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CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#536426: May 13th 2018 at 4:52:11 PM

Clock Town World

The Turtonator looks at whatever Athan just handed her.

Sheila: <Buddy, we're gonna need something *real* for the key, you get me?>

edited 13th May '18 4:52:47 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#536427: May 13th 2018 at 4:59:25 PM

The Room

Well hey a candle is still really useful, it was probably the only way I was able to turn Source and we'll need to make sure any haunting or possession around here is dispelled before we do any further jaunts.

-That being said, he does give another quick look around the apartment-

Just saying, I'm saving my powerful exorcism juice for Walter or whatever identity he's using in our version of the story. Aaaaah... Actually if our friend is possessed and walking towards the blades when the time comes I'll use it on her. Best to guarantee half of the best ending.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#536428: May 13th 2018 at 5:32:35 PM

Stormchaser

Niles: <So do you, snake.>

-He warps, twisting to take her shape.-

Lilith!Niles: <But from where?>

Camilla: <Oh dear, Shigure, you naughty boy...I hope you didn't hurt him too bad.>

-A Popplio pads out into the hall.-

Shigure: <Are you alright, dear?~>

-He blinks in confusion at the two Dratinis.-

Lilith!Niles: <I'm fine...I've been hit harder before.>

-His body twists again as he takes his human form and picks up Shigure the seal.-

Niles: "This is like Replicas all over again..."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#536429: May 13th 2018 at 5:37:40 PM

Oblivion Wing - Out Front

"What kind of accommodations are in the ship?" Colt asked.

"Is the ship capable of interplanetary travel?" Lucario added, recalling Silas' aerospace background.

"What exactly are you planning on using this thing for?" Colt finished.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#536430: May 13th 2018 at 5:38:48 PM

Stormchaser

Lilith: <Hm... Shigure, that's a familiar- !>

Lilith abruptly pauses when Niles enters human form.

<You.. you were one of Lord Leo's retainers weren't you?>

off the shits
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#536431: May 13th 2018 at 5:45:23 PM

 The Room 

-To Pent-

Good to know. Well, between the two of us we've definitely got a lot of exorcism stuff to spare.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#536432: May 13th 2018 at 6:00:00 PM

Clock Town World

Athan: -glares- Hell no. Vin. -holds out his hand expectantly, eyeing the shotgun-

Vincent: -breezy- <You had the bone last.>

Athan: Vincent.

Vincent: <...> -looks left, looks right, then straight at his trainer- <You know what, no. This is just stupid, Athan. You're the one who got us dragged here in the first place. You and your pride. If you hadn't messed with the kid's head all those years ago...>

Athan: The fuck are you on about?

Vincent: <He came to us for help and we took advantage of his power. That's... That's what this is all about. It's one thing if it's just us, but, see - I'm not gonna help perform a ritual sacrifice on an innocent person who just showed up, just to save your hide.>

Athan: Vincent. Shut up and give me the gun. Or attack them, I don't care!

Vincent: -glances at the actors- <Welp, this was fun. Good luck.> -breaks the shotgun in his beak, throws it at Athan, and flies off-

Athan: -blinks and tries to run, but is stuck where he is-

edited 13th May '18 6:06:12 PM by Metanoia

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#536433: May 13th 2018 at 6:01:28 PM

The Room

We really shouldn't be too stingy, but I kinda hope we have leftovers after this. Potent ghost and demon repellent would be damn handy... Think this stuff would work on Glitches? They're kinda the level of 'enemy of the divine' we're staring down here.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#536434: May 13th 2018 at 6:12:10 PM

Stormchaser

-Niles holds Shigure to his chest.-

Niles: <What do you mean was?>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#536435: May 13th 2018 at 6:12:36 PM

Clock Town World

Akravator: <Thanks! You were a great audience and hope you'll be safe!>

Sheila, meanwhile, still doesn't break character.

Sheila: <Tough luck, buddy. Sorry what we're gonna do to you, but I gotta help my kid with her chronic illness.>

A Trapinch coughs.

At any rate, the Turtonator pats Athan down, looking for the final object.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#536436: May 13th 2018 at 6:20:07 PM

Stormchaser

Lilith: <I hadn't seen you in some time so I wasn't sure if I was remembering correctly.> Lilith is a bit sheepish.

off the shits
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#536437: May 13th 2018 at 6:20:32 PM

Clock Town World

Athan: Hey! Get your nasty claws off me! -struggles-

-the Wobbuffet tail is hooked to his belt-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#536438: May 13th 2018 at 6:36:18 PM

Clock Town World

Sheila pulls the Wobbuffet tail from his belt.

Sheila: <Aha.>

<Well, with this key...>

She pulls out the Heart Squeaky Toy she got from Hae-won earlier.

<Guess I'll be making off with the sour cream.>

Hae-won: "You fiend! How can our web startup survive under these conditions?>

Sheila: <Hey.>

She puts the squeaky toy and the wobbuffet tail in the appropriate spots.

<That's not my problem.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#536439: May 13th 2018 at 6:39:48 PM

Stormchaser

Camilla: <Boys...>

-She steps outside.-

Camilla: <Is that you, Lilith?>

Niles: <That can't be Lilith, she's dead.>

Camilla: <Did you forget that there are multiple universes?>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#536440: May 13th 2018 at 6:58:38 PM

Stormchaser

Lilith: <Lady Camilla? Yes, it's me, I'm...>

Niles' comment throws her off.

<Dead?>

The flash of an axe blade, far too much blood. The fading visage of the one she'd sworn to protect. The fog over Lilith's memory lifts, if just a little.

<That's right, I...>

edited 13th May '18 7:00:06 PM by Daydre

off the shits
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#536441: May 13th 2018 at 7:05:22 PM

Clock Town World

Athan: -indignant- No! No!! Hey! J-Just don't - Listen - !

-with all the organs in place, the wounds on the Houndoom carcass seal themselves over in a rapid healing action, and the glitter disappears. The Houndoom smoothly gets up as though from a nap, eyes alight and her fur glossy despite the visible ribs and an appearance that's gaunt even for her species-

Vaida: -to Hae-Won- <Thank you. This is a more than acceptable offering. Especially as I do enjoy stealing kills from Hale now and then.> -jumps down from the bed, slinking toward Athan-

Athan: -eyes wide- No, wait, no no no no -

Vaida: -snaps his neck in a Crunch and pushes the body over to scrape at his exposed abdomen with a single claw. She then steps back, highly satisfied- <He deserved worse, but old habits die hard. Before I forget...>

-the Houndoom gently breathes on the bed, setting it on fire. It burns down abnormally quickly, leaving behind a gray box with a latch-

Vaida: <Interesting show, by the way.> -tilts her head kindly at Hae-Won and her party and leaves, walking away through the fog-

-on Athan's stomach, written in blood, is:-

18/21

edited 13th May '18 7:06:14 PM by Metanoia

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#536442: May 13th 2018 at 7:10:17 PM

Lake World

"Roger that," Jimmy said, he wanted for no one to die, but rules of engagement had made it clear... Here you work with your allies and keep yourself alive.

Gray understood that very well, <The return to the battlefield. How I have awaited for it.>

Vert Avenue

Dracula followed, shrugging to himself, young ones of the night never fully understood.

OW - Out front

"Accommodations are 6, 2 person bedrooms in the lower deck, with one Captain's Room with plenty of space that I've already taken. Bathrooms are connected to the bedrooms, there are laundry sets in said bathrooms as well, and a larger area that boasts a kitchen lounge combination, Kitchen is in a upper area while Lounge has a large TV and multiple bolted chairs and a large sofa. It's very nice," Silas began.

Hacks smirked, ~As for interplanetary travel? No.~

"This thing doesn't have the current power to fly to other planets on a reasonable time and needs use of both its engine cells and a slingshot maneuver to make it to the moon, though that only takes 12 hours at its longest from what I understand."

~And we don't wanna owe Ziltoid another favor for engines that could fly us to Mars in a reasonable amount of time.~

"As tempting as it is."

The two sighed, Silas took another drink from his slushie.

"As for what I plan to do with the airship? Live in it, travel, see the world, see space, one day get it upgraded with better engines."

~We could also install some weapons and shoot asteroids.~

"Or alien craft since Ziltoid."

~Ziltoid...~

"Of course I have no idea where I'd get the weapons and quite frankly, currently I don't want them."

Silas turned back to the party, "That all? Well let's head inside then!"

Silas headed up the extended ramp and into the airlock, leading what people who had followed inside.

edited 13th May '18 7:20:45 PM by EchoingSilence

SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#536443: May 13th 2018 at 7:16:56 PM

Stormchaser

Shigure: <You don't look dead...>

Camilla: <I take it you aren't my Lilith.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#536444: May 13th 2018 at 7:20:40 PM

Clocj Town World

Everyone just stares as Vaida kills Athan.

Hae-won: "..."

"Thanks..."

"..."

"Fuck..."

Akravator: <Well... I hope Vince is okay at least. And she was right about him deserving that.

The Trapinch is just staring.

Sheila: <...Okay, I wanna look for an exit.>

Outside Oblivion Wing

Yunwa: "Oh, okay, well, makes sense you'd have food then."

"Guessing it wouldn't get back to where I'm from either, though. Honestly, though, I feel like this place has a lot more to see and stuff to eat now."

edited 13th May '18 7:38:18 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#536445: May 13th 2018 at 7:23:01 PM

Stormchaser

Lilith: <I saw her one last time and..>

<Your Lilith?>

off the shits
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#536446: May 13th 2018 at 7:31:40 PM

Stormchaser

Camilla: <The Lilith in my world is alive and happy.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#536447: May 13th 2018 at 7:34:27 PM

This post is Crow's fault.

Stormchaser

-Julius is lying on his bed in the Stormchaser with Bathory-

Julius: Jackie said that Pokemon training is like being the coach of a sport... Prehaps it's also like being the head of an army.

-he turns to Bathory-

If that's so I ought to know how my army composition is shaping up. What class are you? Myrmidion? Mage? You don't seem the wyvern knight type.

Bathory: <I'm a Lancer! Sometimes a Beserker.>

Juilus: Okay, so you're like a lance user. Are you a Lance Cavalier? Lance Knight? I don't know how you'd be a Pegasus Knight.

Bathory: <I'm a Lancer!>

Julius: "Lance user" isn't enough information. I need specifics.

Bathory: -giggles-

Julius: -sighs- Whatever the case I'm going to need more than just you soon...

edited 13th May '18 7:34:53 PM by Umbramatic

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Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#536448: May 13th 2018 at 7:40:00 PM

Lake World

-Odessa's Dragalge gives Gray a sort of mystified look, but says nothing-

-the young woman leads them through the forest, her Pokémon walking in a protective shield around the group; it's clear they're used to being bodyguards for their trainer-

Odessa: I don't see anyone else in this hellhole... Huh. -begins telling a story, unbidden- Perhaps you should know... When I was a child, my father kept me isolated from world outside the cult. I wasn't allowed to have many friends, but... There was a couple in the cult who were powerful Obscurics, and they had a son younger than I. His name was Eun-sung. Used to follow me around. I'd thought he died years ago...

-they arrive at the lake. For some reason, sand lines the water's edge in a beach that's not supposed to be there, and a rope tied into a noose floats just in the shallows-

Clock Town World

-the gray box Vaida left for them quietly opens on its own. Nestled inside are two items - A gold ring with a stylized bird feather on it surrounding the letter "R", and a small pyramid-shaped object that looks like a triforce and has a strange aura-

-the inside cover of the top of the box says "TAKE ONE"-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#536449: May 13th 2018 at 7:42:43 PM

Stormchaser

-Mezzo mumbles something and wakes up-

-on a couch that now has no cushions-

Mezzo: Where'd all the pillows go?

Stormchaser, Fortis' cabin

Fortis: And it's done! What do you think?

-Fortis looks at her completed project: a nest made up of pillows stolen from various couches and cabins-

Mercury: <Not enough sticks, boss.>

Rouge: <Ooh, looks soft.>

Lakitu: <Yeah, it's like a pile of clouds!>

-Fortis sets Astral in the center, then turns on a lamp overhead-

Mercury: <What's the light for, boss?>

Fortis: It's an incubator! You keep the egg warm so it can hatch faster. It's like how birdies sit on their eggs to keep warm, but I didn't want to spend all day sitting on her so I got this lamp to warm her up instead!

Grayson: <Holy improvisation! That's a good idea!>

Fortis: Uh huh! And now we just need to wait for her to hatch!

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#536450: May 13th 2018 at 7:43:27 PM

Clock Town World

Hae-won thinks for a bit, the ring makes her think of Vincent, so she picks that one.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

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