-Zacharias smirks, amused-

Zacharias: Well, shall we get going and ask you team then? And is Luciu-JULIUS joining us?

-To Shioban- A pleasure, miss.

Teleports behind you* -"Nothing personal, kid."

Siobhan: "I'm on vacation I can do what I want."

"Besides you've encountered us the wine shortage is probably a result of some sort of glitch, extradimensional horror or random rich asshole."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Jared: What Siobhan said! And yeah he will be. I'm one of the people in charge of babysitting him because of the whole Faller deal.

Julius: Hey!

-Bathoty snickers-

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Zacharias: -To Shioban, slightly surprised- Oh, you will be joining us too? It is an honor.

-Bows his head to both Shioban and Gogmazios, then gestures the whole group and starts walking-

"Let's go"

Teleports behind you* -"Nothing personal, kid."

Brie: No, really, who are you texting?

Ever: (innocently) I was just talking to Kai about you.

Brie: Wait, what?!

-she snatches for the phone, which Ever promptly flings into the air, just low enough not to shatter against the ceiling-

Brie: Was that a good—

-and Ever flips to their feet as the phone drops. Brie does the same, and while she's faster, Ever's taller, and they casually snatch the phone, passing it behind their back as Brie grabs for it again-

-and when their hands reappear, neither is holding the phone-

Ever: ^_^

Brie: How.

Ever: A magician never reveals their tricks.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Bobbert lounges against a wall, sipping a glass of Amontillado.

Today was a good day for Bobbert. A very good day.

off the shits

Julius: All right, then! Do we go to the Stormchaser to find more J-Teamers to help or do we go into town to get into the root of this wine problem?

Jared: Leaning Stormchaser here.

Bathory: <Wonder what'll happen when he meets the others...>

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Zacharias: -Rubs his neck and smiles, a bit embarrassed- To be honest... I would like to see you ship. You are kind of a big deal and... Well, I'm just curios to know what kind of people are you.

-Nieve stirs a bit in his arms, but keeps sleeping-

Teleports behind you* -"Nothing personal, kid."

Siobhan: "I flew the Stormchaser once!"

"We were fighting an eldritch abomination at the time, too."

"It was terrifying."

"But also I got to blow shit up with an airship, so!"

She recalls Gogmazios and follows along.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Julius: -to Siobhan- Well!

-to Zacharias- Come on then!

-the group heads back to the Stormchaser-

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Zacharias: Eldritch abominations? What do you mean? -to Julius- and... you said you were from another dimension? How does that work?

Teleports behind you* -"Nothing personal, kid."

Brie: No, really, where did you put the phone?

Ever: It's in my back pocket. Was that not obvious?

-they take it back out, composing a text-

-Ever takes a step back from Brie, hopping onto the couch-

Brie: Hey!

-Brie leaps up onto the couch as well-

Brie: Show me!

Ever: One moment! Do you usually interrupt people while they're texting?

-Ever falls backwards off the couch. Brie grabs their arm to stop them-

-their left arm-

Ever:

Brie: -sighs-

Ever: Give the woman a hand, amirite?

-Ever detaches their prosthetic and drops to the ground, Brie falling in the other direction-

Brie: I guess I should have seen that coming.

Ever: Absolutely!

Ever: Truce?

Brie: I'll return your arm if you show me your phone!

Ever: Deal!

-and the exchange is made, arm and phone both arcing over the couch-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

The GM House

Miriel: <So, gravity affects all things the same regardless of weight?>

Deziree: When you remove outside factors like wind resistance, yes.

Miriel: <Fascinating! But... why do you call it a "theory", still?>

Deziree: Because it's so ubiquitous that we can't find a situation where it's not present to test it against.

Miriel: <... Logical.>

-Mirial scribbles in her notebook with her steel pen while Ilyana is sleep-gnawing on her chair.-

Ludmilla: I think Ilyana is more "Feel" rather than "Think" when it comes to stuff like this.

Deziree: I'm starting to get that impression, too.

-Meanwhile, outside...-

-Dorcas goes flying before skidding across the dirt and tumbling. He gets up and dusts himself off.-

Dorcas: <Why are you holding back?>

Ajax: <I've gotten very good at it. I hold back for the sake of the people around me.>

Dorcas: <... An admirable trait.>

Ajax: <Thank you. Most of my partners admonish me for my caution.>

Dorcas: <Most of your partners either don't have your power, or they don't have your sense of responsibility. I admire that you have both.>

Ajax: <Oh. That's very kind of you to say.>

C-RANK SUPPORT REACHED

-The group is now here-

Julius: -to Zach- It was odd... I was once a prince in a realm with a diffrent brand of magic but less technological advancement than this one... I still know relatively little about how I wound up here...

-they may be approached-

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Siobhan: "Yeah. Destruction, 3rd shard of calamity."

She points up at the sky. "See those fractures? Yeah. That's how."

"Also heard about the Ultra Wormholes in Alola? Well, mostly Alola, they can show up all over the place. Those too."

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A Venusaur might pounce near Julius. Not on, but pouncing to give the same effect as pouncing on.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Kai has gone from serious and composed to facedown in a pillow, going aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Kai: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Zacharias: An actual prince? (only half-joking) Should I be calling you majesty or something?

-After hearing Shioban explanation (and not quite understanding it all) Zacharias stares them all blankly for a second.-

Zacharias: -Mutters to himself mostly- I think these guys searching for wine is a bit of an overkill

-Suddenly, a Venusaur. Zacharias almost has a heart attack-

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Julius: -to Zach- You may as we- WAUGH

Bathory: <Hey! The pouncing is my job!>

Jared: Excuse me, Venusaur, do you know anything about wine?

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Venusaur: <Heya!>

-to Bathory- <Hehe, I've been doing this for a while now, so don't try me.>

-to Jared- <Hm, not a ton, no. Why do you ask?>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

"Enh, the person that sold me my Lucarionite is a Diancie, and the J-Team knows about Mews and various other legendaries. Toss in the fact that last year I got tossed into another dimension and became a pilot fighting a interplanetary war... Which is where we picked you up from Jean," Silas commented with a grin.

~Add in the astronaut stuff... the going to Mars... the vigilantism... The family is just meant to have weird stuff happen to them.~

"Oh yeah, Arthur."

~Yep, you know with that kind of lineage you think the family would be more famous... I mean Denali seems to recognize it, from how many pictures they had in their back room of him.~

Silas waved it off and opted not to think about Denali's interest in his ancestor, "Hey after the family moved to Unova, things quieted down. Just because Arthur was the Undying Knight doesn't mean we get that fame. Gotta make our own."

~Kind of funny considering you're going for masked vigilantism. Like some sort of Punisher, Zubatman or Winter Soldier.~

"You kidding? I'm not nearly trigger happy enough or crazy to be the Punisher or Zubatman."

Silas put a hand to his chin, "Winter Soldier sounds cool tho- It's because I haven't got my hair cut recently."

~Also no shaving, you're getting stubbly. Shave damn you.~

Silas rolled his eyes as he took another sip of his slushie, "Don't worry too much about it Colton, you're part of the J-Team, you're part of the weirdness. Limb loss optional."

Hacks nodded, ~I'm just glad he has friends to share the weirdness with.~

Silas smiled and looked at everyone, "Speaking of sharing, who wants to see my new Airship?"

~You are being... well rather emotive... despite the monotone.~

"Easier when you actually have a face to show. Also pain meds."

Silas stumbled as he spilled his omelette on the floor and sighed and just stared at the mess, "Arcues dammit..."

Hacks walked in wearing his human scarf and saw the mess and Silas trying to clean it up, "Whoa... What's with the food?"

"Was hungry. Had plenty of eggs, cheese, and mushrooms, opted to make a omelette."

"I-it's the afternoon... why are you having a breakfast food?"

"Breakfast for dinner. Was gonna have steak with it."

"Please tell me that's going better."

Silas pulled the steak off the other pan and put it on his plate, "Yes."

Hacks looked at the plate and just let out a sigh as he brought his palms to his face. Silas raised a brow and asked, "So... why the human scarf? First time you've worn it in the past 2-3 months."

"Is this important?"

"You've had it and not worn it for 3 months."

"Well I've not needed to be a extra set of hands for my bro."

Silas blinked, and then understood, "Oh..."

"Yeah I can't be a backup pilot, that's Bishop's job, but you're not gonna be able to just do things one handed so easily and you're gonna need help man."

Silas nodded, "Yeah I get it..."

Hacks patted Silas on the shoulder, "I've also taken into looking for gamer gear that'll let you play more games one handed."

"Isn't the idea to get a replacement?"

"Well... yeah... But we have no idea how long that will take, or how long it'll be before it works. So sit down and enjoy your steak man, I'll make another omelette."

Silas smirked a bit and sat down in the couch section of his ship and then realized, he had no idea how to cut steak with one hand.

A certain Lusamine-if-Lusamine-had-Blue-Hair-and-the-aesthetic-of-a-disney-prince-ish looking enby walks past, speaking Kalosian to a spectral blue-maned Rapidash.

Clearly anyone speaking Kalosian knows about wine, right?"

Siobhan: "Excuse me, but -"

Brynhilde turns around, her hair and cape flourishing. And sparkling.

Siobhan, Internally: aaaaaaaaaa pretty

Siobhan, fortunately, is an astronaut and thus slightly more composed than that. She blinks a couple of times. "Wine! You wouldn't happen to know anything about wine would you?"

Brynhilde: "... I suppose I know a bit, why?"

Siobhan points a thumb at Zacharias. "He's looking to buy some and also wow you're pretty."

Brynhilde smiles. "Why thank you."

Siobhan: "Oh Arceus I said that out loud."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Zacharias almost drops Nieve, and she wakes up-

Nieve: <Huh? Uh? Where am I?>

Zacharias: -To Jared- Oh, you understand monese? Neat. -To Venusaur- Hello there!

-He then glances and sees a gorgeous Blue haired woman talking to Shioban. Nieve jabs a bit his ribs when she notices the look on his face.-

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Teleports behind you* -"Nothing personal, kid."