a foot. Her head hits the wall. It sounds hollow. She recovers as if nothing happened.

“We do... stuff. In the J-team. Stuff.”

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

AU!Shaun: "Uh, I'm staying here. Probably."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"