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Stormchaser
-Pent stands in the doorway, looking for the seam as it were-
Hm... Turn on the TV or something. There's three different results I can think of for turning on the TV and two of them would advance our understanding.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
EMPEROR: <OH MY!>
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Flying Colors
-Kai sits down after ordering a large bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough.-
Kai: Ahh, nostalgia never tasted so sweet.
-She takes a bite.-
Kai: Mmmmm~ So! How've you been? Other than chaotic encounters with Ultra Beasts, of course.
The Wanderer
Stormchaser
-Tentatively steps inside the room-
I don't like this...
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Silas sits down with a large chocolate orange sundae and starts eating, Hacks sits next to him and just has a vanilla milkshake, and then says to Kai, ~Hell.~
"It's been a long journey but honestly, I'm just glad to be here with friends."
Hacks nods, ~Took all of us a lot of effort just to get you back.~
"I still feel bad about what happened... I was used to steal someone's mon, a blaziken."
~Long story short... Silas here is capable of Mega-Evolution and the first time he used it, we lost him to another trainer.~
"Said trainer was a thief, it was awful... And part of me had no control, just doing what she said and I found it hard to resist... the huggy Conkledurr only made things worse."
Hacks put down the shake and just hugged Silas, ~S'good to have you back bro.~
"Good to be back, being a Deoxys on April 1st was fun. Then there was the fight where I filled in as a mon for Megan. That was awesome."
Meet The New Boss
Julius: -to Artoria, wrestling with Bathory- I don't know, ask it!
Bathory: <Haha, got you! Now for blood. > :3
-An empty Pokeball rolls over to Julius' side from a corner that was certainly not occupied, nope-
-Alovye Jr. flies out of the way of the attacks-
Alovye Jr.: Man that's getting old! But hey, Spawny's got another present for you!
-He proceeds to shake Spawny like a toy, causing him to yelp and fire a massive beam at the rock and ice structure, destroying it, before he is carried off by Alovye Jr.-
-Several Rabbids emerge from the rubble, cheif among them two Exploud, one decked in and riding a cyclone of ice and one wearing a cactus and riding a cyclone of sand-
-They bwah and brandish weapons-
Zoroark Blue: <It... does appear to be a trend.>
Zoroark Red: <Why do we stand for this?!>
-Blue finishes exchanging numbers with Purple-
Zoroark Blue: <Apparent color conspiracies aside, it was nice chatting. Good luck storming the castle, or whatever you're planning next.>
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
EMPEROR: <HEY! What's this about blood?!>
He attempts to grab Bathory.
"Oh, great." Daydre brandishes her gatling gun and fires on the icy Exploud, while Tabitha (who's holding onto the back of her head) starts shooting at the regular Rabbids.
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pain peko
Shaun: "Jess, you got a package in the mail."
Jessica: "Oh, yay!"
-She opens the box to reveal this
and a rainbow bow tie.-
Shaun: "Huh."
"Just because, or...?"
Jessica: "They're for the Saffron City Rainbow Pride Parade next week."
Shaun: "Palkia that's a mouthful."
Jessica: "Yeah."
-Beat-
Jessica: "JAMIE! YOUR GAY BOW TIE ARRIVED!"
Fluffles: *Quietly, in Jessica's room* <Is that a euphenism?>
-Jamie bounds in.-
Jamie: <Yay!>
<Are you gonna come, Shaun?>
-Shaun shakes his head.-
Shaun: "Not my kind of thing."
Yes, this is based off of the Tokyo Rainbow Pride parade!
Other characters can come as well!
edited 8th May '18 8:14:47 PM by SwiftSeraph
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
like christ, but with more nails
-across the floor, the TV automatically turns on. There's a moment of incredibly loud static and then a news segment starts playing-
Reporter: ...search continues for Kyler Rodak, a [Japanese] citizen of American descent who vanished on Tuesday here in Goldenrod City. He was last seen at this sports bar by several witnesses...
-there's a scrap of paper on the far side of the kitchen counter-
-a small, indeterminate sound issues from the bedroom-
-the window does not seem to show the outside of the Stormchaser's current location, but it's hard to tell from the entrance of the room-
-also, the door quietly and politely shuts itself-
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Finn just watches, amused, figuring he'll get involved helping if he's actually in danger.
Hae-won sees the door shut after hearing the broadcast.
Hae-won: "Well, someone wants us to deal with this stuff."
Gogie: <Well things had been pretty quiet on my end, but then Jay... happened...>
<These guys beat her and now I'm free, but they need something for a lot of money, apparently, so I'd been helping with deliveries for... this person.
edited 8th May '18 8:16:53 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Fwomph
Roomchaser
-Pent just quietly taps on the door before sighing and stepping further into the room-
Alright, we're in for the long haul here buds. Everything feels lucid right now so I'm tempted to say full on teleportation rather than some sorta dream state but you never know.
Route 4
-Pent just shrugs and takes a fireshot at the icy Rabbid-
edited 8th May '18 8:33:25 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
The Flamebringer
She notices the pokeball. "... Hey, grab that thing and bonk the Zorua with it!"
Archer: <As you wish, ma'am.> He knocks another arrow, lacing it with obscura and firing it at the ice-clad Rabbid.
Meanwhile, Ruby throws a grenade at a group of minions.
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Meet The New Boss
-Bathory giggles and darts out of the way of Emperor-
-Julius takes Artoria's advice and manages to thwack Bathory with the ball, sucking her in-
Julius: -getting to his feet- What... What just...?
-The grenade damages the lapine Minions minions a little-
-The fire bolt is shrugged off, but the Spirit Shackle manages to hit. Not that Blizzy was planning on escaping anyway-
Beep-O: <They're Ice/Normal and Rock/Normal with Outsider! Be careful!>
-The two Exploud conjure hail on one side of the field and Sandstorm on the other as their cronies open fire-
edited 8th May '18 8:40:12 PM by Umbramatic
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Finn: <Well, looks like you just caught someone.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
EMPEROR: <... Well then!>
EMPEROR slaps Julius on the back. ... This might hurt a bit.
<CONGRATULATIONS! You've caught your first Pokemon!>
Daydre dodges blaster fire and Tabitha, by virtue of being on her head, also manages to not get shot.
".. Okay, so normal tactics won't work. Guess we should continue firing anyway."
Daydre lobs a shock grenade at Blizzy, while Tabitha continues shooting at the minions.
edited 8th May '18 9:00:08 PM by Daydre
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Meet The New Boss
-Julius staggers a bit from EMPEROR slapping him-
Julius: ...I caught it? Now what do I do with it?
edited 8th May '18 9:07:40 PM by Umbramatic
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Some Rando
Route 4
Talbain had appeared with Pot Shot in an Obscuric hand before he paused. <Outsider?!> He cried in frustration.
<Fuck it!> And so he fired a Stone Edge at the Ice Rabbid while Julius fired Category 5 at as many rabbids he could.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
The Wanderer
Roomchaser
-Looking around-
Seems like it.
Route 4
-Cue grenades-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
The Flamebringer
"... Makes you a trainer, now. If you want that."
Archer: <Yes?>
Rin holds her left hand up, a z-ring glinting.
Archer nods, a Decidium-Z glinting on a pendant around his neck.
Archer: <While we're on the topic, you should get back to your island trials.>
Rin: "It's not my fault I got interrupted! I will once this is over! Just do your damn thing."
Archer nods, twirling Kanshou and Bakuya, before tossing them both into the ground beside him.
He lowers his eyes. <I am the bone of my sword.>
<Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.>
Rin, grumbling, does the appropriate Z-dance for Sinister Arrow Raid.
<I have created over a thousand blades.>
<Unknown to death,>
<Nor known to life.>
Archer's eyes snap up to Blizzy as he's surrounded by the glow of Z-power.
<I have withstood pain to create many weapons,>
<Yet these hands will never hold anything.>
Archer grabs Kanshou and Bakuya with a flick of his wings, sprinting towards Blizzy before jumping into the air, swords of obscura forming in the air behind him
<So as I pray...>
He flings Kanshou and Bakuya at Blizzy, the mass of Obscura blades following after.
Archer lands, turning his back to Blizzy as the blades impact, summoning Kanshou and Bakuya back to him, and walking back behind cover.
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Meet The New Boss
Julius: Trainer...?
...Wait, is this that Vow? Will it - er, she, I assume - do what I say?
edited 8th May '18 10:02:39 PM by Umbramatic
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That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
EMPEROR: <Correct!>
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chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Stormchaser, past
-Lila and her team finish eating--they put the sushi boxes in the bin-
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Eclipse the Moon
Levi is currently stuffing an array of malasadas into his mouth like so
◊, but after completing his mission, he smirks towards Lucius.
Levi: I mean, Alola is known for being really chilled, laid back and relaxed. So it's not surprising that nothing particularly "wowed'' us knocking about Malie - though that Mudsdale Salesman was certainly... odd.
edited 9th May '18 5:04:39 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Logan: Eh, I sooorta know the feeling.
Addie: <We've got a mon-bunch we keep track of on our end as well, and we tend to run into them in...the weirdest places.>
-shrugging- <Ours were easy enough to almost sorta half get used to, though, approximately.>
Logan: Approximately.
-rubbing the back of their neck with a hand on a mildly lightning-scarred arm- All Electric, mostly rodents of some variety, strangely enough...the weirdest coincidence, if it is one.
Addie: -shrug- <The family history of the Shockley-Voltaires.>
Logan: I'm still pretty sure that's just confirmation bias.
Addie: <Well with names like that, can you blame anyone?>
-using a similar technique as before, Pippy and Vee conspire to Blizzard-explode the ice at Alovye Jr.'s feet-
Megan: um, uh—
Lapis: bwah
Megan: -placing the Belue Berry plant in her bag- Mint chocolate chip for me!
Pippy: -bright-eyed- <Order me a Wiki-flavor?>
Thespi: <Hondeeeew!> :D
Vee: <...yanno, I think I'm good...>
<...actually, gimme a cookies-n-cream. A big one.>
No mind to think. No will to break.