ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Shaun: "Jessica! Have you seen my pillow?"

Jessica: "The expensive one with real, cruelty-free Altaria fluff? No!"

Shaun: "Damnit."

Jessica: "My pillows are still here, right?"

Shaun: "Yes, oddly enough."

Jessica: "Then I can return the favor and be your pillow! I'm soft and squishy and have fluffy tails!"

Shaun: "That's a hard offer to turn down..."

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-Joke's on Fortis, Elizabeth just uses Christina as a pillow.-

edited 13th May '18 7:55:39 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Julius: By the way, Bathory, what did you do with my pillow?

Bathory: <I'll never tell!>

Contact Me!

-as soon as she picks up the ring, the fog grows incredibly dense...-

-and Hae-Won rejoins the group, where she will find herself standing next to the windows in the living room-

-outside is a normal Western city, but not Lumiose-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 The Room 

-To Pent-

Well I've got some experimental stuff that needs something to actually test it on so-

-Suddenly Hae-Won-

One more to go, what was your Sacrament number and what did you have to choose?

-Looking outside-

What is this place?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

<Ah... That's good for her.> Lilith snek smiles.

".. Hey Rowan, have you seen that Vulpix Pillow Pet I keep in my bag?"

Rowan: <How would I have seen it if it's in your bag all the time?>

"Also, where's Lilith?"

off the shits

Camilla: <So, Lilith...>

Shigure: <Do you remember anything?>

Camilla: <Let's start with the basics. Tell us about Corrin.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

The Room

Hey Hae. Guess we're only waiting on one more huh?

-He shrugs and steps over to the window-

Unovan sorta structures, fairly misty... [Maine], deep into [Steven King] country. Ancient cults and slumbering evil, founding family secrets and ancient native curses, zombies in shopping malls and unexplained [nordic] runestones... It's just simply the most thematic place for our story to be yaknow?

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Oblivion Wing

At the mention of food, a Blaziken materialized and robbed Lucario of his scarf. Roy muttered something about the world's food as he followed Colt up the ramp into the ship.

"I mean, I've had some, but what else is there..." he muttered to himself as Lucario returned.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Having been unable to find an admin, Gabrielle is sitting at her laptop.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Shiki's sitting in the medbay, Touko fitting a prosthetic on her.

Touko: "Try not to break this one within a month like last time."

Shiki: "Yeah."

Shiki tests her arm a bit, seeming satisfied.

Touko nods. "Well, seeing as you're set, Shiki, a priest in Mauville wanted something, and you know how the clergy can be."

She walks off, leaving Shiki alone.

Shiki sighs, standing up and changing into her kimono and coat.

Shiki walks out of the room. "Hopefully this one's sturdier than the first..."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Hae-won looks at those present.

Hae-won: "Oh, good, you all made it out. Guess no luck finding Channah, yet?"

And then she hears Tagg's question.

"Uh... from the box, I had something like a triforce and a wing ring with an R. I chose the latter."

"And... you talking that number that appeared when..."

She shudders.

"I saw an 18/21."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

 The Room 

-To Hae-Won-

Mine was 15, it was on her brother (Or possibly her brother) after assorted Bug-types devoured him. If it really was him, I'm not sure what to tell her.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Hae-won: "...Geez, sounds like we're not the only ones who had to watch someone die."

"Though, you think people didn't really die? I hope that ends up happening..."

"Oh, though, I dunno if any of you saw something like this, but..."

Hae-won gets out the piece of paper Akravator used to make the drawings of the body parts and shows the side talking about Signs and Sacraments.

"I dunno if these all need to happen in order or something, but the last one might be something we should think about..."

edited 13th May '18 9:23:07 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

The Room

Yeah that's the more flowery version of the list I saw. We're looking at 21 murders here, eleven were already done before we turned up and the rest were due to happen as we go into the places through the hole.

-He pauses for a moment-

Okay 20 murders and one-... I'll explain when we're all back here.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Lilith: <Lady Corrin? Hm.. She's nice, she brought me lots of food.. I was told there were a lot of different Corrins, but they can't be that different from her, can they?>

off the shits

Virbank City Gym:

"Well I had to build up my team for this region, and Electric and Steel types just so happen to be two of my favorites, alongside fighting, flying, and fire," Mark stated with a smirk before Magneman was hit by the pursuit attack...but not seeming to react to it aside from minor damage.

"You just gonna float there and take it, or are you gonna do something about that?!" Mark asked the newest mon in his squad before ordering, "Fry that little bug with a shockwave!" In a matter of moments, the magnemite's eye locked on their target while their magnets began suddenly spinning, accelerating as the mon charged their energy before unleashing a wave of high wattage electricity toward their target.

Living The Fever Dream

Hae-won: "Well..."

"...Curious, you still have that list on you?"

Roxie: "Heh, I can respect that."

The Whirlipede gets struck by the unavoidable Shock Wave.

"Keep at it Whirlipede!"

The Whirlipede rushes forth with another Pursuit.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Shigure laughs softly.-

Shigure: <That sounds like Lady Corrin.>

-Camilla looks like she's about to say something to Shigure but doesn't.-

Camilla: <To start, Lilith, my dearest Corrin is a Lord. But he is such a sweetheart.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Jimmy focused more on Odessa's story than the floating noose, though admittedly the noose was very distracting. Exposition wasn't unusual either, he recalled having to listen to the entirety of exposition from the Quirky Squad Dean had with him back on-

Getting distracted again, "So, think this cultist would be a opportune sacrifice?"

Silas opened the airlock and stepped into the Oblivion Wing, "Feel free to look about people, the ship is shut down right now so we're not gonna go flying off anytime soon."

Hacks looked at Kaisei and Yunwa, ~Uh Kaisei, why is Yunwa always asking about food?~

Outside Oblivion Wing

Yunwa: "Fair enough."

Kaisei shifts from one side to the other.

Kaisei: "Well... you remember that Guzzlord from Lumiose? That's Yunwa."

Yunwa gives a wave.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Oblivion Wing Interior

“Wait, Yunwa’s a UB?” Colt asked as he reached a hand into his pocket. “That’s perfect, I was hoping I could find someone to act as a go-between or translator for me and my freshly-caught Kartana,” he explained.

Roy paused and looked back at the three of them in minor curiosity.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Silas tossed his hand up, "Whoa hold on, maybe not inside my airship... Maybe the Cargo bay?"

Hacks went, ~Huh.~

~What did you bite him to induce Weremonism?~

Oblivion Wing Interior

Yunwa: "Eh, I could try, but it'd probably be one way understanding at a time. Wouldn't mind some payment or something for it, though..."

"And, yeah, I'm not gonna fit in this place at my full size."

Gogie, meanwhile, gives a nervous chuckle.

Kaisei: "More or less..."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Oblivion Wing

“Okay, it’s a deal,” Colt agreed, extending a hand to Yunwa for a handshake as he gripped Caliburn’s Beast Ball in his other hand. “What exactly do you want out of this deal? I’m willing to work with you as best I can so we both benefit from this,” he offered.

Roy silently leaned against a wall in minor boredom as he waited for his trainer and this “UB” to finish.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Oblivion Wing

Yunwa thinks for a bit.

Yunwa: "How about you show me interesting stuff about this world? Admittedly I'm thinking mostly about food, but guess when I'm not just constantly hungry I can worry about other things."

They then look at Colt's extended hand.

Yunwa: "...Are you offering me something? I don't see it."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every