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SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#537551: May 28th 2018 at 4:27:30 PM

Lumiose, Julius

Elizabeth: How the fuck do I respond

Elizabeth.exe has encountered an error and must reboot.

Troubleshooting...

Elizabeth has found the problem: Anxiety.

Would you like to uninstall Anxiety.exe?

Yes/No

Error: Anxiety.exe could not be uninstalled. Please try again later.

Elizabeth: "You're welcome?"


Aismov HQ

Shaun: "How much mobility?"

Jessica: "Which one looks cooler?"

Ace: <I'd be more concerned with which one fits your unique body shape.>

edited 28th May '18 4:28:17 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#537552: May 28th 2018 at 4:40:14 PM

Asimov

“A pill shouldn’t be much of a consequence,” Colt considered. “But isn’t there training involved somewhere in all this? I don’t think you can just throw people into space and expect no consequences,” he realized.

Every ‘mon he had out shrugged in unison. Roy, Rei, Sunny and Amaterasu looked a little nervous.

<How do I know I won’t tear it?> Roy considered, glaring at his talons. Rei gestured to Roy, the Weavile sharing his concern.

<Will it be uncomfortable?> Sunny asked, readjusting the fur around her legs.

<I’m a little taller than a normal Ninetales - will it still fit me?> Amaterasu asked.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#537553: May 28th 2018 at 4:58:55 PM

Route 4

Daydre shivers.

Tabitha: <Hey. If you're cold, why don't you just have Rowan do what she's doing?> Tabitha gestures at Amaterasu.

"... Because."

Tabitha: <Because... What?>

off the shits
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#537554: May 28th 2018 at 5:15:29 PM

Lumiose Museum

Arvis: <Problem is that man didn't specify exactly who... Askde from it being a human, and one I've met before.>

-turns to Gogie- <Your friends?>

Lumiose, Elizabeth

-Julius smiles-

Stormchaser, that night

-Bathory is lounging-

-She takes out the bow she got from Ersatz Alliance-

Batory: <I still haven't tried this on...>

-she does... and turns into this-

-She pokes herself. Not an illusion-

Bathory: Ohoho, this is going to be interesting...

Stormchaser, now

-Julius has his team lined up before him-

Julius: Okay... In order to be an effective army you four have to learn how to be a cohesive unit.

Takumi:    <I don't need teamwork... I need to hunt... To kill...>   

Houston: <...That guy kinda scares me.>

King Of Town: <Hunt, you say?>

Takumi:    <Ack! Nonono! Not with you!>   

Julius: -sighs- First priority should probably be curing Takumi's condition.

Bathory: <I dunno, I could go for some carnage.>

-Julius sighs and starts looking around for people-

Route 4

-Something looms ahead amid the ice and snow-

Stormchaser, Colton/Pent

Aphrodite: I don't know the specifics of that, but it probably has something to do with the J-Team. Ivo can hold some pretty intense grudges when he wants to.

edited 28th May '18 5:34:43 PM by Umbramatic

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BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#537555: May 28th 2018 at 5:24:48 PM

Multi Carrier

-Paula subtly raises an eyebrow at Owen, before breaking into a wide grin and offering a handshake.-

Paula: I am indeed! It's a pleasure to meet you.

Lumiose

Rose: Cool. Let's go.

-She grabs her stuff and heads out the door.-


To: 💚Brie💚
From: Kai

Oh, you did get the note! I'm only ever half sure it actually gets where it needs to when I send it from halfway across the world. I'm still in Hoenn for a while.

That trick is... well, it's a trick I picked up around my first year with the J-Team when I was first learning to avoid the fanbase, I used it to talk with Psyche without letting them know where I was. And then I just got really good at it.

Also I thought the hand drawn purple heart would be a cute way to make sure the purple heart emojis didn't get too old 💜

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#537556: May 28th 2018 at 5:53:09 PM

Multi Carrier

Owen: Greetings! I'm the advanced AI that helps run this place!

-several computer screens shout out a hello-

My proper name is Oran OS, but you can call me Owen!

edited 28th May '18 5:53:56 PM by Umbramatic

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CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#537557: May 28th 2018 at 6:00:01 PM

Lumiose

Gogie: <Uh, the people in the ship, like the ones we met earlier, Silas and Colt and their teams.>

<And hm... well, we'll see what I can do with that...>

Gogie goes into his ball quickly.

To: J-Team

Hey, I've got a Houndour named Arvis who used to be human but is now a weremon and is apparently looking for some other human he's been trying to find. Any chance anyone knows something about that?

From: Gogie

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#537558: May 28th 2018 at 6:06:37 PM

Multi Carrier

-Paula's smile subtly slides into a shit-eating grin.-

Paula: Oho, fancy. It really is a pleasure, Od— Owen, my name is Paula Jaide. I look forward to hopefully working along side you.

-She smirks, and winks.-

Kai and Diane's Movie Night — Past

Current movie: [Thor: The Dark World]

Diane: ...Mmmmmmph. Don't like that.

Kai: Oh?

Diane: I dunno, something about Loki teaming up with Thor feels... Feels bad, man.

Kai: Oh dear.

Diane: Like, he's a god of mischief, right? An agent of chaos? Like, I feel like he's building up to double cross everyone everywhere and ruin everything.

Kai: Mmmm. Yeah, I get where you're coming from.

Diane: Bad vibes. Baaaaaad vibes.

edited 28th May '18 6:07:29 PM by BittersweetNSour

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#537559: May 28th 2018 at 6:08:46 PM

Wreck of the S.S. Libra

???: Earthquake, both of you!

Dune: Um-

Rill: <No, don't say anything. I want to see this happen.>

Alexandrine: <And so the heroic Vibrava used their natural ability to Levitate above the ground to avoid both of the powerful Ground attacks! Meanwhile her stoic companion took both attacks without a word.>

-The Armaldo and Carracosta both hit each other as well as be hit by Rill's return Earthquake, causing them both to collapse into a heap.-

Dune: Okay look, we don't have to keep doing this.

???: SHUT UP!

-The person stomps their foot before sending out a Cradily and a Relicanth.-

Dune: Alright then, if that's how you want to play it... Then there's no reason to hold back.

Rill: <Wait, are we doing this?>

-Dune holds up his Mega Bracer.-

Rill: <OH BABY WE'RE DOING THIS!>

Dune: Alright Rill, let's go!

-Wsh-wsh-wsh-WSH-WSH-WSH-WSH-BOOM!-

Mega Rill: <COME ON, THEN!>

Dune: Muddy Water and Bug Buzz!

???: What the-?! Giga Drain and Rock Blast!

-The sandstorm and everything in it is caught in a massive, brown wave of water. The water vibrates with the cacophony of wings-on-chitin. The Cradily goes down before aiming the Giga Drain, while Rill knocks the Rock Blast aside with his massive forearms.-

Dune: You wanted to fight, you got a fight!

???: Wait, you're the Mt. Battle champ?!

Dune: You can't really see through that gas mask, can you?

???: SH-SHUT UP!

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#537560: May 28th 2018 at 6:15:16 PM

Lumiose

To: Kai

From: Brie

cool! *_*

and yeah it was really cute! <3

also Ever says you have to teach them :P

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#537561: May 28th 2018 at 6:21:25 PM

To: 💚Brie💚
From: Kai

Ever's gonna have to barter for lessons with me. This stuff's the sort of thing you make deals for~

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#537562: May 28th 2018 at 6:31:34 PM

Lumiose Museum

Arvis: <Hopefully whatever you're doing will he->

-notices his tail- What is that?

-starts chasing it-

Textspace

To: Kaisei

From: Robin

Wait, what

i think i know who he's looking for but it might be a little dicey

Multi Carrier

Owen: ...

-eye twitch-

Yes, I'm looking very forward to working together...

-the computers now make odd staticky noises-

-Paula may be able to hear footsteps approaching-

edited 28th May '18 6:37:48 PM by Umbramatic

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BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#537563: May 28th 2018 at 6:34:26 PM

Multi Carrier

-Paula gives a final innocent, cheerful smile before turning toward the source of the footsteps-

Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#537564: May 28th 2018 at 6:47:37 PM

Asimov Island
Vi: "I assume we'll at least get a crash course in how not to die, at the very least.

Vi thinks for a moment, before turning to Siobhan. "... Do you have a suggestion?"

Siobhan: "Hardsuits are honestly more comfortable but very restricting and the ability to wear a jumpsuit over the soft suits is amazing because pockets."

Vi: "Right, sold, pockets it is."

Textspace
To: Gogie/J-team
From: The Other Robin

If I am remembering my history correctly, I think I might know who he is looking for.

If I am remembering my history correctly, them meeting, additionally, may not be the best of ideas.

The Stormchaser
There's a Brynhilde walking through the corridors. She may pass by Julius.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#537565: May 28th 2018 at 7:00:44 PM

Stormchaser, Bryn

-Julius approaches carrying Takumi-

Julius: Excuse me, can you-

-beat-

...Are you from my world? You look familiar.

Multi Carrier

-Standing before Paula is a certain man with bad fashion sense-

Izaya: Well, seems we have a guest.

Dr. Multiman: Ah, Izaya, you're back from the hospital!

-Owen and Metal look between Izaya and Paula oddly-

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CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#537566: May 28th 2018 at 7:03:38 PM

To: Round Robin

Uh, okay, two people named Robin responding to my text both saying it's a bad idea. I get the impression it's gonna happen anyway, so let me know who so I can warn him. Whoever this guy is, he seems to have family issues already.

From: Gogie

Asimov Island

Hazard watches the proceedings, wondering if he's going to need to swallow a pill too from how things are being described or not.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#537567: May 28th 2018 at 7:24:02 PM

To: Gogie

From: Elizabeth

Y-yeah, that might not go well...

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#537568: May 28th 2018 at 7:34:59 PM

The Stormchaser
Brynhilde turns and looks at Julius. "Your... world?"
Textspace
To: Gogie
From: The Other Robin

Those family troubles are the heart of the matter, yes. More to the point, I think he's looking for his son - Julius. Arvis himself worked for what he saw as the greater good, manipulated by the servants of the earth dragon Loptyr, who later possessed Julius.

It's unpleasantly relatable, honestly.

edited 28th May '18 8:21:58 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#537569: May 28th 2018 at 7:40:52 PM

Asimov Island

Silas looked at everyone and shrugged, "Okay to cover everything."

"First off, to questions of Mobility."

A video on a nearby monitor was played of a Hard suit stalking across the surface, the movement a bit more stiff, Silas spoke up, "The suit is a electric exoskeleton based on old designs of mine, being functionally a suit of power armor. Benefits include greater strength and no risks of the bends, also the suit would take a lot of punishment to puncture."

The next video showed a Astronaut preforming backflips with a full range of motion in their limbs, "The Mobility suit is a skintight outfit, benefits include free movement and the worst that you can get if the suit tears, a hickey at worst. Though due to the lower pressure needed so your helmet doesn't go flying off or you don't get rendered immobile, bends are a thing, so the pill is designed to lower your need for a fully pressurized environment, at least for awhile, by the time it wears off while wearing the suit your body will have already acclimated to it."

As for the others, Silas continued, "To answer the other questions. A) Astronaut training is needed for more intensive work, we have a luxury cruiser that got modified by a alien, the worst you'll need is some training on how to handle low gravity. B) The Line-Suits are designed to work with a pokemon's abilities, meaning that tearing is unlikely, however they have a holder in the life support pack for pokeballs so a mon can be recalled in case of emergency such as a total breach. C) Uncomfortable?"

~No.~

"Thank you Hacks. Finally, D) The suits are designed to stretch, height won't matter much."

Carol looked over everyone, "We all good? Let's get you outfitted!"

Silas nodded, "Say I need to get mine modified paint wise. I need the old Grant heraldry stuck on."

"Why?" Carol asked.

"Well... Arthur-"

"Oh he showed up in modern times didn't he?"

"What? How could you tell?"

"Pal you got lost in another dimension last year. The barrier for normal is thin."

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#537570: May 28th 2018 at 8:01:52 PM

Stormchaser, Quarters

A confrontation then. Thank you for your assistance Mrs Clavis.

Kalos is a trap, diversion or attempt to destroy the Team.

Route 4

-Pent takes a deep breath of the chill air and prepares for another snarking match-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#537571: May 28th 2018 at 8:03:02 PM

Lumiose

To: Kai

From: Brie

i'll let them know. :P

how've you been? ^_^

Ever: (singing to themself) And I get a little bit Kangaskhan, don't want you to get it o—

Brie: It's "Genghis Khan" not "Kangaskahn".

Ever: what

edited 28th May '18 8:03:15 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#537572: May 28th 2018 at 8:12:03 PM

Stormchaser, Bryn

Julius: ...Never mind. Could you help me cure this Shadow Horse Sea?

Takumi:    <Blood! Betrayal! Soup!>   

Textspace

To: Other Robin, Kaisei

From: Robin

Uncomfortably familiar is one way of putting it. Get him to Julius, I'll suprevise, but be careful. There's no telling what he'll do.

Lumiose Museum

-As Robin sends this Arvis is scratching himself with his back foot-

Arvis: <Ah, this feels so good...>

Route 4

-There is no Alovye Jr. in sight-

-The massive shape in the snow seems to be... A giant fridge?-

Stormchaser, Colton/Pent

Aphrodite: Thank you as well, Pentigan.

-she hangs up-

edited 28th May '18 8:35:39 PM by Umbramatic

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CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#537573: May 28th 2018 at 8:33:06 PM

To: Round Robin/Jessica

Right then... I'll... tell Arvis and we'll see what happens.

Thanks, though, Robin.

Both of you, really.

From: Gogie

Lumiose

Gogie: <Uh, okay, looks like you're having a good time, but uh...>

<Apparently my friends think you're supposed to find your son and it might not go well.>

Azelle hears this, blinks, and looks at how things are going to go after Arvis was enjoying himself.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#537574: May 28th 2018 at 8:38:31 PM

Stormchaser, considerable past

Colt had been able to overhear the entire conversation. When things started hitting the fan, he had started petting Sylveon more aggressively, even considering removing the scarf.

He presented his hand, palm-up, to get his phone back. “So... uh, that’s a little disconcerting,” he mused.

Asimov Island

“We’re doing this, then,” Colt decided as his team approached the appropriate suits. The human amongst them eyed the Mobility suits.

In preparation, he removed his headphones and put them in his backpack, rubbing his neck in realization he felt slightly naked without them.

Amaterasu flitted her titular nine tails, thinking about the mention of how the suits adapted. She knew she wasn’t in any sort of danger, but was still worried.

She looked at everyone else, meeting the looks from Sunny, Helmsman, Julius and Sylveon. She nodded, finding her resolve.

Everyone was ready. Colt had some lemonade on standby to take the pill. They had no plans to do anything to their suits’ designs, and never wanted to do anything fancy to begin with.

Would have just been a bit of a headache.

Route 4

Colt drew Pot Shot.

Kazuma drew Facepalm Over Two.

Lucario materialized, gestured to his ears to get Colt to Mega-Evolve him and primed a Flash Cannon after getting Worked Up.

None of them engaged.

edited 28th May '18 9:37:47 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#537575: May 28th 2018 at 9:24:06 PM

Aismov HQ

-Shaun opts for a mobility suit while Jessica goes for a Hardsuit.-

Ace: <I...was not expecting that.>

Jessica: "It's good practice."

Shaun: "For what?"

-Jessica's Hardsuit gets some red paint and is modified to accept her ears and tails. Shaun just gets a gray Mobility suit.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

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